1 December: Monday strobberquoind.

This poo got me out of bed, about 7:30 am. I felt an intestinal cramp. I turned over, and it got worse. So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Pissed first. Pushed and got a long, loud fart. Pushed again and got this little plopper. First the plug, then the ploot. Still poo. 

eNjoy.