Saturday poo meme.

21 August: Friday gorglandwoping.

Friday poo! Always exciting posting about the end of the week poo. Interesting poo, lighter on the top, darker brown toward the bottom. Almost a take of two poos, except it's only one poo. A blobble and a dork. An age-old poo story, right? Poo is timeless. Poo is forever. 

eNjoy.

20 August: Thursday clobbingdorch.

Sort of a splab of poo, orange and mealy. Not exciting. Not particularly interesting. But still poo. Poo always, poo forever. 

eNjoy.

19 August: Wednesday qwertlespoink.

Not a particularly exciting poo, except for what looks like a pumpkinseed in the middle. And I haven't had pumpkinseeds in a long time. Have no idea what it is. Weird what you can find in your poo. Some interesting colors going on here as well--browns, oranges and reds. Always something going on with poo. Always different. Poo. 

eNjoy.

18 August: Tuesday chumbletwark.

Tuesday poo, not exciting. A blurble in the bottom and a loaflet at the top. Second pic is the ChatGPT version of the poo....sort of a weird disco version out poo. Just thought I'd try it out. Don't really know how much it does for the poo, but it's still poo.

eNjoy.

17 August: Monday jumpkedroning.

Monday poo. A main body and a satellite glorph at the top. Pretty standard poo. More solid at the top, glumphy at the bottom. Got different colors going on here, with a nice smooth consistency toward the bottom. Workmanlike poo. It works 

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16 August: Sunday quabplajonsky.

Yep, the crapping continues. Always crapping. Right? That's why you're here. This poo came as my coffee was brewing. Big, beefy load. Uniform orange color, smooth and silky. Good looking poo, and a really good poo pic. This is what I work for. Keep pooing!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

15 August: Saturday kroptboindal.

This time the poo waited three sips into my first coffee of the morning. The satellite poo at the top started off farther away from the main island but floated back into the picture. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. And poo is what you're hear for, right? Standard brown color, standard consistency. It works.

eNjoy.

14 August: Friday morglenrumpit.

Dropped a poo, first thing in the morning. That's what I do. I drop loads and then blog about it. That's my life. This poo was a little different. Bi-colored, lighter in the outside, darker and glurchier in the middle. Really a pretty cool poo. Anybody have any ideas about what the poo looks like? Let me know in the comments.

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13 August: Thursday zimphleetner.

Dropped this dumper ass son as I woke up. It was raring to go. His little brother can't about an hour later but was just a squirt. Big brother was a dump load. Hard log at the beginning with a softer, loaflike consistency toward the end. Normal for me and my poos. Still pooing. Still blogging. 

eNjoy.

12 August: Wednesday goimerploff.

Another poo dropped whilst my Keurig was brewing. The poos are coming fast and furious as soon as I wake. This is another lumpy poo. You can see flecks or red from the tomatoes I are fur dinner last night. There are some black flecks as well. And again, this is a poo that states off as a log and ends as a plop. That's my poo life right now. Poo living, poo dropping. Ha! 

eNjoy.

11 August: Tuesday dumplegrunion.

Another poo that wouldn't wait. Put the Keurig pod in to brew and BOOM--I have to poo. And poo I did. This poo is kind of lumpy. Glumpy? Not hard, not soft. Poo. Kind of a cool shape, a cool form. Light and dark, with a bollus at the bottom. Good poo. Well, okay poo. 

eNjoy.

10 August: Monday blookenvimpty.

Started the week off with a blob. A blorp, really. There are some bi-colored nodules on the loaf at the top. Actually, I guess it's all one big loaf. Kind of orangish and sort of soft at the bottom. Not really exciting, but still poo. Always pooing. 

eNjoy.

9 August: Sunday chalpuskadreen.

Starting off week week, you'll never guess, a poo! Right after I woke up, dropped this dollup. Kind of tall and narrow,  with a dark colored bloop at the end of the bottom brump. That's makes this a bi-colored poo, and that's always fun. Satellite of the top that's also bi-colored. Crapped again two later but it was just a squirt. Respectable poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

8 August: Saturday blorkchiming.

Woke up a little this morning and immediately had to poo. As normal. Pretty hefty load. Fairly consistent coloring, with and black speckles thrown in for good measure. Good looking poo, after a couple of days of duds. Funny thing, this poo looks like it's pointing up. Ha! Things are long up! 

eNjoy.

Another milestone.

Yesterday (7 August, 2026) this blog saw its 2,000,000th page view. It took just over 15 years to get here. I'm thinking it won't take that long to get to 3 million views as the blog has been averaging 5K+ page views a day. I guess the word is spreading that my blog provides excellent poo content. 

For now, I'll keep pooing and blogging.

7 August: Friday jimtyglickt.

Just a splat, a ploop, a plop. Again, this is a second poo as I woke up again at 3 am and had to poo. Again, I pooed in the dark because I wanted to go back to sleep. So no pic of the first poo. Second poo cage about 10:30. This poo is notable only because it's CORN POO. Yep, I had roasted corn with my salmon last night. Corn poo is always fun! Still pooing. Still plopping. 

eNjoy. 

6 August: Thursday cholodolp.

Interesting looking poo. Extraneous little left leaning poo, bi-colored loaflet that's just doing its own thing. Not a huge poo but it has a lot of character. This is a poo that does what it wants to do. It has plans. But then it got flushed and its plans were dashed. 

eNjoy.

5 August: Wednesday glumpitbrome.

Not an impressive poo. Kind of a ploop.. But then,c this is a second poo so I was surprised it was this big. I woke up at 3 am and had to shit. But I wanted to go back to sleep, so I pooed in the dark. No pic. So the second poo wasn't estimated to be significant. It's just significant enough. Hey, it's poo. Don't complain. 

eNjoy.

4 August: Tuesday tordrygummel.

Smallish poo. That's because the last couple of weeks I've been pooing in the morning, and then again after eating (usually) lunch. Second poos are usually just a squirt or two. But the second poos inevitably shrink the next day's poo. Ah well. When you gotta go you gotta go. I had corn on the cob last night, so this is corn poo! Always fun! Lots of corn here. It works--it's poo. 

eNjoy.

3 August: Monday zinstymorble.

Starting off the week with a blump. Haven't pooed like this on a while--it's a blast from the past. Not an exciting poo, but a rather granular poo. Not compact but sort of fluffy. Orangish brown with a uniform texture. No surprises here, just poo.

eNjoy.

2 August: Sunday chollenprimbus.

Second day in a row a had to drop a poo whilst my coffee was brewing. Dark poo, and very pungent. Chunky and blocky poo, I guess. Meh. Color of this poo was cool, otherwise, not exciting. Still pooing. Always. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

1 August: Saturday double chudnysquimer.

Back pooing at home where I'm comfortable. On my home toilet. First poo came as soon as I woke up. Really, after I set the coffee to brew I had to run to the bathroom because the poo was coming NOW. A little softer, as little more coily. Back to smooth, consistent orange. Standard. 

Second bloop came about four hours later. I though it would be a squirt but it was more substantial.  A little darker orange and definitely bloiber.  Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

31 July: Friday zonkchooner.

Last day on holiday, last day pooing in the Airbnb toilet. This is a pretty cool poo. A little more solid, a little  chunky. Got some gloppy brown spots and some bulbous, chunky glorts. I wish I could poo like this every day because the pics are so cool! This works! Goodbye vacation toilet! There is number like taking big dumps in somebody else's toilet!

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30 July: Thursday flonkspooging.

Still on holiday, still in the Airbnb, still pooing! The pooing never stops. Another orange poo. Floppy and florpy, this poo has some interesting "folds," like a loaf bread that's rising. Poo loaf. 

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29 July: Wednesday chorblefunches.

First full day on mini holiday, do this is Airbnb poo. Another orange dollup of poo. Mealy and ooey and gooey. Very uniform in color and consistency. Kind of cool. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

28 July: Tuesday jobdollup.

Getting ready to go on a mini holiday and I dropped this blobber whilst packing. Interesting red splorch mid left poo. Otherwise, not an exciting poo. But still poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.