31 May: Sunday porpquiddle.

Middling poo. Unimpressive poo. Not my fault. I woke up six hours before, at 2 am and had to go. I crapped in the upstairs bathroom, in the dark, because I wanted to go back to sleep. So, no pic. But I could tell it was a big load. And a gassy load. THIS poo was a leftover poo. It did what it could do to represent. I'll give it credit--it tried. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

30 May: Saturday stolljumpit.

Pooing back home. Back in comfortable surroundings. It's nice to go on vacation, but it's always nice to come home. Crapping in a familiar toilet. This poo was very orange, floaty and PUNGENT. The orange poo seems to be the most pungent. Some dark splotches and she yellow specks. Pretty cool looking poo. 

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29 May: Friday chunklefreedan.

Last day on holiday on the water. Still pooing. Always pooing. Dropped this about an hour and a half before checking out of our Airbnb on the bay.  This one was glumpy and not very exciting. Solid brown in color. Some dark splotches. Meh, not much end to say. It's poo.

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28 May: Thursday plompingdorge.

Last full day on holiday. Still on the water, still pooing. This poo was a little different--long and plump. This was a hefty poo.  Yellow specks but I hadn't eaten corn in a while. Lighter and more solid at the beginning and darker and ploofier at the end. Interesting looking poo. Not a bad effort (the pooing never stops, even on holiday). 

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27 May: Wednesday chipplequaince.

Mid week holiday poo! Still resting and relaxing on the water. This poo was definitely funky and splotchy. Dark splotches. Orangish and PUNGENT. Pungent is good, right? Means my colon is working! And my colon is always working! Always churning. Always pooing.

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26 May: Tuesday borklanflooger.

I'm on holiday, so, this is holiday poo. Airbnb poo. It's in the water, so it's very relaxing. But relaxation hasn't stopped the poo. Still pooing. This was chunky and glumpy. Interesting color and consistency. This works. 

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25 May: Monday cholldollup.

Just a dollup of poo. Definitely a globular poo. Interesting little satellite dollup on the left , and it's even more globular. Not a spectacular poo, but still interesting. Remember my motto: poo comes in all shapes and sizes and this is a different shape and size.

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24 May: Sunday smorchvimpy.

Had to poo three sips in my first cup of coffee. Poo just couldn't wait. Felt substantial coming out. Turns out it was a whole mess of mini-loaves! Orangish brown, typical funk (pungent). Nice looking poo and a good poo pic. Good way to start out the week. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

23 May: Saturday glumptionduze.

Had to poo half way through my first cup of coffee. Interesting glump. Mostly soft and creamy. Middling orangish brown color. Felt like it would be more substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Hmmm...pretty standard poo for me. Still poo. Poo works.

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22 May: Friday chafradiddling.

Another poo that interrupted a meal. I woke up late and was preparing my microwave bean and cheese burrito (hey, what can I say, I like them) when I had to poo. So I pooed. Interesting dark brown color. And PUNGENT! Pungent poo. We'll see what my buddy turns the burrito into tomorrow. Stay tuned!

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21 May: Thursday chorganfloober.

This poo waited until just before lunch to make its presence known. I was at the stove ready to fry and eggs and, boom, I had to poo. And when you gotta go, you gotta go. Not an exciting poo. Workmanlike. This was a gollop of poo. Normal color, soft, creamy consistency. Is that a nugget of corn middle right? I don't know. Still poo. Still pooing. 

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20 May: Wednesday vumplequeesing.

Mid week poo. Not a huge poo, but, still poo. Meh. A satellite on top, and pollop on the bottom with a pointed tail. It's gotta be pointed so your ass doesn't slap shut! Right? Ha! Old joke. It's still poo. 

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19 May: Tuesday twobblegorfun.

Interesting poo fur the colors. Several different colors going on with this poo. Greenish, reddish, orangish and brownish. Very cool combination. Always amazed at what comes out of my ass. Cool poo pic. 

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18 May: Monday double chastroinkleby

Dropped the first load right after waking. Pretty hefty load. Loaflike, like bread dough that has risen. Maybe? Second load came two and a half hours later. Not as hefty, but notable. For what, you ask? It's a big, beefy second load! Always fun! 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

17 May: Sunday hollumchinder.

Big fat Sunday loafload. A load of loaf. Seriously hefty poo. Not a lot else to say....this poo speaks for itself. It didn't say anything in its brief stay in the toilet, but it could have. Really good poo pic. There you go. 

eNjoy.

16 May: Saturday ooblecranchly.

Saturday poo! Always fun! Always a little different, although this one, not so much. A pile of little loaflets at the bottom with a couple of wispy satellites at the top. I had to poo again a couple of hours later. I guess the loaflets alone would have been better. A well. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

15 May: Friday zongblurkee.

Kind of a messy, runny poo. The bottom part looks like it's covered in poo gravy. That's a first. A first time mentioning it, anyway. Not really exciting, but poo. Always poo. Poo always. It works.

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14 May: Thursday klimptmorner.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. This felt like a load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo with lots of dark splotches. The poo appears much lighter in the pic than it did in person. Really good poo pic--this works.

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13 May: Wednesday blookprimny.

Big, fat mid-week poo. This was a load. Lighter and darker orange, so an interesting color palette. And orange poo means PUNGENT. This was stinky poo. But worth it. Good looking poo and an excellent poo pic. 

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12 May: Tuesday chimblefrinker.

Sort of a blah kind of poo. Not exciting. Kind of brown and blurby at the bottom. Bah--still poo but not a good effort. Feeling curmudgeony today. No more words, just poo. 

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11 May: Monday quisyaldren.

Monday poo. It is....glorpulent. Enough said, right? Not exciting, and I debated including the little satellite at the top. But I figured more poo is better poo. Kind of messy and but sometimes poo is messy. It's still poo. 

eNjoy.

Calling all poo memes.

As you know, I like to publish poo memes on the weekend. But I'm running out of memes. Google and Instagram searches are proving less and less fruitful. So I'm calling on my readers to provide poo memes. Show me what you got. I'm looking for to to plumb alternate sources as I've already seen the memes on Google and IG. I need new sources of memes. I need new blood. 

Please email me your best memes--don't post them as comments. My email address is:  billydanner@gmail.com. Again, I DO NOT want your poo pics. Ever. I want your memes. I can give you credit if I publish your meme or you can remain anonymous.

10 May: Sunday minkchorming.

Woke up late this Mother's Day and almost got through my cup of coffee without popping. And then I had to poo.  Poo in basic brown, solid at the beginning, ending with a classic plorp. But terribly exciting, but still poo. Always poo. Poo always. Poo is eternal. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

9 May: Saturday chumloaking.

Had to pee immediately upon waking. I pooed while my coffee was brewing. And this was a substantial load. More compact than I thought it would be as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Darker than of reflected in the pic. And this was a PUNGENT load. Dark brown, lumpy and mealy. Good poo. Great poo pic. 

eNjoy.

8 May: Friday pluncherchorn.

Big pile of Friday poo. Standard orangish plorp. Even consistency in the bottom dollop. The top satellite plorbus has some different colors. So that makes this multi colored poo. And that's always fun. Pretty hefty load. Serious poo and a pretty good poo pic. 

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7 May: Thursday phlooginthunion.

This felt pretty substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a bad looking poo. Kind of stuffy and glumpy and uniform brown. Got some nuggets at the top and a blornion at the bottom. Still poo. And still pooing. And blogging. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 May: Wednesday kroipenfoogler.

Another really interesting poo. Several different colors and consistencies. Fluffy and at the and time gunchly. Black specks and wispy bits. There's a lot going with this poo. I'm going to leave off and just let you soak it all in. 

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5 May: Tuesday plompchurner.

Another bulbous, burbly poo. Lots of interesting little blorps. The nugget on the left is darker, so, it's multi-colored poo. Always fun! Definitely a different sort of poo. But poo is poo. And poo is what I do. 

eNjoy. 

4 May: Monday plookstumpion.

Starting off the work week with a blorpit. Sort of an orangish, brownish green. Sort of bulbous and glumpy. This poo was a little unusual, but, still poo. 

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3 May: Sunday choolmeggandron.

Woke up a little later today, this lazy Sunday. Started my cup of coffee going and immediately had to poo. Before starting my coffee. I could tell this was a load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. But most of the poo sank, which made for a more evenly focused picture. Some dark splotches in the main log. Good poo. Really good poo pic. This works.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

2 May: Saturday blookdurnier.

This poo got me out of bed. I didn't want to get out of bed, and I delayed it for as long as I could, but then the old familiar urging made it inevitable. So I went downstairs, doing the sphincter shuffle, and dropped this nordle. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo, really interesting color and consistency. This is it. This works. Very good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

1 May: Friday flokenbrimble.

Had to poo first thing in in morning. Whilst the coffee was brewing, the poo was dropping. 😆😆 Interesting juxtaposition of above water and below water, before and after poo, focused and less focused. These are some serious logs, but better, a really good poo pic. This one works. I can take a break after this. (Yep, keeping up with a daily poo blog is exhausting! 😆😆)

eNjoy.

30 April: Thursday sloobygumner.

Pretty cool poo. Glunchy and jumny. Ended up with a little pudding poo. Maybe my first pudding poo! Orange chunk in the middle left blorb that I can't identify. Cool colors and textures. Good poo. 

eNjoy.

29 April: Wednesday blungevorder.

Made it to the middle of the week. And still pooing. This is an interesting poo pic. Light orangish color, floater, and kind of glurmy? I don't know. Chunky and spiky? Hats to describe. Still an excellent example of the wide range of poo shapes and sizes. It's poo. 

eNjoy.