26 July: Sunday horchfungle.

Starting off the week (and the next 15 years) with a big pile of poo. And this is a pile. Uniformly orange in color and smooth in consistency. Just a good looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic. My work is done for the day. Good job.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

25 July: Saturday chromerstunchly.

So, yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the start of this blog. Today is the 15th anniversary of the first actual poo post. There you go. Another hurdle jumped. I dropped this load whilst brewing my first cup of coffee (is using the Keurig considered "brewing"?). One of those poos that would have looked a lot better had it stayed together. Submerged loaflet is bi-colored--always fun. The bottom pollup is orange and buttery and glorpy. Good looking poo. 

eNjoy.

This poo blog is 15 years old today.

You read that right--I started this blog 15 years ago today, in 2011. I can hardly believe it myself. The first three years were spotty--I'd blog for a month or two and stop. It was just a pain in the ass to take the picture with a digital camera (not always easy to explain coming out of the bathroom), and transfer the image to my desktop computer via memory sticks (remember those?), and then write the blog entries on the blogger website. Now I do it all in my phone. 

As of today, this blog has logged 1.9 million page views, based on just over 4,000 posts, the vast majority of which are poo posts. I actually have 35 followers. I never expected this blog to amount to much--i knew this was a niche subject at best. But I stuck with it. I kept pooing and blogging. And I will continue to poo and blog, until I physically can't do it. Why? Because the poo never stops. Ever. 

Regards,

Billy, your faithful poo blogger

24 July: Friday froolchgamunion.

Had to poo three sips into my first cup of coffee. I see bi-colored poo, which is....what? It's ALWAYS FUN! And I also see a bit if corn (not a lot) from the previous night's Shepherds pie. Corn poo is....what? ALWAYS FUN! A lot going on with this poo. It's busy. But still poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

23 July: Thursday brancewhorter.

Thursday poo! Definitely a bit gloinky. Loaflet bottom left has some interesting little brown blobbits incorporated. Pretty cool. Brown speckles throughout. Just ooey and gooey and filled with poo strangeness! 

eNjoy. 

22 July: Wednesday bundrimchool.

Just a blob of poo. Even distributed loaves. Dark brownish dollop at the top. Just a beefy portlet--a workmanlike poo. Not exciting, but solid. A solid plorp. There you go. Poo. 

eNjoy.

21 July: Tuesday phankporchins.

Crapped this out about 9:30 in the morning. Started off glunchy and finished blorgy and gooey. Interesting reddish glork in the middle--different colors are usually fun. This was a little weird. Oh well. It's poo! 

eNjoy.

20 July: Monday blormpkinsprood.

Starting off the work week with a blormp. Gooey and glormy. Specks and speckles and glomples. Of you look closely, you can see corn from Sunday's burrito bowl. Not a lot of corn, but it's there. Always fun. Still pooing. Coming up on an important anniversary. Stay tuned. 

eNjoy.

19 July: Sunday plobjobbling.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, before I started to drink coffee. Kind of a cool little poo--I only crapped once the day before so I was expecting a bigger load. This was orangish and bi-colored at the top. And PUNGENT.  Hey, it is what it is, right? Poo. Always poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

18 July: Saturday prooblebuntny.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. And this was a dump load. Bi-colored nuggets toward the top, a fading ghost satellite load at the top, and some intriguing red bits toward the bottom. Always something new and exciting with poo, if only you take the time to look. Well I do. And I will, always.

eNjoy.

17 July: Friday blomchstorion.

Just a little dollop of Friday poo. Kind of lumpy and glumpy and full of fun. Fun, you ask? I say, yes. Poo can be fun. But don't have too much fun with poo, because people might think you're weird. Just saying. 

eNjoy.

4,000th post.

My 16 July post was my 4,000th post. Hallelujah. It's been a long ride. 4,000 posts, almost all of which are poo posts. There are a handful of posts like this that are narrative in nature, discussing metrics of this blog. That's a lot of poo posts. Am I crazy? You tell me. All comments are okay, as long as they're not blatantly insulting or disrespectful. 

Also, I discovered that this blog no longer features ads. I included ads about 7-8 years ago as a goof, just to see what would happen. And, due to the nature of my blog, I never expected it to be a big revenue source. And I was right. It's literally pennies a day. But after my 11 July post was hidden, I guess they decided to axe the ads as well. Oh well. The blog will go on, ads or not. You're welcome.

16 July: Thursday flodgersmurph.

Dropped this mealy load right after waking. Which is my pattern now. Wake, poo, repeat. Not a bad looking poo. Softer, orangish and folded in on itself. And dark specklesv are always fun! One loaflet sank to the bottom but I kept it in the frame. Like a ghost. A ghost poo. Good poo pic.

eNjoy

My "hidden" Saturday, 11 July post.

Well, I checked Blogger's "Community guidelines," am I couldn't determine which of those guidelines my post violated. Hmmm. Any ideas? You can find Blogger's Community guidelines here. Check 'em out, see what you think. I'm not going to make a stink about it, I mean, it is what it is. I'm not going to appeal the decision (it's only one post), but I'm genuinely curious why the post was hidden. As I said before, it's Google's world and I'm just living in it. 

15 July: Wednesday voiplesmocking.

Big, fat middle of the week poo log. This poo came about 20 minutes after I woke up. I knew it was going to special as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. We have several different colors going on here--very cool. Hey man, this is the poo I work for--a big, fat poo loaf. I know my readers can appreciate this. This is poo--really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

14 July: Tuesday plobjobbling.

Pooed a couple of times the day before so this is as baby poo. Not exciting. Darker, orangish brown. Pungent. The little squiggle at the bottom looks like a little--well, you get point. I won't say more because I don't want this post hidden like the post Saturday. It's poo. That's all that counts. 

eNjoy.

13 July: Monday chibgrobber.

Monday poo. Small, dark poo. No poo pic yesterday because I woke up very early in the morning with intestinal distress--had to poo in the dark because I wanted to go back to sleep. No pic. I also pooed in the afternoon yesterday, so today's poo is smallish. Overall greenish, with some beef faint other colors visible. Middle left, darker (redder?) and groinky. Not s spectacular poo, but still poo. 

eNjoy 

My recent Saturday post (11 July) was "hidden."

I received notification that my 11 July post was "hidden," so you have to click through to see the post. I find that to be a little odd, considering what my blog is about: poo. I mean, each post with a poo pic is pretty graphic. But because I mention that one of the poos looks like a part of the male anatomy, I guess that tripped some rule that the post couldn't be seen in the summary page. I think it's a little silly (I used the "P" word--not profanity or slang), but this is Google's world and I'm just living in it.

Saturday poo meme.

11 July: Saturday chabangling.

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10 July: Friday splumbfoibly.

End of the work week blorp. Interesting looking poo. Looks a bit reddish in the middle, greasy green above and below. Looks like leftover corn. Corn poo is always fun. Smaller poo because I crapped three times the day before. Small or not, still poo. 

eNjoy.

9 July: Thursday wobblebliner.

Thursday poo. Big, beefy loaves. Consistent orangish color and maybe a leftover corn nugget--at the top--from before? Good looking, normal looking poo--if any poo is normal looking. Still pooing. Always pooing. Poo always. 

eNjoy.

8 July: Wednesday zorpengunchly.

Middle of the week, and two sips into my first cup of coffee and I had to poo. Kind of an interesting poo, started off as loglets and ended as plorp. The poo was orangish and PUNGENT. Orange, pungent poo. And then, flush. Wipe and repeat. That's the cycle. 

eNjoy.

7 July: Tuesday halderbleeth.

Very cool poo. It was a dump load! Beefy, juicy and glumpty with a little poo foam at the bottom. There's are several colors and consistencies going here. Just a lot to take in. A lot going on. Good looking poo. 

eNjoy. 

6 July: Monday chibesmortsen.

Starting off the work week with a poo! Of course! Best way to start off your day is with a poo. Get it out of the way. This poo is kind of stringy and is oriented laterally instead of up and down. Right? Does that make sense? Pretty cool colors, almost multi-colored. Good effort. The poo persists. Always. 

eNjoy.

5 July: Sunday hormerchackloff.

Ate a LOT yesterday, as I made merry and celebrated the birthday of my country. I ate hot dogs, brats, deviled eggs, potato salad, pasta salad and chips and dip. It was delicious. And I dropped a load this morning. Big, fat celebration day dump load. Big, brown, soft and folded. Glumpy you could say. Nice looking poo, and a really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

4 July: Saturday challyzimmons.

Happy Independence Day America! Started off the day with a nice poo. As always. Another smallish poo, with as couple of smallish satellites at the top. Orangish and glubbery. Not as big as I was hoping for. Nothing quite as satisfying as dropping a big load. But we take what we can get. 

eNjoy.

3 July: Friday jaglumpkenseed.

Day before the 4th of July holiday. Pre-holiday poo. Not a large poo, but decent sized. Poos lately have been very orange. I've been crapping a couple of times a day lately so the poos have been smallish. Ah well, still poo. Poo is poo. And poo works!

eNjoy. 

2 July: Thursday vorchenzimp.

Just a big fat sploggle of poo. Not really soft or hard, sort of in between. Loaf like. Just a big chunk of poo, fluffy and folded. Good poo pic. This works. 

eNjoy.

1 July: Wednesday vooblesquirtsy.

Mid-week, beginning of July poo. Not a bad looking poo. Blorbous at the bottom, and bloobular at the top. We also have bi-colored poo which is always fun. Good poo pic. Nuff said. 

eNjoy.

30 June: Tuesday chlormspuedle.

And we have--corn poo! Always fun! Had corn-on-the cob the night before. And you can really see the corn. Other than that, but an exciting poo, so I'll leave it at that. 

eNjoy.

29 June: Monday chapultagrimp.

Some cool little loaflets. Loaflets are cool. A little harder at the top (beginning oh the poo) and softer at the bottom (end of the poo). Harder poo is bi-colored--always fun! Very cool looking poo. The bottom poo part seems to have a lot going on, with color and consistency. Really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

28 June: Sunday jorbledreech.

Guess what? I started the week off with a poo! The poo never stops.. This was. Not very exciting. Darker blorps at the top with a blobular glorp at the bottom. Poo at the bottom was soft and mealy.  Almost a tale of two poos. 

eNjoy.