28 November: Monday kcholerdrump.

This poo plorty woke my ass up say 3 am. Stumbled around in the dark, looking for the toilet because I wanted to go back to sleep. Didn't want the light to screw that up. Took picture in the dark with a flash. Not an exciting poo. But given the level of my intestinal distress that's not surprising. It wasn't going to be a loaf. But poo is poo, right?

eNjoy.

27 November: Sunday glumptychong.

Not what I've come to expect from a Sunday poo. I carbed it up big time yesterday, eating leftover Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, mashed potatoes, heavy stuffing with gravy. In the evening I had huge turkey sandwiches on big onion rolls. And I ate more mashed potatoes and stuffing. And I drank a beer. A lot of food. And I expected a big fat turd log today. But, nope. Sometimes--poo disappoints. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

26 November: Saturday second phloddle.

Dropped a third poo dumper after lunch. Lunch was leftover turkey and stuffing. And mashed potatoes and gravy. I guess that big load of food helped to dislodge even more poo. The poo never stops.

eNjoy.

Saturday/Thanksgiving poo meme.

26 November: Saturday kblumpter.

Fasted most of yesterday and then cheat-carbed in the evening. Was hoping for a nice, fat post -cheat day poo. But, this is what I got. But very exciting--just sort of a little ploop. Crapped again an hour later and it was almost completely liquid. Thanksgiving dinner just didn't produce the kind of poos I was hoping for. I'm going to be eating a lot of carbs today so hopefully tomorrow's poo is spectacular. 

eNjoy.

25 November: Friday post-Thanksgiving day florbertchoin.

So, yesterday was Thanksgiving Day. Two things of note: I ate a HUGE Thanksgiving Day meal, and, I didn't poo. Even after the huge meal. So, I was expecting a big load today. And it wasn't a big load. Kind of soft and gooey and gummy. And I had to wipe my ass for 45 minute to get clean. And I had to wipe again an hour later. I hate that. I've got the feeling only a shower will actually get me feeling clean. Sometimes poo is a real pain.

eNjoy.

23 November: Wednesday mbonkiwird.

Day before Thanksgiving poo. Just a middlin' load. Just sort of so-so. Looking forward to Thanksgiving. There.

eNjoy.

22 November: Tuesday laaprampurn.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a 2 day load.. And a big, beefy load it is. This is a big, fat poo loaf. Excellent poo and a great poo picture. And it's bi-colored--always fun! Nothing else to say. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

20 November: Sunday double florgensputer.

So, dropped a big, beefy load on Sunday, which is typical for the day after a full cheat day. Cheat Saturday and poo big on Sunday, that's how it works. Big Sunday poo. There you go. Pooed again after Chilequeles fur lunch. But it was a ploop, not a poo. I almost didn't include it, but I thought my fans would want to see all of the poo. 👍

eNjoy.

19 November: Saturday double plorbsplunter.

Didn't poo Friday, so the first pic is a two day load. And it was a big, beefy load. This FELT like a serious load squeezing out of my bunghole. I had nachos and tacos last night, along with beer. So this is beer and tacos poo. A worthy poo indeed. 

Second poo cave after a huge lunch of Chick-fil-A. Chicken sandwich, fries, Mac and cheese and Peppermint milkshake. Yum. Lot of food, so I guess the old digestive tract had to make room. The poo was just--meh. But still poo.

eNjoy.

17 November: Thursday chorklejump.

Didn't poo Wednesday, again, the day I went into the office. That works. The office poo pics were never as good as the home poo pics. Really, since the start of the pandemic, this blog has seen a renesaince in poo pics. The past two years have been the best. This poo was a little different. Bi-colored and a little--oily? Not sure how to describe it. Glorky? Anyway, new and unique. 

eNjoy.

15 November: Tuesday chuchronger.

Dropped a poo Tuesday morning. Kind of cool, not too big. Bi-colored poo on the left. Always fun. Not much else to say.

eNjoy.

14 November: Monday flurkbornder.

So, woke up early today, drank a cup of coffee, and took a dump. What have I always said? The poo just never stops. Ever. The only time I remember the poo even briefly stopping was in basic military training. For about a week. And then the poo started again in earnest. This wasn't a bad poo pic. My poos have looked like this recently: tidy little orange poo piles. Hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

13 November: Sunday chulersponse.

Sunday poo. I ate big time carbs yesterday so I was expecting my normal Sunday, post-cheat day log, but no such luck. I ate a delicious, huge double-bacon cheeseburger and fries from 5 Guys, so this is a 5 Guys pile. Shout out to 5 Guys. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

12 November: Saturday joomptranking.

So, I fasted yesterday until 6. As I did Monday and Thursday. And I STILL gained two pounds. I can't figure it out. I did the same thing the week before and LOST two pounds. I can't figure out weight loss. Anyway, today is cheat day so you can expect a big, meaty load tomorrow. This poo was but too shabby. Pretty beefy in its own right. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

11 November: Friday folgendrump.

Didn't poo yesterday, so today's load is pretty hefty. Big, beefy load. Bi-colored. Always fun. Hey--you gotta love poo! 

eNjoy.

9 November: Wednesday chultingston.

Wednesday work poo. Didn't poo Tuesday and this poo came after the gym and lunch. It was at work and the stall next to me was occupied so I had to be stealthy when taking the pic. I don't think most people would understand why I take pictures of my poo. And this poo was medium consistency, soft/hard, and I had to squeeze it off, so--a lot of wiping. And I had to wipe again when I got home. Twice. Ugh. Some poos are just messy.

eNjoy.

7 November: Monday chankingglorge.

Woke up this morning, drank a cup of coffee and had a nice poo. It didn't feel very substantial as it was slithering out of my bunghole, but when I turned around to take a look I was pleasantly surprised. A big, fat, long log was looking up at me. Very nice. Must have been last night's sushi that did it. Here's to sushi!

eNjoy.

6 November: Sunday jhoralgloob.

Started the week off with a bug, fat poo. Didn't know if I'd poo at all considering I shit THREE TIMES yesterday. My bunghole was BURNING from all of the wiping. Damn. But yesterday was cheat day, so I gorged on carbs, including beer. So, as I've said before--carbs=good poo pics. And here you go.

eNjoy.

5 November: Saturday horbloney.

Started the day off with big pile of poo. Meh. Not an exciting poo. But not a bad poo pic. Logs are always better than piles, but piles are better than nothing. Any poo is better than no poo. 

eNjoy.

4 November: Friday joobgumper.

Big, ooey, gooey pile of poo. And stinky. This one stank. I mean really--i can't normally smell my poo but this one was a gasser. But hey, it's poo. Sometimes they're fragrant. Gotta go with it.

eNjoy.

3 November: Thursday sploorchimple.

Didn't poo Wednesday, but dropped this log after lunch. This one took a LOT if wiping because I had to manually flex my bunghole to cut the turd off. It didn't just pinch off naturally. That always means a lot of wiping. Wiping until there was a little blood on the tp. Sometimes poo can be a pain in the ass.

eNjoy.

1 November: Tuesday flurmingyoun.

Ass juice! I blorped this one out in the afternoon, right before I took a shower. Always fun because I didn't have to wash my hands! I just got in the shower, scrubbed myself down, got dressed and went and got a haircut. Got back home and got that itchy feeling. I had to wipe again. After the shower. And an hour after that, I had to wipe AGAIN! Ass juice! A couple of times a year, it just happens. My ass seems to "leak." Leak poo juice. I guess whatever is in my rectum is just the right consistency that it can sneak past my bunghole. And I have to wipe, and wipe and wipe. Annoying!

eNjoy.

31 October: Monday plunchhorgind.

Halloween. Pretty cool Halloween poo. Good poo pic. Not much else to say 

eNjoy.