7 November: Monday chankingglorge.

Woke up this morning, drank a cup of coffee and had a nice poo. It didn't feel very substantial as it was slithering out of my bunghole, but when I turned around to take a look I was pleasantly surprised. A big, fat, long log was looking up at me. Very nice. Must have been last night's sushi that did it. Here's to sushi!

eNjoy.