9 March: Monday monchcloonier.

Not an impressive poo. Probably because I crapped three times the day before. No good. Still poo. Still pooing. The pooing never stops. My poo is like the Terminator. It absolutely will not stop. Terminator poo. I like it. 

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8 March: Sunday blorkpharnion.

Had to poo as soon as I woke. Actually, I got up because I knew I'd have to poo. And poo I did. Big, beefy load. Nice even, consistent orangish color. I crapped twice more on Sunday, the last one at 8:15 in the evening. This is a good poo pic. 

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Saturday poo meme.

7 March: Saturday churdlesproing.

Didn't have a chance to drink coffee before I had to unload this. I knew as soon as I got out of bed that I had to poo. And this was a load. I knew it as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Serious log. Beefy log. Bi-colored log--speckled dark at the top (the first part of the poo that I squeezed out). Always fun! Good poo. You're welcome.

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6 March: Friday glatchnermorg.

So, end of work week poo. This was a pretty substantial load--I guess I ate a lot yesterday. Including three delicious barbacoa breakfast tacos at First Watch. Breakfast taco poo. Uniform, brownish color. Still with the dark specks. Still have no idea what they are. Poo can be mysterious. 

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5 March: Thursday glomskyphurn.

Mid week poo, got as far as two sips into my first cup of coffee when I had to poo. I drank a big glass of kefir and was hoping for something a little more solid. But that wasn't to be. It's orangish, phlumpy and PUNGENT! Definitely a phlopple. And poo is poo. That's the way it is. 

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4 March: Wednesday spoolgfraxer.

Chunky mid-week poo. Another unexciting glorge. This one's a but chunkier than the last couple of poos. More embedded dark dibits. Where are the dibits coming from? And ideas? I crapped again after lunch and it was completely liquid so I didn't include. Gotta get back on that kefir and yogurt. And I need to add more fiber to my diet. I'll get to work on that. 

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