My Daily Poo
Saturday, September 12, 2026
12 September: Saturday glomkdrimmner.
Small little poo to finish out the week. It looks bigger in the picture but it was a junior poo. Not surprising because I crapped three times the day before (again). Not a particularly impressive poo, but still not a bad effort. Brown and knobby, with a satellite poolet at the top. Still pooing. Still working. Still blogging. For my readers. Always.
eNjoy.
Friday, September 11, 2026
11 September: Friday glunchnerspeeman.
Friday, end of the work week poo. I crapped three times the day before, so this one took a while. I actually got through a whole cup of coffee before I had to poo. And it was a pretty substantial poo. Grainy and speckley. And the sunken satellite at the top seems to be the same way. Grainy with dark splotches. Better than the day before. Not that they're competing. Because they all end up in the same place. A poo's existence is very brief. Here's to past poos. Word.
eNjoy.
10 September: Thursday drobjibling.
Kind of a mess of a poo. I crapped twice more after this poo. Messy poos. This one was kind of gurgly and chunky? Right? Not liquid but getting there. Always getting there. And always pooing. Never drop pooing. Ever. Out.
eNjoy.
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
9 September: Wednesday zimpkendroiner.
Got out of bed and I had to poo almost immediately. But it sort of snuck up on me. Drinking my coffee, and than I was running to the bathroom. Almost squirted my pants, and that's never good. Messy, semi-liquid poo. Yuck. Some splorches and splotches, but not a good looking poo. Oh well. Welcome home Billy.
eNjoy.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
8 September: Tuesday apopkajoonie.
This poo got me out of bed this morning--ended up run/stumbling to the bathroom. But l made it. Just made it. Blorp came out in a splurge. But an exciting poo, but I do see some red peppers from last night's steamed veggies. Pretty cool. And I see a couple of dark botches--cool little pockets of blorf. So, messy poo, but a good affect.
eNjoy.
7 September: Monday moinkenchumner.
First full day back from holiday, at the beach. Sleeping in my regular bed, crapping in my regular home toilet. Not a bad looking poo. Rich, beefy brown loaves. And I think I see some residual corn from Saturday's fish tacos. Nice looking poo, and a good poo pic.
eNjoy
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