20 September: Sunday schnabblebrunyen.

This poo got me out of bed. I woke up about 9 am and went to the bathroom and peed. I wanted to go back to sleep. But my colon thought otherwise. I felt the old familiar rumblings, so I got out of bed. The result wasn't too shabby. Largish, brown loaf-logs, with chunkles and satellites. Not a bad looking poo. We'll hope for even better. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

19 September: Saturday double chadidryflom.

First poo got me out of bed at 7:30. It was just okay. A little more volume than recent poos. Blotchy with some interesting colors? Maybe? Second poo came two and a half hours later. Not an impressive poo, but VERY pungent. Can't wait to see if other poos are coming. They probably are. Always pooing. Poo always. 

eNjoy.

18 September: Friday glumperchoon.

Another small little poo. Still crapping multiple times a day, which means all poos are smaller. Meh. That's the way it is now. Well, for the time being. This poo was light orangish, globular and not just a little gluey. Yep I said it. Gluey. Poo. Deal with it.

eNjoy.

17 September: Thursday choobalstrinchen.

Another instance of a middlin' poo. Woke up a little late, but I didn't want to get out of bed. And then I knew I'd have to poo soon. So I got up. And here we go. Another unexciting poo. This is my life now (bonus to whoever gets that reference--don't Google it--there's no prize involved). Orangish brown poo--almost looks like scrambled eggs. Meh. Still poo. 

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16 September: Wednesday ghanidchoirer.

Mid week poo. Another middlin' poo. Still crapping multiple times a day. A bigger poo Friday thing in the morning, and then several squirt sessions later il on the the day, sometimes after eating something and sometimes not. Meh. Darker splotch lower left, that's it. Not exciting. But still poo. 

eNjoy.

15 September: Tuesday haaljumsnorken.

Missed poos on Sunday and Monday. Hey, it happens. Various stories, various reasons, I won't explain them all. Use your imagination. This poo was just okay as I've been shitting multiple times a day for a couple of weeks. That's means the morning poos aren't as beefy. This is just a middling poo. But still poo. What you want. Be grateful.

eNjoy.