3 June: Wednesday gunchlychoad.

Middle of the week, still pooing. But that's why you're here, right? This poo was a little darker, a little more sinister. Dark splooges make this poo a little dangerous. Don't ask this poo questions, because you might not like the answer. I flushed this immediately, before it climbed out of the bowl and started demanding its rights. I flushed and put a stop to that shit. Bullet dodged.

eNjoy. 

2 June: Tuesday ploomfoester.

Tuesday and I'm still pooing. But that's what my readers expect! The poo, the whole poo and nothing but the poo. This poo pic has a lot of detail and contrast? Definitely glunchy with some soft red highlights. Awww. Good poo. 

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1 June: Monday miquanjumble.

Well guess what? I started out the work week with a poo! Not a bad looking poo! Brown and beefy and well, glunky. Good way to start off the week! Good poo pic. But world shattering, but it works. 

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31 May: Sunday porpquiddle.

Middling poo. Unimpressive poo. Not my fault. I woke up six hours before, at 2 am and had to go. I crapped in the upstairs bathroom, in the dark, because I wanted to go back to sleep. So, no pic. But I could tell it was a big load. And a gassy load. THIS poo was a leftover poo. It did what it could do to represent. I'll give it credit--it tried. 

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Saturday poo meme.

30 May: Saturday stolljumpit.

Pooing back home. Back in comfortable surroundings. It's nice to go on vacation, but it's always nice to come home. Crapping in a familiar toilet. This poo was very orange, floaty and PUNGENT. The orange poo seems to be the most pungent. Some dark splotches and she yellow specks. Pretty cool looking poo. 

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29 May: Friday chunklefreedan.

Last day on holiday on the water. Still pooing. Always pooing. Dropped this about an hour and a half before checking out of our Airbnb on the bay.  This one was glumpy and not very exciting. Solid brown in color. Some dark splotches. Meh, not much end to say. It's poo.

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