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My Daily Poo
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
14 April: Tuesday chugglerspintgen.
Had to poo as soon as I woke up, but held it for 30 minutes because it wasn't urgent. Street and coffee, I dropped this blurgle. Not a bad looking poo. Had harder and softer parts. Multi-colored on the left, and that's always fun! Not a bad effort, and a pretty good poo pic.
13 April: Monday croipglantern.
Monday poo blorg. Small pile, and my only crap of the day. But particularly impressive, but, as I am fond of saying, it's still poo. Still a good poo pic, so, win/*. As the ancient Greek philosopher said: Poo is poo.
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Sunday, April 12, 2026
12 April: Sunday muntzginchler.
Dropped this bloob about an hour after waking. Came on all-of-a-sudden like. Definitely a gloopy poo. Substantial, considering I crapped three times the day before. Yep, I've been crapping multiple times a day for the last week. It sucks. I need to get back on the metamucil. But hey, still pooing! Rock on!
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Saturday, April 11, 2026
11 April: Saturday slogglebortney.
Big, fat, Saturday dump load. I guess I've been saving this for a while? Does that sound right? Can you save poo? I don't think so but it sounds cool. Like, "I've been saving up for a really huge load..." Ha! These were some serious logs. Even, brown color, no specks. This poo is a winner!
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10 April: Friday choppspewdle.
Dropped this about an hour after waking. It's a curious poo. But curious is good! Multi-colored and glumpy. Different colors are always cool! This poo wasn't huge but it had a lot of character. Character is good! This is the little poo that could!
9 April: Thursday choedlegrumly.
Interesting configuration of poo. Interesting shape. Part squadle and part chordle. Brown and mealy. And you can see the corn from the previous night's dinner. Corn poo! Always fun!
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