11 July: Saturday chabangling.

I had to get out of bed because I felt the familiar old rumbling. And sure enough I had to crap as soon as I got downstairs. And, blaaaap. Big poo, harder at the beginning and looser at the end. Which is normal for me. Good looking poo, that looks like a penis at the top. Yep, a penis. Now, I'm not one to find shapes in my poo, but that does look like a penis. Basic, brownish orange. Serious effort to finish up the week. 

eNjoy.

10 July: Friday splumbfoibly.

End of the work week blorp. Interesting looking poo. Looks a bit reddish in the middle, greasy green above and below. Looks like leftover corn. Corn poo is always fun. Smaller poo because I crapped three times the day before. Small or not, still poo. 

eNjoy.

9 July: Thursday wobblebliner.

Thursday poo. Big, beefy loaves. Consistent orangish color and maybe a leftover corn nugget--at the top--from before? Good looking, normal looking poo--if any poo is normal looking. Still pooing. Always pooing. Poo always. 

eNjoy.

8 July: Wednesday zorpengunchly.

Middle of the week, and two sips into my first cup of coffee and I had to poo. Kind of an interesting poo, started off as loglets and ended as plorp. The poo was orangish and PUNGENT. Orange, pungent poo. And then, flush. Wipe and repeat. That's the cycle. 

eNjoy.

7 July: Tuesday halderbleeth.

Very cool poo. It was a dump load! Beefy, juicy and glumpty with a little poo foam at the bottom. There's are several colors and consistencies going here. Just a lot to take in. A lot going on. Good looking poo. 

eNjoy. 

6 July: Monday chibesmortsen.

Starting off the work week with a poo! Of course! Best way to start off your day is with a poo. Get it out of the way. This poo is kind of stringy and is oriented laterally instead of up and down. Right? Does that make sense? Pretty cool colors, almost multi-colored. Good effort. The poo persists. Always. 

eNjoy.

5 July: Sunday hormerchackloff.

Ate a LOT yesterday, as I made merry and celebrated the birthday of my country. I ate hot dogs, brats, deviled eggs, potato salad, pasta salad and chips and dip. It was delicious. And I dropped a load this morning. Big, fat celebration day dump load. Big, brown, soft and folded. Glumpy you could say. Nice looking poo, and a really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.