3 February: Tuesday plurchblorber.

Just a plorp of poo. Not impressive, but still poo. Kind of gloopy. Meh. I crapped again later on the day. I had to poo on the way from Lowe's, and I wasn't sure if I'd make it. Turned out to be less of an emergency that I thought it would be. Fun, but shitting your pants is definitely no fun.

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2 February: Monday bloopsturnion.

Started the work week dropping a big load. And it's orangish, which means PUNGENT! This was a big smollup of stinky plorp. That's okay, poo does get pungent at times. Any of my readers know why the orange poo is stinkier? Leave a comment or send me an email. 

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1 February: Sunday ploidyjern.

Big, day Sunday dumpload. Cooped up inside, because of the snowstorm, so I'm eating more. Which results in bigger loads. I'm also doing a lot of shoveling and chipping, so burning up a lot of calories. Beefy load. Good poo pic. I'll keep em coming. 

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Saturday poo meme.

31 January: Saturday booglechorphling.

Dropped this about three sips into my first cup of coffee. A big, beefy load. Not as uniform as Friday's poo. A lot more going on. You can see one little nugget of corn from Friday's ramen. Can you see it? Still a good looking poo. As far as poo goes. Another good poo pic from Billy Danner. You're welcome. 

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30 January: Friday glumphwichny.

End of the week dumpload. This was a big load. Uniform orangish with an even consistency. As always, orange poo equals PUNGENT. This was no different. Good effort, good poo pic. 

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29 January: Thursday chorblestruttner.

Still dealing with the ice and snow, but that hasn't stopped the poo! The poo just never stops. I call this a hybrid poo: starts off as a log and end as a plorp. Otherwise not exciting. Not sure what the dark chunks/fibers are. Any ideas from my readers? If so, leave a comment. 

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