Thursday, June 18, 2026

18 June: Thursday cloopingzire.

I thought this was a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not as big as I imagined. Standard orangish brown, presenting as multiple mini-loaves. Not really exciting, but still poo. Still pooing, still fighting the good fight. Still bringing my poo to you. 

eNjoy.

17 June: Wednesday plobjabinsky.

Middle of the week poo. I'd call these "loafish" turds. Loafish? Uniform orange in color. Can't remember how pungent it was. Kind of a soft, velvety poo. Not perfect, but still poo. Poo works. 

eNjoy.

16 June: Tuesday carchtwaddle.

Tuesday loaf-log. The loaf finished dark and splotchy, folded in on itself with more splotches. Big, beefy load. Very cool poo and a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

15 June: Monday chaglobberdrunt.

Starting off the work week with a splorch! Kind of globular with a dark spooge toward the top. Have by idea what that is. Poo started off as harder, with defined fissures at the beginning. Ended up as a creamy blobber!

eNjoy.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

14 June: Sunday chorptwiddler.

Dropped this doddle about 30 minutes after waking. Felt like it took a long time to slither out of my bunghole. Kind of splotchy but not exactly bi-colored. Kind of--blobular? Not a bad effort to start off the week. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy. 

Saturday, June 13, 2026

Saturday poo meme.

13 June: Saturday jamionpleeble.

End of the week poo, chunky and blocky. Still affected by the antibiotic I took Thursday. Woke up early this morning not feeling well. Got on the toilet and let out a long fart and short poo squirt. Pissed for a long time and made it back to bed. Hopefully my gut microbiome will get back to normal soon. 

eNjoy.