20 October: Tuesday boogerblockney.

This poo got me out of bed this morning. As poos usually do at this point. Got up, went downstairs and immediately had to poo. And poo I did. Mostly brown and speckled with a gloob at the end. And PUNGENT. As poo goes, it's respectable. And think the gloob is kind of cool. Cool gloob. There's the title of my book! 

eNjoy.

19 October: Monday chucklejeonies.

Big fat Monday morning dump load. This felt significant as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. And it is a load. I guess I had as busy weekend. Dark globules at the beginning means this is bi-colored poo! And that's always fun! All in all, a good effort. Once again, still pooing. Always pooing. Pooing always.

eNjoy.

18 October: Sunday holchucksporkny.

I was kind of waking up, took a pee but wanted to get back in bed. Chilly Sunday morning. Turns out, my large intestine has another idea. I went running to the downstairs bathroom to poo. I really had to poo. And boy did I poo. Big, skinny dump load. Large volume of poo. Black speckles. A lot going on here. I'll get out of your way so you can appreciate the poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 October: Saturday churmintrunion.

This was a glumpular poo. Just a big, orange blob of plort. If you look hard, you can see corn from the roasted corn I had for dinner a couple of days ago. Corn is the gift that keeps on giving! Good looking, interesting poo. I like it. This works. For a Saturday, this was a good effort. 

eNjoy.

16 October: Friday pounchjudling.

Just a ploop of plop. Just a splat, a sploote. Not impressive, not fun. "It's not funny, and it's not fun." I did have roasted corn with my turkey the night before and you can definitely see it. Just a corn poo sproggle. And corn poo is USUALLY fun. At this point, it's just the corn. I'll keep trying. And pooing. And blogging. 

eNjoy.

15 October: Thursday horpumglimny.

Just a plorb of poo. Really, but an impressive poo. But what am I going to do? Orange and blorby. And it's a small little poo. I think I see some corn, but but even curb can salvage this poo. I flushed it--quick. There you go. I got it done, and then I got it done. 

eNjoy.