17 September: Thursday choobalstrinchen.

Another instance of a middlin' poo. Woke up a little late, but I didn't want to get out of bed. And then I knew I'd have to poo soon. So I got up. And here we go. Another unexciting poo. This is my life now (bonus to whoever gets that reference--don't Google it--there's no prize involved). Orangish brown poo--almost looks like scrambled eggs. Meh. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

16 September: Wednesday ghanidchoirer.

Mid week poo. Another middlin' poo. Still crapping multiple times a day. A bigger poo Friday thing in the morning, and then several squirt sessions later il on the the day, sometimes after eating something and sometimes not. Meh. Darker splotch lower left, that's it. Not exciting. But still poo. 

eNjoy.

15 September: Tuesday haaljumsnorken.

Missed poos on Sunday and Monday. Hey, it happens. Various stories, various reasons, I won't explain them all. Use your imagination. This poo was just okay as I've been shitting multiple times a day for a couple of weeks. That's means the morning poos aren't as beefy. This is just a middling poo. But still poo. What you want. Be grateful.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

12 September: Saturday glomkdrimmner.

Small little poo to finish out the week. It looks bigger in the picture but it was a junior poo. Not surprising because I crapped three times the day before (again). Not a particularly impressive poo, but still not a bad effort. Brown and knobby, with a satellite poolet at the top. Still pooing. Still working. Still blogging. For my readers. Always. 

eNjoy.

11 September: Friday glunchnerspeeman.

Friday, end of the work week poo. I crapped three times the day before, so this one took a while. I actually got through a whole cup of coffee before I had to poo. And it was a pretty substantial poo. Grainy and speckley. And the sunken satellite at the top seems to be the same way. Grainy with dark splotches. Better than the day before. Not that they're competing. Because they all end up in the same place. A poo's existence is very brief. Here's to past poos. Word.

eNjoy.

10 September: Thursday drobjibling.

Kind of a mess of a poo. I crapped twice more after this poo. Messy poos. This one was kind of gurgly and chunky? Right? Not liquid but getting there. Always getting there. And always pooing. Never drop pooing. Ever. Out.

eNjoy.