Sunday, August 2, 2026

2 August: Sunday chollenprimbus.

Second day in a row a had to drop a poo whilst my coffee was brewing. Dark poo, and very pungent. Chunky and blocky poo, I guess. Meh. Color of this poo was cool, otherwise, not exciting. Still pooing. Always. 

eNjoy.

Saturday, August 1, 2026

Saturday poo meme.

1 August: Saturday double chudnysquimer.

Back pooing at home where I'm comfortable. On my home toilet. First poo came as soon as I woke up. Really, after I set the coffee to brew I had to run to the bathroom because the poo was coming NOW. A little softer, as little more coily. Back to smooth, consistent orange. Standard. 

Second bloop came about four hours later. I though it would be a squirt but it was more substantial.  A little darker orange and definitely bloiber.  Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

31 July: Friday zonkchooner.

Last day on holiday, last day pooing in the Airbnb toilet. This is a pretty cool poo. A little more solid, a little  chunky. Got some gloppy brown spots and some bulbous, chunky glorts. I wish I could poo like this every day because the pics are so cool! This works! Goodbye vacation toilet! There is number like taking big dumps in somebody else's toilet!

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30 July: Thursday flonkspooging.

Still on holiday, still in the Airbnb, still pooing! The pooing never stops. Another orange poo. Floppy and florpy, this poo has some interesting "folds," like a loaf bread that's rising. Poo loaf. 

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29 July: Wednesday chorblefunches.

First full day on mini holiday, do this is Airbnb poo. Another orange dollup of poo. Mealy and ooey and gooey. Very uniform in color and consistency. Kind of cool. Still poo. 

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28 July: Tuesday jobdollup.

Getting ready to go on a mini holiday and I dropped this blobber whilst packing. Interesting red splorch mid left poo. Otherwise, not an exciting poo. But still poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.