25 February: Wednesday phlootsportner.

Middle of the week poo. Dropped this whilst heating up a breakfast burrito. I knew it wouldn't take long. This just came slithering out. Slither, slither. Interesting yellowish color, contrasting with the green. Not a spectacular poo, but still poo. It works! Poo always works. 

eNjoy.

24 February: Tuesday scholoplamer.

Still pooing in the real world! Tuesday poo! Kind of cool looking... Interesting texture and brown coloration. Not sure what that little yellow kernel is. Any guesses from my readers?  Cool poo, good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

23 February: Monday choldgrumption.

Started off the work week with a spolp of poo. Pretty cool poo pic. I see corn, and corn poo is always fun. Although I don't remember when I ate the corn. But no worries. If I ate corn, I ate corn. I didn't spend a lot of time wondering about how the poo got to be the way it is, I just enjoy it while it's here. And now it's time because I flushed it. Bye poo. 

eNjoy.

22 February: Sunday stortplunchion.

Big, Sunday dumpload. It didn't get me out of bed, but almost. I had to crap as soon as I woke up. And this is why: there was a lot of poo that needed an exit. Good looking poo. I must admit, I do enjoy the big logs. I drop this load and I feel like I've accomplished something. The comedian Ron White once asked: "Have you the taken a dump so big your pants for better?" Yes, I have. Your welcome. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

21 February: Saturday gorchletcheen.

Woke up about 7:30 and immediately had to poo. Hadn't even had coffee yet. One chunklet sank and the rest leaned on the lip, with a plorch extending out of the water. Gleech and guniony. Green-brown and orange in places. I think colorful poo is noteworthy. Plaffle.

eNjoy.

20 February: Friday flockenbyury.

I had to push a bit and the floodgates let loose and we got a pile of plorp. Not exciting, but it's still poo. And that's why you're here, right? 

eNjoy.