18 October: Sunday holchucksporkny.

I was kind of waking up, took a pee but wanted to get back in bed. Chilly Sunday morning. Turns out, my large intestine has another idea. I went running to the downstairs bathroom to poo. I really had to poo. And boy did I poo. Big, skinny dump load. Large volume of poo. Black speckles. A lot going on here. I'll get out of your way so you can appreciate the poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 October: Saturday churmintrunion.

This was a glumpular poo. Just a big, orange blob of plort. If you look hard, you can see corn from the roasted corn I had for dinner a couple of days ago. Corn is the gift that keeps on giving! Good looking, interesting poo. I like it. This works. For a Saturday, this was a good effort. 

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16 October: Friday pounchjudling.

Just a ploop of plop. Just a splat, a sploote. Not impressive, not fun. "It's not funny, and it's not fun." I did have roasted corn with my turkey the night before and you can definitely see it. Just a corn poo sproggle. And corn poo is USUALLY fun. At this point, it's just the corn. I'll keep trying. And pooing. And blogging. 

eNjoy.

15 October: Thursday horpumglimny.

Just a plorb of poo. Really, but an impressive poo. But what am I going to do? Orange and blorby. And it's a small little poo. I think I see some corn, but but even curb can salvage this poo. I flushed it--quick. There you go. I got it done, and then I got it done. 

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14 October: Wednesday scumpchodler.

Mid week poo. Very orange poo. Straight from my bunghole. Yep, the old bung has been busy lately. Lots of pooing. It's actually quite irritating. Poo first thing in the morning. Then more poo squirts throughout the day. Ugh. Still mulling the Metamucil. Will advise. And I will keep pooing. 

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13 October: Tuesday falkanbreaming.

Big pile of dark reddish brown poo. Really, kind of unique. My poos don't often look like this. Solid and beefy. Looks like corn bottom left. Always fun. Fun, beefy poo. What's next? We'll find out tomorrow. 

eNjoy.