14 May: Thursday klimptmorner.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. This felt like a load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo with lots of dark splotches. The poo appears much lighter in the pic than it did in person. Really good poo pic--this works.

eNjoy.

13 May: Wednesday blookprimny.

Big, fat mid-week poo. This was a load. Lighter and darker orange, so an interesting color palette. And orange poo means PUNGENT. This was stinky poo. But worth it. Good looking poo and an excellent poo pic. 

eNjoy.

12 May: Tuesday chimblefrinker.

Sort of a blah kind of poo. Not exciting. Kind of brown and blurby at the bottom. Bah--still poo but not a good effort. Feeling curmudgeony today. No more words, just poo. 

eNjoy.

11 May: Monday quisyaldren.

Monday poo. It is....glorpulent. Enough said, right? Not exciting, and I debated including the little satellite at the top. But I figured more poo is better poo. Kind of messy and but sometimes poo is messy. It's still poo. 

eNjoy.

Calling all poo memes.

As you know, I like to publish poo memes on the weekend. But I'm running out of memes. Google and Instagram searches are proving less and less fruitful. So I'm calling on my readers to provide poo memes. Show me what you got. I'm looking for to to plumb alternate sources as I've already seen the memes on Google and IG. I need new sources of memes. I need new blood. 

Please email me your best memes--don't post them as comments. My email address is:  billydanner@gmail.com. Again, I DO NOT want your poo pics. Ever. I want your memes. I can give you credit if I publish your meme or you can remain anonymous.

10 May: Sunday minkchorming.

Woke up late this Mother's Day and almost got through my cup of coffee without popping. And then I had to poo.  Poo in basic brown, solid at the beginning, ending with a classic plorp. But terribly exciting, but still poo. Always poo. Poo always. Poo is eternal. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.