9 October: Friday ploigerschmidden.

Had to get out of bed early to poo. Got dressed, put the coffee on and then I was running to the bathroom. It just happens. When you gotta go, you gotta go. The poo felt like a load coming out. But it was just an orange, gloppy mess. Had to squirt out a follow up about two hours later. Just. Always. Pooing.

eNjoy. 

8 October: Thursday twlajunkion.

Kind of a mess of a poo. The bottom of the poo looks like meat chunks in gravy. Ooey and gooey. The top satellite looks like it has a bit of corn. Corn poo! Always fun. I've been eating corn lately but it hasn't been visible in my poo. Oh well. Still poo. Still pooing.

eNjoy.

7 October: Wednesday vornichblunion.

Dropped this poo directly after waking. It felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a dump load, but a respectable poo. You can tell it's becoming gloopy at the end. I don't see corn even though they're was corn in the rice bowl I ate the night before. No-corn poo? Not nearly as fun. 

eNjoy.

6 October: Tuesday plootherstrinyed.

Got up late this morning, and had to poo whilst brewing my coffee. Fairly substantial poo. Kind of a load. Definitely an orangish brown, starting off harder, which is normal. This poo is more loaves that shplats. A little more solid poo. Good poo pic. Still haven't started the Metamucil--will let you know when I do. 

eNjoy.

5 October: Monday slimpingforyor.

Starting off the work week with a poo load. I did crap twice the day before (and also pooed again an hour after from this phlork) so I was happy with the volume of poo. More volume is better. More poo is better poo. Don't ask me why--it just is. More satisfying.  This poo was, like most of my poo, was more solid at the beginning, and it ended in a phlat. Meh. Not a perfect poo, but not a bad effort. 

eNjoy. 

4 October: Sunday scupstroodling.

Big Sunday dump load. This one got me out of bed. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I went downstairs and immediately had to duck walk to the bathroom. Yep, I was doing the tight-sphincter-shuffle. I made it and pushed this puppy out. Big, brown, and beefy. Not surprising as I only crapped once the day before. This works. 

eNjoy.

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