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My Daily Poo
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
8 July: Wednesday zorpengunchly.
Middle of the week, and two sips into my first cup of coffee and I had to poo. Kind of an interesting poo, started off as loglets and ended as plorp. The poo was orangish and PUNGENT. Orange, pungent poo. And then, flush. Wipe and repeat. That's the cycle.
7 July: Tuesday halderbleeth.
Very cool poo. It was a dump load! Beefy, juicy and glumpty with a little poo foam at the bottom. There's are several colors and consistencies going here. Just a lot to take in. A lot going on. Good looking poo.
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6 July: Monday chibesmortsen.
Starting off the work week with a poo! Of course! Best way to start off your day is with a poo. Get it out of the way. This poo is kind of stringy and is oriented laterally instead of up and down. Right? Does that make sense? Pretty cool colors, almost multi-colored. Good effort. The poo persists. Always.
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Sunday, July 5, 2026
5 July: Sunday hormerchackloff.
Ate a LOT yesterday, as I made merry and celebrated the birthday of my country. I ate hot dogs, brats, deviled eggs, potato salad, pasta salad and chips and dip. It was delicious. And I dropped a load this morning. Big, fat celebration day dump load. Big, brown, soft and folded. Glumpy you could say. Nice looking poo, and a really good poo pic.
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Saturday, July 4, 2026
4 July: Saturday challyzimmons.
Happy Independence Day America! Started off the day with a nice poo. As always. Another smallish poo, with as couple of smallish satellites at the top. Orangish and glubbery. Not as big as I was hoping for. Nothing quite as satisfying as dropping a big load. But we take what we can get.
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3 July: Friday jaglumpkenseed.
Day before the 4th of July holiday. Pre-holiday poo. Not a large poo, but decent sized. Poos lately have been very orange. I've been crapping a couple of times a day lately so the poos have been smallish. Ah well, still poo. Poo is poo. And poo works!
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