Thursday, May 7, 2026

7 May: Thursday phlooginthunion.

This felt pretty substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a bad looking poo. Kind of stuffy and glumpy and uniform brown. Got some nuggets at the top and a blornion at the bottom. Still poo. And still pooing. And blogging. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 May: Wednesday kroipenfoogler.

Another really interesting poo. Several different colors and consistencies. Fluffy and at the and time gunchly. Black specks and wispy bits. There's a lot going with this poo. I'm going to leave off and just let you soak it all in. 

eNjoy.

5 May: Tuesday plompchurner.

Another bulbous, burbly poo. Lots of interesting little blorps. The nugget on the left is darker, so, it's multi-colored poo. Always fun! Definitely a different sort of poo. But poo is poo. And poo is what I do. 

eNjoy. 

4 May: Monday plookstumpion.

Starting off the work week with a blorpit. Sort of an orangish, brownish green. Sort of bulbous and glumpy. This poo was a little unusual, but, still poo. 

eNjoy.

Sunday, May 3, 2026

3 May: Sunday choolmeggandron.

Woke up a little later today, this lazy Sunday. Started my cup of coffee going and immediately had to poo. Before starting my coffee. I could tell this was a load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. But most of the poo sank, which made for a more evenly focused picture. Some dark splotches in the main log. Good poo. Really good poo pic. This works.

eNjoy.

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Saturday poo meme.

2 May: Saturday blookdurnier.

This poo got me out of bed. I didn't want to get out of bed, and I delayed it for as long as I could, but then the old familiar urging made it inevitable. So I went downstairs, doing the sphincter shuffle, and dropped this nordle. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo, really interesting color and consistency. This is it. This works. Very good poo pic. 

eNjoy.