7 October: Wednesday vornichblunion.

Dropped this poo directly after waking. It felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a dump load, but a respectable poo. You can tell it's becoming gloopy at the end. I don't see corn even though they're was corn in the rice bowl I ate the night before. No-corn poo? Not nearly as fun. 

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6 October: Tuesday plootherstrinyed.

Got up late this morning, and had to poo whilst brewing my coffee. Fairly substantial poo. Kind of a load. Definitely an orangish brown, starting off harder, which is normal. This poo is more loaves that shplats. A little more solid poo. Good poo pic. Still haven't started the Metamucil--will let you know when I do. 

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5 October: Monday slimpingforyor.

Starting off the work week with a poo load. I did crap twice the day before (and also pooed again an hour after from this phlork) so I was happy with the volume of poo. More volume is better. More poo is better poo. Don't ask me why--it just is. More satisfying.  This poo was, like most of my poo, was more solid at the beginning, and it ended in a phlat. Meh. Not a perfect poo, but not a bad effort. 

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4 October: Sunday scupstroodling.

Big Sunday dump load. This one got me out of bed. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I went downstairs and immediately had to duck walk to the bathroom. Yep, I was doing the tight-sphincter-shuffle. I made it and pushed this puppy out. Big, brown, and beefy. Not surprising as I only crapped once the day before. This works. 

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Saturday poo meme.

3 October: Friday choominpliming.

Just a big fat mess of a poo. Only crapped once the day before, so I was expecting a bigger load. Interesting poo, started out as loaves at the beginning and ended with a splort. Ending part was deep brown and glooky. Good poo pic of a middlin poo. 

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2 October: Friday splooterploop.

Just a ploop of plorp. Almost completely soft.. Yep, time to eat more fiber. This ploop is just a little--splorchy. Ooey and gooey and creamy and bloogey. Lots of little yellow speckles down below. Not my best effort, but hey, it's still poo. 

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