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My Daily Poo
Sunday, October 11, 2026
11 October: Sunday yobbingloovner.
Another poo that got me out of bed. And I was in a hurry. This felt like a big load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. And it is a pretty big load. Uniform brown orange in color, very consistent texture. No specks, no blobules. Just poo. Pretty good poo. Sunday poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.
Saturday, October 10, 2026
10 October: Saturday chimenstruebling.
Another poo that got me out of bed. Feel the rumblings, get out of bed, go downstairs and then run to the bathroom. Still haven't started the Metamucil. Maybe today? Stool was loose and PUNGENT. Really, just a messy, yucky poo. That's enough.
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Friday, October 9, 2026
9 October: Friday ploigerschmidden.
Had to get out of bed early to poo. Got dressed, put the coffee on and then I was running to the bathroom. It just happens. When you gotta go, you gotta go. The poo felt like a load coming out. But it was just an orange, gloppy mess. Had to squirt out a follow up about two hours later. Just. Always. Pooing.
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8 October: Thursday twlajunkion.
Kind of a mess of a poo. The bottom of the poo looks like meat chunks in gravy. Ooey and gooey. The top satellite looks like it has a bit of corn. Corn poo! Always fun. I've been eating corn lately but it hasn't been visible in my poo. Oh well. Still poo. Still pooing.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2026
7 October: Wednesday vornichblunion.
Dropped this poo directly after waking. It felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a dump load, but a respectable poo. You can tell it's becoming gloopy at the end. I don't see corn even though they're was corn in the rice bowl I ate the night before. No-corn poo? Not nearly as fun.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2026
6 October: Tuesday plootherstrinyed.
Got up late this morning, and had to poo whilst brewing my coffee. Fairly substantial poo. Kind of a load. Definitely an orangish brown, starting off harder, which is normal. This poo is more loaves that shplats. A little more solid poo. Good poo pic. Still haven't started the Metamucil--will let you know when I do.
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