2 April: Thursday cloobpunion.

Meh. Small, disorganized poo. Kind of a splatter of poo. Not exciting, unexceptional. Multi-colored, which is always fun. Maybe I'm not meeting fair? I should give this poo a second chance? What say you? Leave a comment and let me know.

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday phobblecheem.

Happy April Fools Day! But still pooing. Dropped this three sips into my first cup of coffee. Respectable. Not a true dump load, but getting there. Darker and globular at the top, and greener and gooier at the bottom. Which happens with a lot of my poos. My poos often have several different personalities. Very proud of my colon. There you go. 

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31 March: Monday skuackphorner.

So, starting off the work week, and I dropped a phlort. Kind of messy looking but with a lot of character. Messy and glunchy. Multi-colored, always fun. Not a spectacular poo but a good effort. Hey, it's poo! 

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30 March: Monday morkingflingle.

Not an impressive poo. Mostly soft. But much else to say. Pooed twice the day before. Just didn't have enough in the chamber, but the poo came anyway. I see a red spot and a dark speck. And a squoggle at the top right. So this poo has it's own little personality. So there you go.

eNjoy. 

Sunday poo meme.

Even emporers have to poo...

29 March: Sunday hyblagorcher.

Another mini-load. Meh. Nice form and texture, right? Kind of globular at the beginning and ended as a splorb. Nice, even color. Coulda been better, but, it's still poo. And poo is poo. 

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28 March: Saturday zimpdungle.

Middling Saturday po load. Just a miniature version of as regular think load. The last couple of weeks I've been taking a big dump in the morning and then several squirt dumps later on in the day. Which makes for smaller loads in the morning. That's okay, mini is still poo. 

eNjoy.