31 May: Sunday porpquiddle.

Middling poo. Unimpressive poo. Not my fault. I woke up six hours before, at 2 am and had to go. I crapped in the upstairs bathroom, in the dark, because I wanted to go back to sleep. So, no pic. But I could tell it was a big load. And a gassy load. THIS poo was a leftover poo. It did what it could do to represent. I'll give it credit--it tried. 

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Saturday poo meme.

30 May: Saturday stolljumpit.

Pooing back home. Back in comfortable surroundings. It's nice to go on vacation, but it's always nice to come home. Crapping in a familiar toilet. This poo was very orange, floaty and PUNGENT. The orange poo seems to be the most pungent. Some dark splotches and she yellow specks. Pretty cool looking poo. 

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29 May: Friday chunklefreedan.

Last day on holiday on the water. Still pooing. Always pooing. Dropped this about an hour and a half before checking out of our Airbnb on the bay.  This one was glumpy and not very exciting. Solid brown in color. Some dark splotches. Meh, not much end to say. It's poo.

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28 May: Thursday plompingdorge.

Last full day on holiday. Still on the water, still pooing. This poo was a little different--long and plump. This was a hefty poo.  Yellow specks but I hadn't eaten corn in a while. Lighter and more solid at the beginning and darker and ploofier at the end. Interesting looking poo. Not a bad effort (the pooing never stops, even on holiday). 

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27 May: Wednesday chipplequaince.

Mid week holiday poo! Still resting and relaxing on the water. This poo was definitely funky and splotchy. Dark splotches. Orangish and PUNGENT. Pungent is good, right? Means my colon is working! And my colon is always working! Always churning. Always pooing.

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26 May: Tuesday borklanflooger.

I'm on holiday, so, this is holiday poo. Airbnb poo. It's in the water, so it's very relaxing. But relaxation hasn't stopped the poo. Still pooing. This was chunky and glumpy. Interesting color and consistency. This works. 

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