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My Daily Poo
Tuesday, August 4, 2026
4 August: Tuesday tordrygummel.
Smallish poo. That's because the last couple of weeks I've been pooing in the morning, and then again after eating (usually) lunch. Second poos are usually just a squirt or two. But the second poos inevitably shrink the next day's poo. Ah well. When you gotta go you gotta go. I had corn on the cob last night, so this is corn poo! Always fun! Lots of corn here. It works--it's poo.
3 August: Monday zinstymorble.
Starting off the week with a blump. Haven't pooed like this on a while--it's a blast from the past. Not an exciting poo, but a rather granular poo. Not compact but sort of fluffy. Orangish brown with a uniform texture. No surprises here, just poo.
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Sunday, August 2, 2026
2 August: Sunday chollenprimbus.
Second day in a row a had to drop a poo whilst my coffee was brewing. Dark poo, and very pungent. Chunky and blocky poo, I guess. Meh. Color of this poo was cool, otherwise, not exciting. Still pooing. Always.
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Saturday, August 1, 2026
1 August: Saturday double chudnysquimer.
Back pooing at home where I'm comfortable. On my home toilet. First poo came as soon as I woke up. Really, after I set the coffee to brew I had to run to the bathroom because the poo was coming NOW. A little softer, as little more coily. Back to smooth, consistent orange. Standard.
Second bloop came about four hours later. I though it would be a squirt but it was more substantial. A little darker orange and definitely bloiber. Hey, it's poo!
31 July: Friday zonkchooner.
Last day on holiday, last day pooing in the Airbnb toilet. This is a pretty cool poo. A little more solid, a little chunky. Got some gloppy brown spots and some bulbous, chunky glorts. I wish I could poo like this every day because the pics are so cool! This works! Goodbye vacation toilet! There is number like taking big dumps in somebody else's toilet!
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30 July: Thursday flonkspooging.
Still on holiday, still in the Airbnb, still pooing! The pooing never stops. Another orange poo. Floppy and florpy, this poo has some interesting "folds," like a loaf bread that's rising. Poo loaf.
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