28 August: Friday climptspadrow.

Day off today, slept in and had to poo as soon as I woke. The poo....what? The poo never stops. Ever. I crapped three times the day before, so this poo is a little light. And lighter colored. But it's still poo! Kind of a weird speckle at the bottom and a red splorch closer to the top. Always fun looking for the little sniblets in my poo. Ah, what I do to keep myself occupied in my day off....

eNjoy.

27 August: Thursday moozbulgin.

Just a big phlop of poo. Of you look closely, you can see corn! Corn poo is always fun! I had roasted corn (with beef kabobs) for dinner the night before. It doesn't look like a lot of corn, but I ate a lot of corn. Corn poo is forever. And ever. Don't question the corn. After all, it's still poo. 

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26 August: Wednesday plinkusjormster.

A more solid poo for this day. Dark poo loaves, fairly uniform in color and consistency. Middling exciting--not a bad looking poo load. For me, a more solid poo is exciting. That's my life. Hoping for solid poo. 

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25 August: Tuesday blorblevinkus.

Kind of a dark blob of a poo. Sort of dark, mealy and gloopy. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. I live to poo. I live to serve. I serve to poo. 

eNjoy.

24 August: Monday joblonspinrid.

No poo posts over the previous weekend. On Saturday I just forgot to take the pic of the poo. Sunday I woke up very early having to shit and I left the light off because I wanted to go back to bed. So, there. I don't always catch the poo. I'm human. I actually crapped three times Sunday so Monday's poo was--lacking. Feathery and fluffy. Meh. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

21 August: Friday gorglandwoping.

Friday poo! Always exciting posting about the end of the week poo. Interesting poo, lighter on the top, darker brown toward the bottom. Almost a take of two poos, except it's only one poo. A blobble and a dork. An age-old poo story, right? Poo is timeless. Poo is forever. 

eNjoy.