My Daily Poo
Saturday, August 29, 2026
Friday, August 28, 2026
28 August: Friday climptspadrow.
Day off today, slept in and had to poo as soon as I woke. The poo....what? The poo never stops. Ever. I crapped three times the day before, so this poo is a little light. And lighter colored. But it's still poo! Kind of a weird speckle at the bottom and a red splorch closer to the top. Always fun looking for the little sniblets in my poo. Ah, what I do to keep myself occupied in my day off....
eNjoy.
27 August: Thursday moozbulgin.
Just a big phlop of poo. Of you look closely, you can see corn! Corn poo is always fun! I had roasted corn (with beef kabobs) for dinner the night before. It doesn't look like a lot of corn, but I ate a lot of corn. Corn poo is forever. And ever. Don't question the corn. After all, it's still poo.
eNjoy.
26 August: Wednesday plinkusjormster.
A more solid poo for this day. Dark poo loaves, fairly uniform in color and consistency. Middling exciting--not a bad looking poo load. For me, a more solid poo is exciting. That's my life. Hoping for solid poo.
eNjoy.
25 August: Tuesday blorblevinkus.
Kind of a dark blob of a poo. Sort of dark, mealy and gloopy. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. I live to poo. I live to serve. I serve to poo.
eNjoy.
24 August: Monday joblonspinrid.
No poo posts over the previous weekend. On Saturday I just forgot to take the pic of the poo. Sunday I woke up very early having to shit and I left the light off because I wanted to go back to bed. So, there. I don't always catch the poo. I'm human. I actually crapped three times Sunday so Monday's poo was--lacking. Feathery and fluffy. Meh. Still poo.
eNjoy.
Saturday, August 22, 2026
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