Saturday poo meme.

7 February: Saturday flunchdejorter.

3 sips into my first morning coffee and I had to poo. It felt substantial as I squeezed it out, but it wasn't as big as I thought it would be. Meh. Okay. Pretty sure you can still discern corn from two days prior. Corn--the gift that keeps on giving. Not a bad looking poo. As far as poos go. Definitely glunchy. What more can you ask of a poo?

eNjoy.

6 February: Friday glushkincrimney.

Had meat loaf and creamed corn last night and you can see the corn in the poo. It's corn poo, always fun. (I guess it's corn and meatloaf poo, but you can't see the meatloaf.) I know this poo was going to be gloopy when I squeezed it out of my bunghole. But gloopy poo is still poo. Am I right? 

eNjoy.

5 February: Thursday chuniongorp.

Another unexciting poo. Gotta start up with the yogurt and kefir again. I dropped this in my regular bathroom. So this is a toilet you've come to know. Kind of a rickety, spindly poo. Not big and not really orange, but definitely pungent. In the absence of bulk, pungent works. I'll keep trying. 

eNjoy.

4 February: Wednesday plochgruber.

Not an exciting poo--insubstantial. Pooed later in the day, in the upstairs bathroom. Felt weird. Poo was pluthy, indistinct, fuzzy and amorphous. They can't all be winners.

eNjoy.

3 February: Tuesday plurchblorber.

Just a plorp of poo. Not impressive, but still poo. Kind of gloopy. Meh. I crapped again later on the day. I had to poo on the way from Lowe's, and I wasn't sure if I'd make it. Turned out to be less of an emergency that I thought it would be. Fun, but shitting your pants is definitely no fun.

eNjoy.

2 February: Monday bloopsturnion.

Started the work week dropping a big load. And it's orangish, which means PUNGENT! This was a big smollup of stinky plorp. That's okay, poo does get pungent at times. Any of my readers know why the orange poo is stinkier? Leave a comment or send me an email. 

eNjoy.