24 May: Sunday smorchvimpy.

Had to poo three sips in my first cup of coffee. Poo just couldn't wait. Felt substantial coming out. Turns out it was a whole mess of mini-loaves! Orangish brown, typical funk (pungent). Nice looking poo and a good poo pic. Good way to start out the week. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

23 May: Saturday glumptionduze.

Had to poo half way through my first cup of coffee. Interesting glump. Mostly soft and creamy. Middling orangish brown color. Felt like it would be more substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Hmmm...pretty standard poo for me. Still poo. Poo works.

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22 May: Friday chafradiddling.

Another poo that interrupted a meal. I woke up late and was preparing my microwave bean and cheese burrito (hey, what can I say, I like them) when I had to poo. So I pooed. Interesting dark brown color. And PUNGENT! Pungent poo. We'll see what my buddy turns the burrito into tomorrow. Stay tuned!

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21 May: Thursday chorganfloober.

This poo waited until just before lunch to make its presence known. I was at the stove ready to fry and eggs and, boom, I had to poo. And when you gotta go, you gotta go. Not an exciting poo. Workmanlike. This was a gollop of poo. Normal color, soft, creamy consistency. Is that a nugget of corn middle right? I don't know. Still poo. Still pooing. 

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20 May: Wednesday vumplequeesing.

Mid week poo. Not a huge poo, but, still poo. Meh. A satellite on top, and pollop on the bottom with a pointed tail. It's gotta be pointed so your ass doesn't slap shut! Right? Ha! Old joke. It's still poo. 

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19 May: Tuesday twobblegorfun.

Interesting poo fur the colors. Several different colors going on with this poo. Greenish, reddish, orangish and brownish. Very cool combination. Always amazed at what comes out of my ass. Cool poo pic. 

eNjoy.