17 April: Friday glumlychorden.

Another pretty substantial load. Still with the dark green. Mostly above the water, so a better representation. Definitely glinchy and mealy. This is a messy poo, but still poo. Poo is poo. Always. Poo is forever. Into you flush it, of course. 

eNjoy.

16 April: Thursday hoobstranker.

Big load Thursday as I didn't crap the day before, which is rare. This was a solid load but doesn't look it because it's mostly submerged. Big loaves. Dark green with speckles. Really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

14 April: Tuesday chugglerspintgen.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, but held it for 30 minutes because it wasn't urgent. Street and coffee, I dropped this blurgle. Not a bad looking poo. Had harder and softer parts. Multi-colored on the left, and that's always fun! Not a bad effort, and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

13 April: Monday croipglantern.

Monday poo blorg. Small pile, and my only crap of the day. But particularly impressive, but, as I am fond of saying, it's still poo. Still a good poo pic, so, win/*. As the ancient Greek philosopher said: Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

12 April: Sunday muntzginchler.

Dropped this bloob about an hour after waking. Came on all-of-a-sudden like. Definitely a gloopy poo. Substantial, considering I crapped three times the day before. Yep, I've been crapping multiple times a day for the last week. It sucks. I need to get back on the metamucil. But hey, still pooing! Rock on!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

11 April: Saturday slogglebortney.

Big, fat, Saturday dump load. I guess I've been saving this for a while? Does that sound right? Can you save poo? I don't think so but it sounds cool. Like, "I've been saving up for a really huge load..." Ha! These were some serious logs. Even, brown color, no specks. This poo is a winner! 

eNjoy.