1 September: Tuesday quintlecroiming.

Still pooing at the beach! Not just pooing, I am spending time on the beach. Obviously I can't poo in the beach. But pooing is still on my mind, even on the beach. Cool looking poo. Interesting consistency at the bottom, partially shadowed. You have to deal with weird shadows in alien bathrooms. But I made it work. I always make it work.

eNjoy.

31 August: Monday klingjeenie.

Friday full day on holiday at the beach! So guy the next week it will be Airbnb poo. Crapping in strange toilets, with odd angles and weird lighting. That's okay. I always make it work. Because I'm dedicated to getting my fans my poo pics. I know that what they want! I've been averaging between 5k and 7k daily page views. Seems like a lot. This poo is a little rough, but it keeps on trying. Meh. Still poo. Airbnb poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

30 August: Sunday bloojemspluckney.

Leaving on holiday today, but still had to poo at home. Last home poo for a while. (Sniff). And this is a good poo pic. Just sort of brown and in your face. Started off as a log and ended as a blorget. Meaty and mealy and ooey and gooey. Not a bad looking poo. Yep. 

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Saturday poo meme.

28 August: Friday climptspadrow.

Day off today, slept in and had to poo as soon as I woke. The poo....what? The poo never stops. Ever. I crapped three times the day before, so this poo is a little light. And lighter colored. But it's still poo! Kind of a weird speckle at the bottom and a red splorch closer to the top. Always fun looking for the little sniblets in my poo. Ah, what I do to keep myself occupied in my day off....

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27 August: Thursday moozbulgin.

Just a big phlop of poo. Of you look closely, you can see corn! Corn poo is always fun! I had roasted corn (with beef kabobs) for dinner the night before. It doesn't look like a lot of corn, but I ate a lot of corn. Corn poo is forever. And ever. Don't question the corn. After all, it's still poo. 

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26 August: Wednesday plinkusjormster.

A more solid poo for this day. Dark poo loaves, fairly uniform in color and consistency. Middling exciting--not a bad looking poo load. For me, a more solid poo is exciting. That's my life. Hoping for solid poo. 

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