My Daily Poo
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
27 October: Tuesday double goinchmulgar.
Dropped a load this morning. I felt this was a load when I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. So, I took Metamucil yesterday in a smoothie. And I think it made a difference. There might be something about getting enough fiber in the diet. The first poo was blocky and chunky. The top of the poo looks almost dried out, dark and withered. Different than the bottom part, which looks full and moist and robust. Almost a tale of two poos. It works.
26 October: second Monday chollpreebus.
Dropped another load Monday afternoon and it wasn't a bad effort. Chunky and definitely more solid than recent second poos. We'll take it because it's poo.
eNjoy.
Monday, October 26, 2026
26 October: Monday binchingclorbus.
Had to poo first thing. Poo. Didn't ever have time to make coffee. Just go downstairs. And blork. It was okay. Felt bigger coming out. A little loaf and spjord. Still crapping multiple times a day, so poo loads are down. Meh. Still poo. Poo works.
eNjoy.
Sunday, October 25, 2026
25 October: Sunday chogglebrumpkin.
Pooed as soon as I woke. I crapped four times the day before, so, I wasn't expecting much. But not a bad effort. Mostly firmer poo. The. Glork at the bottom looks bi-colored, with the deep end looking almost muddy. Hmmm. Interesting long poo. It works. It's poo.
eNjoy.
Saturday, October 24, 2026
24 October: Saturday blorkasmorch.
Another smaller poo load. Still crapping multiple loads a day. And believe me, that makes for a sore ass. And reddish toilet paper. Not fun. This poo was a little bigger than I expected, and more solid. Little chunksters. So, kind of a cool poo. Hey, it's poo, right? Cool little chunks work. For poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.
eNjoy.
23 October: Friday wolberchoinkus.
Another small poo load. That's the way it's been lately--crapping multiple times a day makes for smaller overall loads. This was a small little bloikus: it was orange and PUNGENT. So, of I can't get a big poo load, I'll take the little orange, stinky bolus. Hey, it's still poo.
eNjoy.
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