5 April: Sunday chorbletweeb.

I dropped this mini-load whilst the coffee was brewing. It felt bigger than it actually was whilst I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I did end up crapping twice yesterday so that likely affected the size of the load. While but large, this load is beefy and workmanlike. Dark specks in the in top nugget. A solid effort.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

From one of my favorite movies...

4 April: Saturday chinesploggle.

So, Saturday poo. A little nugget load than previous days, but still not what I'd call "substantial." A little better. More brownish in color. More bulbous? And the dark specks are back. Can't have enough dark specks. At least it STARTED as a couple of loglets. Maybe I won't crap again today and tomorrow's poo will be a LOAD. Fingers crossed. 

eNjoy. 

3 April: Friday blurnersmidgen.

Another unexciting poo. Orangish and blobular. The loads I've been dropping lately have been-- insubstantial. But my eating hasn't changed, so the small poos are puzzling. Still poo, but I'm looking forward to the next big dump load. 

eNjoy.

2 April: Thursday cloobpunion.

Meh. Small, disorganized poo. Kind of a splatter of poo. Not exciting, unexceptional. Multi-colored, which is always fun. Maybe I'm not meeting fair? I should give this poo a second chance? What say you? Leave a comment and let me know.

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday phobblecheem.

Happy April Fools Day! But still pooing. Dropped this three sips into my first cup of coffee. Respectable. Not a true dump load, but getting there. Darker and globular at the top, and greener and gooier at the bottom. Which happens with a lot of my poos. My poos often have several different personalities. Very proud of my colon. There you go. 

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday skuackphorner.

So, starting off the work week, and I dropped a phlort. Kind of messy looking but with a lot of character. Messy and glunchy. Multi-colored, always fun. Not a spectacular poo but a good effort. Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.