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My Daily Poo
Thursday, June 18, 2026
18 June: Thursday cloopingzire.
I thought this was a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not as big as I imagined. Standard orangish brown, presenting as multiple mini-loaves. Not really exciting, but still poo. Still pooing, still fighting the good fight. Still bringing my poo to you.
17 June: Wednesday plobjabinsky.
Middle of the week poo. I'd call these "loafish" turds. Loafish? Uniform orange in color. Can't remember how pungent it was. Kind of a soft, velvety poo. Not perfect, but still poo. Poo works.
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16 June: Tuesday carchtwaddle.
Tuesday loaf-log. The loaf finished dark and splotchy, folded in on itself with more splotches. Big, beefy load. Very cool poo and a good poo pic.
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15 June: Monday chaglobberdrunt.
Starting off the work week with a splorch! Kind of globular with a dark spooge toward the top. Have by idea what that is. Poo started off as harder, with defined fissures at the beginning. Ended up as a creamy blobber!
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Sunday, June 14, 2026
14 June: Sunday chorptwiddler.
Dropped this doddle about 30 minutes after waking. Felt like it took a long time to slither out of my bunghole. Kind of splotchy but not exactly bi-colored. Kind of--blobular? Not a bad effort to start off the week. Poo is poo.
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Saturday, June 13, 2026
13 June: Saturday jamionpleeble.
End of the week poo, chunky and blocky. Still affected by the antibiotic I took Thursday. Woke up early this morning not feeling well. Got on the toilet and let out a long fart and short poo squirt. Pissed for a long time and made it back to bed. Hopefully my gut microbiome will get back to normal soon.
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