12 November: Thursday splogglezeemstra.

So, didn't do Metamucil the day before and it shows. This is a block of poo. Not a bad looking poo, but not one of those Metamucil poos. Cool looking dark splotch you right and you can see corn from the burrito bowl I had the night before. Corn poo is always fun. Just sort of a bolus of poo. A brick of poo. Good stuff.

eNjoy.

11 November: Wednesday chollopgrigney.

So, as you may have noticed, this poo is a little different. Darker. Longer.. More sold. Why? I did Metamucil the day before. Makes a difference, it really does. Gotta do more fiber. This was darker, greenish poo. Two logs. No fucking around. Serious poo shit. 

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10 November: Tuesday jorbanveech.

Still pooing. Pooing still. Just a little boop. Just a little dollup of poo. Little crumbles at the top, and a sporch at the bottom. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. And I know how you feel about poo. So I'll keep pooing. Always pooing. 

eNjoy.

9 November: Monday splankenflice.

Monday poo. Beginning of the work week poo. Loose and glungy. More solid at the beginning, looser at the end. Not the logs I've been seeing. Not exciting. Gotta get back on the Metamucil. Got to. 

eNjoy.

8 November: Sunday zincomplood.

Sunday poo, any you can tell I didn't do my Metamucil over the weekend. Was much looser than it's been. Goopy, brown and milky. Yes, I said mulky. I make up words in my blog because it's MY BLOG. I can do what I want. Gotta get back on the Metamucil. Soon.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

7 November: Saturday smooglesmorting.

Big, fat dump load. I knew this was a serious load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. Got a reddish smorgin middle right--what do you think that is? Otherwise, smooth and dark orange in color. I'll leave it at that. Big poo. 

eNjoy.