Saturday poo meme.

From one of my favorite movies...

4 April: Saturday chinesploggle.

So, Saturday poo. A little nugget load than previous days, but still not what I'd call "substantial." A little better. More brownish in color. More bulbous? And the dark specks are back. Can't have enough dark specks. At least it STARTED as a couple of loglets. Maybe I won't crap again today and tomorrow's poo will be a LOAD. Fingers crossed. 

eNjoy. 

3 April: Friday blurnersmidgen.

Another unexciting poo. Orangish and blobular. The loads I've been dropping lately have been-- insubstantial. But my eating hasn't changed, so the small poos are puzzling. Still poo, but I'm looking forward to the next big dump load. 

eNjoy.

2 April: Thursday cloobpunion.

Meh. Small, disorganized poo. Kind of a splatter of poo. Not exciting, unexceptional. Multi-colored, which is always fun. Maybe I'm not meeting fair? I should give this poo a second chance? What say you? Leave a comment and let me know.

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday phobblecheem.

Happy April Fools Day! But still pooing. Dropped this three sips into my first cup of coffee. Respectable. Not a true dump load, but getting there. Darker and globular at the top, and greener and gooier at the bottom. Which happens with a lot of my poos. My poos often have several different personalities. Very proud of my colon. There you go. 

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday skuackphorner.

So, starting off the work week, and I dropped a phlort. Kind of messy looking but with a lot of character. Messy and glunchy. Multi-colored, always fun. Not a spectacular poo but a good effort. Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

30 March: Monday morkingflingle.

Not an impressive poo. Mostly soft. But much else to say. Pooed twice the day before. Just didn't have enough in the chamber, but the poo came anyway. I see a red spot and a dark speck. And a squoggle at the top right. So this poo has it's own little personality. So there you go.

eNjoy.