13 August: Thursday zimphleetner.

Dropped this dumper ass son as I woke up. It was raring to go. His little brother can't about an hour later but was just a squirt. Big brother was a dump load. Hard log at the beginning with a softer, loaflike consistency toward the end. Normal for me and my poos. Still pooing. Still blogging. 

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12 August: Wednesday goimerploff.

Another poo dropped whilst my Keurig was brewing. The poos are coming fast and furious as soon as I wake. This is another lumpy poo. You can see flecks or red from the tomatoes I are fur dinner last night. There are some black flecks as well. And again, this is a poo that states off as a log and ends as a plop. That's my poo life right now. Poo living, poo dropping. Ha! 

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11 August: Tuesday dumplegrunion.

Another poo that wouldn't wait. Put the Keurig pod in to brew and BOOM--I have to poo. And poo I did. This poo is kind of lumpy. Glumpy? Not hard, not soft. Poo. Kind of a cool shape, a cool form. Light and dark, with a bollus at the bottom. Good poo. Well, okay poo. 

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10 August: Monday blookenvimpty.

Started the week off with a blob. A blorp, really. There are some bi-colored nodules on the loaf at the top. Actually, I guess it's all one big loaf. Kind of orangish and sort of soft at the bottom. Not really exciting, but still poo. Always pooing. 

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9 August: Sunday chalpuskadreen.

Starting off week week, you'll never guess, a poo! Right after I woke up, dropped this dollup. Kind of tall and narrow,  with a dark colored bloop at the end of the bottom brump. That's makes this a bi-colored poo, and that's always fun. Satellite of the top that's also bi-colored. Crapped again two later but it was just a squirt. Respectable poo. There you go. 

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Saturday poo meme.

8 August: Saturday blorkchiming.

Woke up a little this morning and immediately had to poo. As normal. Pretty hefty load. Fairly consistent coloring, with and black speckles thrown in for good measure. Good looking poo, after a couple of days of duds. Funny thing, this poo looks like it's pointing up. Ha! Things are long up! 

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