6 March: Friday glatchnermorg.

So, end of work week poo. This was a pretty substantial load--I guess I ate a lot yesterday. Including three delicious barbacoa breakfast tacos at First Watch. Breakfast taco poo. Uniform, brownish color. Still with the dark specks. Still have no idea what they are. Poo can be mysterious. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Thursday glomskyphurn.

Mid week poo, got as far as two sips into my first cup of coffee when I had to poo. I drank a big glass of kefir and was hoping for something a little more solid. But that wasn't to be. It's orangish, phlumpy and PUNGENT! Definitely a phlopple. And poo is poo. That's the way it is. 

eNjoy.

4 March: Wednesday spoolgfraxer.

Chunky mid-week poo. Another unexciting glorge. This one's a but chunkier than the last couple of poos. More embedded dark dibits. Where are the dibits coming from? And ideas? I crapped again after lunch and it was completely liquid so I didn't include. Gotta get back on that kefir and yogurt. And I need to add more fiber to my diet. I'll get to work on that. 

eNjoy.

3 February: Tuesday glunklechudny.

Tuesday poo, again, smallish, not exciting. I need to start with the daily kefir intake. This one was mostly soft. I crapped twice the day before so I wasn't expecting much. This poo was creamy, orangish brown with and dark dollops embedded. Meh. 

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2 February: Monday horchunkle.

Monday morning load. Ugh. Not spectacular. Kind of blurbly with a comma on top. Creamy and gooey? I don't know, I'll try better. Talk to my colon, not my fault. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

28 February: Saturday hobchunion.

Big, fat Saturday morning dump load. Very cool poo. Deeper brownish color, globular under the water. You can still see bits of corn from a meal two days earlier. You've heard me evangelize about poo coming in all shapes and sizes, but it is gratifying to drop a log like this. Good poo pic. You're welcome. 

eNjoy.