16 October: Friday pounchjudling.

Just a ploop of plop. Just a splat, a sploote. Not impressive, not fun. "It's not funny, and it's not fun." I did have roasted corn with my turkey the night before and you can definitely see it. Just a corn poo sproggle. And corn poo is USUALLY fun. At this point, it's just the corn. I'll keep trying. And pooing. And blogging. 

eNjoy.

15 October: Thursday horpumglimny.

Just a plorb of poo. Really, but an impressive poo. But what am I going to do? Orange and blorby. And it's a small little poo. I think I see some corn, but but even curb can salvage this poo. I flushed it--quick. There you go. I got it done, and then I got it done. 

eNjoy.

14 October: Wednesday scumpchodler.

Mid week poo. Very orange poo. Straight from my bunghole. Yep, the old bung has been busy lately. Lots of pooing. It's actually quite irritating. Poo first thing in the morning. Then more poo squirts throughout the day. Ugh. Still mulling the Metamucil. Will advise. And I will keep pooing. 

eNjoy.

13 October: Tuesday falkanbreaming.

Big pile of dark reddish brown poo. Really, kind of unique. My poos don't often look like this. Solid and beefy. Looks like corn bottom left. Always fun. Fun, beefy poo. What's next? We'll find out tomorrow. 

eNjoy.

12 October: Monday mauldychiming.

Woke up this morning and ran to the bathroom. Again. This is getting to be a habit. Still haven't started the Metamucil. This felt pretty bug as I pushed it out. A little disappointing upon inspection. Interesting poo, though.  Kind of chuckly and bluby. Very cool multi-color that stretches from main body to satellite. And multi-color poo is always fun. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

11 October: Sunday yobbingloovner.

Another poo that got me out of bed. And I was in a hurry. This felt like a big load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. And it is a pretty big load. Uniform brown orange in color, very consistent texture. No specks, no blobules. Just poo. Pretty good poo. Sunday poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.