Calling all poo memes.

As you know, I like to publish poo memes on the weekend. But I'm running out of memes. Google and Instagram searches are proving less and less fruitful. So I'm calling on my readers to provide poo memes. Show me what you got. I'm looking for to to plumb alternate sources as I've already seen the memes on Google and IG. I need new sources of memes. I need new blood. 

Please email me your best memes--don't post them as comments. My email address is:  billydanner@gmail.com. Again, I DO NOT want your poo pics. Ever. I want your memes. I can give you credit if I publish your meme or you can remain anonymous.

10 May: Sunday minkchorming.

Woke up late this Mother's Day and almost got through my cup of coffee without popping. And then I had to poo.  Poo in basic brown, solid at the beginning, ending with a classic plorp. But terribly exciting, but still poo. Always poo. Poo always. Poo is eternal. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

9 May: Saturday chumloaking.

Had to pee immediately upon waking. I pooed while my coffee was brewing. And this was a substantial load. More compact than I thought it would be as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Darker than of reflected in the pic. And this was a PUNGENT load. Dark brown, lumpy and mealy. Good poo. Great poo pic. 

eNjoy.

8 May: Friday pluncherchorn.

Big pile of Friday poo. Standard orangish plorp. Even consistency in the bottom dollop. The top satellite plorbus has some different colors. So that makes this multi colored poo. And that's always fun. Pretty hefty load. Serious poo and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

7 May: Thursday phlooginthunion.

This felt pretty substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a bad looking poo. Kind of stuffy and glumpy and uniform brown. Got some nuggets at the top and a blornion at the bottom. Still poo. And still pooing. And blogging. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 May: Wednesday kroipenfoogler.

Another really interesting poo. Several different colors and consistencies. Fluffy and at the and time gunchly. Black specks and wispy bits. There's a lot going with this poo. I'm going to leave off and just let you soak it all in. 

eNjoy.