30 May: Sunday sklifgumpter.

Has a cup of coffee this morning, and then had a nice poo. That's what I do. I poo. And I blog. This is another nice looking poo. All kinds of texture and granularity. An expert could probably tell exactly what I ate, the previous day, from this poo. That's all I eat l want--perfectly transparent poo.

eNjoy.

29 May: Saturday splibbercunch.

Woke up this morning and immediately had to poo. Hadn't even drunk coffee. This load just FELL out of my bunghole. Take the picture, wipe, wash my hands, in and out of the bathroom in 3 minutes. I'm just that good. 

eNjoy.

28 May: Friday spumpgloodner.

Had a cup of coffee and then had a nice poo. Good looking poo. Big and beefy. Chunky and monkey. Huh? Can poo be monkey? It can now. You're welcome.

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27 May: Thursday grunkfludner.

This was the first of two big poos I dropped before noon. I had a big sandwich for lunch, I mean a BIG sandwich, and and didn't poo afterwars, which tells about the size of the two loads I dropped before lunch. The poo below was the first load, and the second load was completely liquid. This poo below was chunky and flunky. No pic of the second, poo soup load. There you go 

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26 May: Wednesday chollerdimmet.

Mid week poo. A big fat dollop of poo. Squishy and blishy. Nice texture--you can really see the grainyness. I'm liking this poo. What say you?

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25 May: Tuesday splornergump.

So, I dropped a big fat load Tuesday. What else can I say? It's poo. Poo is poo.

eNjoy.

24 May: Monday chubgublin.

This poo fell out of my ass in a big splorch. But it was mostly soft and sank to the bottom of the bowl. Then this little nugget bobbed to the surface. It's a little different fun my normal poo pics. 

eNjoy.

22 May: Saturday kurgjuggn.

Started of the day with a great poo. Really, very pooagenic. Dropped two more loads that were mostly soft. Not pooagenic. At all. But that's okay, the first picture is as close to perfect as you can get in a poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

21 May: Friday weeblinkjid.

Had another nice poo this morning. Any this was anywhere relatively did poo. It wasn't immediate. It was like, "If you want to sit down, fine. If not, I can wait." I decided to poo. As it was squeezing out, I could feel the irregular diameter of the poo. Narrow at one point, wider at others. Always makes for an interesting experience--squeezing out a hard poo. Didn't have to push, mind you. But it didn't fall out of my ass the way they usually do. 

eNjoy.

20 May: Thursday chumblunker.

This poo waited until about 12:30 pm. Again, much later than usual. Another big, solid log. Very satisfying. And this is BEFORE my big burrito bowl from Mo's. No poo after the bowl which was, in itself, unusual. It was a HUGE bowl. Can't wait to see tomorrow's poo!

Shout out to the Sexy Poo Boys in the UK. I'm not quite sure who they are, but they appreciate my work. So there you go.

eNjoy.

19 May: Wednesday klungeespord.

So, didn't poo until late yesterday. Decided to try and have a poo before my afternoon walk. Pooing before is always better than having to poo during. As you can see, this is a much harder poo than I'm used to. I had to push. And when I was pushing, I didn't think I'd get this bundle of joy. Big, fat, long logs. That's a lot of poo. So not a bad poo day.

eNjoy.

18 May: Monday glumpchudner.

Sat down for as nice poo Monday morning. Nice, big pile o' poo. Big, fat, blubbery, glubbery, gloobery blob o' poo. A big ooey, gooey splorb of  spackle. Sometimes, words don't suffice.

eNjoy 

17 May: Monday skeenzyjiddle.

Day off today. Woke up late. Drank coffee. And had a nice poo. What a great way to start off the day! There you go!

eNjoy.

16 May: Sunday junkblipple.

So, I woke up a little late this morning. Had a cup of coffee, was ready to make my eggs, and I had to poo. And poo I did. Really, I did what I do best. I pooed. And then I made my eggs and eat. But I washed my hands first. I'm not a barbarian. 

eNjoy.

15 May: second Saturday juloop.

So, Saturday was cheat day. So I had a 5 Guys large (double) bacon cheeseburger, with sauteed onions and mushrooms. And lots of French fries. Probably 1500 calories. And that meant running to the bathroom to take another big dump an hour later. And this load came screaming out of my ass. Literally sat down, unflexed the ole sphincter, and dropped. Took 3 1/2 seconds. Yep. I'm just that good.

eNjoy.

15 May: Saturday zkizboogler.

I big fat pile o' Saturday poo. Gloppy and gooey. Sloppy and fluey. Did this poo make me happy? All poos make me happy. But some poos make me happier than others. This poo made me medium happy.

eNjoy.

14 May: Friday oolslunger.

Friday poo. Myday poo. Poo pride day. Poo is joy. To poo is joyous. When one is in tune, all is well.

eNjoy.

13 May: Thursday fleeblumple.

Wednesday's poo was shit. Looked like ass. So no picture. I don't post shit poo pics. I post art poo pics. This poo pic is....arty. can you tell me why?

eNjoy.

11 May: Tuesday sglogglemurd.

Poo Tuesday. Working from home. Nothing changes. Only poo is permanent. 

eNjoy.

10 May: Monday chuntzgleener

Monday poo. Still working from home. Still pooing. Poo as art. This too, another thing. Don't ask. Don't question. Just poo.

eNjoy 

9 May: Sunday quanderblach.

So, pooped this morning. Imagine that. I pooped. In the morning. Nice looking, chunky little poo. I pooed twice more during the day. Once after a huge Mezzah salad, again after mulching the front yard. Pooing three times means bloody toilet paper. Hemorrhoids. Only bothers me if I have to wipe more than once. So I'd prefer to poo once a day. I'd prefer not to see blood coming out of my bunghole. But that's me. 

eNjoy.

8 May: Saturday kliberbrunch.

So, I didn't eat yesterday until 6 pm. I also didn't poo yesterday. So, I was expecting a big poo today. Didn't happen. At least not all at once. I woke up and started drinking coffee. And then I had to poo. The poo came almost immediately (as it almost always does), and I could tell it was a log. A big log. It was a log, but not a big one. And it sank right to the bottom. Not an impressive log. A lot of texture, but no bulk. I crapped again an hour later. Have no idea why my colon decided to split it into two poos. Second poo was a mess. So, that's the way it goes.

6 May: Thursday inkyschlitz.

Big pile of Thursday poo. All kinds of little loglets. Chunky and grainy--lots of texture. You can really see that I had a big fat salad for lunch yesterday. Very grunchy. As Borat would say, "Nice!"

eNjoy.

5 May: Wednesday stunchfroider.

Mid week poo. What does this shape say to you? To me, it looks like a pot-bellied, running bear with a pointy head. Do you see it?

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4 May: Tuesday thugglespord.

So this poo floated. So, that's usually a bit better for pics because I don't have to worry about the flash. But this pic was not as good as Monday's. But really kind of a sub par poo. Sinker or floater, if it's but a good poo, it's not a good poo. 

eNjoy.

3 May: Monday skintzjundle.

This poo was a sinker. So, I had to tilt the point to focus so I wouldn't get the flash in the pic. That usually means a better focused picture. But a terribly exciting poo pic. Oh well. I tried.

eNjoy.

2 May: Sunday poinchblubber.

 It was cheat day yesterday. So I feasted. Pizza, chicken wings, Popeye's chicken sandwich, red beans and rice, chicken tenders, breakfast burrito... That just about covers it. Lots of good. Lots of drink. I had full sugar strawberry soda. Oh, and I drank a couple of beers. And vodka. Lots of vodka. Woke up late this morning. Pooed as soon as I got out of bed. A big fat, sloppy, gooey load. 

eNjoy.

1 May: Saturday blurcherspontz.

So, woke up Saturday and had a nice poo. One of my rare logs. Nice looking log, with a big blop dollop at the top. Poo log is smooth, dollop is not. Best of both worlds. 

eNjoy.

30 April: Friday gorgersplub.

So, Friday was another good poo day. Really nice looking poo. Deep brown and chunky. Clear, good beefiness. Chunky, beefy, bloatedness. Bloated gorgeness. Grundy, stunky blunkness. There you go. Poo as poetry.

eNjoy.

29 April: Thursday chumblunker.

Big, beefy load on Thursday. That's after a couple of days of not-so-beefy loads. Tuesday morning I woke up at 2 AM with horrible intestinal cramps. The only thing that fixes that is taking a dump. I've written about that before. I didn't get a picture, and then later in the day, after lunch, I took an unspectacular dump. And another unspectacular dump on Wednesday. Dry spell. But Thursday's poo was worth the wait. 

eNjoy.