24 Oct: Friday friegleploober.

So, traveling for work. It Atlanta. Which did not make for good poo pics. This was about as good as it got. I'll try better.

eNjoy.

21 Oct: Monday munkluster.

So, day off Monday. This was a week of lousy poo pics. This was about as good as it gets. Sorry.

eNjoy.

19 Oct: Saturday glormpdootle.

So, didn't poo on Friday. I may have been all pooed out from my Thursday pooathon. I fast on Friday until 6 pm, so there was nothing incoming to spur my digestive system. I pooed twice this morning, the first one coming right after I woke up. It was harder than I'm used to and actually took some effort to get out. Second one came three hours later. Softer, but substantial. Is the Metemucil having an effect? I don't know, but I need the fiber so I'm going to keep doing it. 

eNjoy.

17 Oct: Thursday vlonkleqat.

Another day with multiple poos. Sucked. Again. Only the first poo is posted because the other poos were mostly poo soup. Pooed after I ate.  In the afternoon, I saw some old Metemucil I had in my cabinet at work. I recently heard Howard Stern talking about how Metemucil had done wonders for his bowel movements. So I decided to "do" some Metemucil. And I'm going to keep doing it to see if the extra fiber will help with my loose stools. 

eNjoy.

16 Oct: Wednesday glubblejimmer.

So, Tuesday's poo was not a good looking poo, so I didn't post the pic. Wednesday's first poo came a little bit later in the morning and was a pretty good looking poo. Then I crapped twice more, each time after eating. Sucked. I don't want to be in the position where I have to crap every time I eat. My ass was sore she end of the day from all that wiping. And they weren't pooagenic poos. 

eNjoy.

2 Aug: Saturday jimperklom.

So, I was scrolling through the pictures on my phone and realized I hadn't posted this poo pic. So, bonus poo for my readers. This was a home poo, and a pretty detailed poo pic. You can see red in the middle, which I think is blood. But as we learned from my colonoscopy, that's probably blood from hemorrhoids. At least that's what I hope. Anyway, nice poo pic. I give it a 6 1/2. What say you?

eNjoy.

14 Oct: Monday ghraudfladdle.

Starting off the week with a nice home poo. Have the day off today for Columbus Day. Or as some people are calling it, "National Indigenous People's Day." Whatever holiday you celebrate, here's to dropping a big load on that day. I give this poo a 6. What say you?

eNjoy.

Followers.

So, I read recently that Duane "the Rock" Johnson had 158 MILLION followers on Instagram. This blog has 21 followers. So all I need are 157,999,979 more followers and I'll be at the same level as the Rock. Shouldn't be too hard! 😆😉

Blog update.

So, I checked yesterday and there didn't seem to be ads on my blog. I checked today and there WERE ads on my blog. So, I'm not sure what's going on. The email I got from Google said ads would be excluded from blogs with "shocking" content, and they included human excrement in the list of "extreme" subjects. And as we all know, my blog has pics of human excrement. My poo. So I'm not sure why the ads are still up. Maybe the team at Google doesn't think my poo is that extreme. Whatever. Doesn't really matter to me much either way. Just wanted to keep you informed. As always...

...eNjoy

12 Oct: Saturday chugglezoon.

Two poo Saturday. First poo came just after 8 am. First poo was a submerged, fuzzy poo log. And because I didn't have to deal with the hassle of work overhead fluorescent lighting, even though the poo was submerged, I still got a good pic. I rate the first poo a 6. Second poo came two hours later and was more of a plop. Ugh. I rate it a 2. What say you?

eNjoy.

11 Oct: Friday clumpplorter.

Worked from home Friday. And took a big, gooey dump about 8 am. This was a big, fat, chunky dumper. Big, fat poo pile. I give it 7 1/2 stars. What say you?

eNjoy.

10 Oct: Thursday garglemugler.

So, early morning work poo. Kind of a wraparound loaf. Meh. I give it a 4 1/2. What say you?

eNjoy.

9 Oct: Wednesday vloggleromp.

So, dropped this poo at work about 10 minutes after sitting down at my desk. Long, solid, poo log. This turd was was almost a foot and a half long. This was a rare poo for me--my readers know my poos are usually not well formed logs. So this is a treat! I rate this poo a 7. Second poo chunksc came mid morningm I give that poo maybe a 3.  orn say you?

eNjoy.

8 Oct: Tuesday truplumen.

Beginning of the week home poo. Fairly well formed, kind of loafish. This was taken around 6 am and for the life of me I can't remember why I was at home at 6 am. You can see the ripples in the water where the bowl was still filling.  I give this poo a rating of 6 1/2. What day you?

eNjoy.

7 Oct: Monday froblunger.

So, my bowel woke me up early this morning. Every once in a while, once or twice a year, I get these really intense intestinal cramps. They always happen at night, in the middle of the night. They wake my up, and come in the these intense waves. And the only thing that will stop them is to take a dump. I guess something gets knotted up and bound up and the pressure has to be released. It's usually not a pooagenic poo. Like this one. I rate it 3 stars. Feel free to rate it too.

eNjoy.

6 Oct: Sunday slubbercorkal.

Early Sunday morning poo. Kind of cool and kind of fun. Getting ready for a day of football. Pre-football poo. Kind of a gloinker. I rate it 6 1/2 stars. I invite you to also rate my poo.

eNjoy.

Let's rate my poo!

From now on, I'm going to rate every poo, on a scale from 1 to 10. Because, well, some poos are better than others.

I'm inviting all of my readers to do the same. Rate my poo on a scale from 1 to 10 (and you can use 1/2s of you want. If you don't think the poo quite makes an 8, rate it a 7 1/2). Do it via the comments section. You can do it anonymously if you want. But do it! I want to hear which poos my readers like!

5 Oct: Saturday voblrezonk.

Regular Saturday poo. Ate pizza last night and drank Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka. That combo usually makes for an interesting poo. This poo is just okay. Kind of dark and kind of ploopy. I rate it about a 5. What about you?

eNjoy.

4 Oct: Friday ploomkins.

These floating plops were a little shy. They didn't arrive until mid morning. Normally I shit right after I get to work. Kind of interesting, floating little plobbers. Kind of soft, brown little pillpoops.

eNjoy.

3 Oct: Thursday froobmobbin.

Thursday poo came about 30 minutes after I got to work in the morning. Another unspectacular poo. Sort of half way between hard and loose. So, a normal poo for me. You can see--starts off as a log, ends up as a plop.

eNjoy.

2 Oct: Wednesday nuumginger

Pooed twice on Tuesday, so Wednesday's poo came mid afternoon. Not terrific, but nice definition.

eNjoy.

1 October: Tuesday buncoplorb.

Happy new fiscal year! So, because I shit FOUR TIMES on Sunday, I didn't crap at all Monday, as expected. I was hoping to get back on a regular cycle on Tuesday. I ended up crapping twice. I would have preferred only once. First time was right before I went to the gym at work. That's good. Shit, work out, shower. Fresh. But then I crapped not long after breakfast. Not fresh. Luckily, I didn't crap again after lunch. Sheeesh. First poo was better, as always. Can't wait to see what happens on Wednesday.

eNjoy.