20 April: Monday blorbinchomkiss.

So it's 420. For all of you that celebrate, happy day to you! Woke up this morning and immediately had to poo. I was still wiping the sleep out of my eyes.. Not a bad looking effort. Bi-colored poo is always fun! I like the globbiness of it.. It works! Not a big log, but poo none-the-less! 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

19 April: Sunday mirkenspointer.

This poo didn't exactly get me out of bed but it was close. I had to poo as soon as I got up. Before coffee. Yet another unexciting poo. {Sigh} Consistently brown. That's it. Mealy and jiggly maybe? What say you? Still poo. Still pooing. 

eNjoy.

18 April: Saturday chordentmong.

Saturday load...dropped it just after waking. Nothing spectacular, but there are some speckles in the nugget at the top which is pretty cool. Blobby poo. Blooby poo. Poo is poo. That's what I'm sticking with. 

eNjoy.

17 April: Friday glumlychorden.

Another pretty substantial load. Still with the dark green. Mostly above the water, so a better representation. Definitely glinchy and mealy. This is a messy poo, but still poo. Poo is poo. Always. Poo is forever. Into you flush it, of course. 

eNjoy.

16 April: Thursday hoobstranker.

Big load Thursday as I didn't crap the day before, which is rare. This was a solid load but doesn't look it because it's mostly submerged. Big loaves. Dark green with speckles. Really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

14 April: Tuesday chugglerspintgen.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, but held it for 30 minutes because it wasn't urgent. Street and coffee, I dropped this blurgle. Not a bad looking poo. Had harder and softer parts. Multi-colored on the left, and that's always fun! Not a bad effort, and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

13 April: Monday croipglantern.

Monday poo blorg. Small pile, and my only crap of the day. But particularly impressive, but, as I am fond of saying, it's still poo. Still a good poo pic, so, win/*. As the ancient Greek philosopher said: Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

12 April: Sunday muntzginchler.

Dropped this bloob about an hour after waking. Came on all-of-a-sudden like. Definitely a gloopy poo. Substantial, considering I crapped three times the day before. Yep, I've been crapping multiple times a day for the last week. It sucks. I need to get back on the metamucil. But hey, still pooing! Rock on!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

11 April: Saturday slogglebortney.

Big, fat, Saturday dump load. I guess I've been saving this for a while? Does that sound right? Can you save poo? I don't think so but it sounds cool. Like, "I've been saving up for a really huge load..." Ha! These were some serious logs. Even, brown color, no specks. This poo is a winner! 

eNjoy.

10 April: Friday choppspewdle.

Dropped this about an hour after waking. It's a curious poo. But curious is good! Multi-colored and glumpy. Different colors are always cool! This poo wasn't huge but it had a lot of character. Character is good! This is the little poo that could! 

eNjoy

9 April: Thursday choedlegrumly.

Interesting configuration of poo. Interesting shape. Part squadle and part chordle. Brown and mealy. And you can see the corn from the previous night's dinner. Corn poo! Always fun! 

eNjoy.

8 April: Wednesday moobdruncher.

Much beefier poo than the previous day's effort. Solid and beefy. Would have been even better looking if more of if it was above the water. Solid effort. And a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

7 April: Tuesday blinnerschmind.

Small poo. And I had to force it as it wasn't coming naturally and I wanted to poo before I left the house to run errands. And it ended up being a little blorb. Kind of soft and mealy. Meh. Still poo 

eNjoy. 

6 April: Monday wobegoginner.

Messy poo to start the work week. But sometimes poo is messy. And fluffy. Kind of an interesting poo, but not really exceptional. Not a lot of exceptional poos lately. But, still poo. Always poo. 

eNjoy.

5 April: Sunday chorbletweeb.

I dropped this mini-load whilst the coffee was brewing. It felt bigger than it actually was whilst I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I did end up crapping twice yesterday so that likely affected the size of the load. While but large, this load is beefy and workmanlike. Dark specks in the in top nugget. A solid effort.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

From one of my favorite movies...

4 April: Saturday chinesploggle.

So, Saturday poo. A little nugget load than previous days, but still not what I'd call "substantial." A little better. More brownish in color. More bulbous? And the dark specks are back. Can't have enough dark specks. At least it STARTED as a couple of loglets. Maybe I won't crap again today and tomorrow's poo will be a LOAD. Fingers crossed. 

eNjoy. 

3 April: Friday blurnersmidgen.

Another unexciting poo. Orangish and blobular. The loads I've been dropping lately have been-- insubstantial. But my eating hasn't changed, so the small poos are puzzling. Still poo, but I'm looking forward to the next big dump load. 

eNjoy.

2 April: Thursday cloobpunion.

Meh. Small, disorganized poo. Kind of a splatter of poo. Not exciting, unexceptional. Multi-colored, which is always fun. Maybe I'm not meeting fair? I should give this poo a second chance? What say you? Leave a comment and let me know.

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday phobblecheem.

Happy April Fools Day! But still pooing. Dropped this three sips into my first cup of coffee. Respectable. Not a true dump load, but getting there. Darker and globular at the top, and greener and gooier at the bottom. Which happens with a lot of my poos. My poos often have several different personalities. Very proud of my colon. There you go. 

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday skuackphorner.

So, starting off the work week, and I dropped a phlort. Kind of messy looking but with a lot of character. Messy and glunchy. Multi-colored, always fun. Not a spectacular poo but a good effort. Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.