21 April: Sunday chobblesmort.

I crapped twice yesterday, so I wasn't sure I would poo today. I shouldn't have worried. This was the first of two Sunday craps. This log was dark brown. Yesterday's was dark green. At least we're sticking with earth tones--if my poo is ever purple, I guess I'll have a problem. This poo was medium consistency, which meant, of course, a lot of wiping. But sometimes you have to wipe. A lot. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

Sea creature pooing...

20 April: Saturday spornchaggle.

Another two day load. Dark green, looks completely different than Thursday's load. Poo never ceases to amaze me. Medium consistency so that meant a lot of wiping. A LOT. BUT you gotta keep your bunghole clean, right? Anyway...

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18 April: Thursday phlobblejormny.

Two day load. Kind of cool looking poo. Chunky and glorky. Hey.... it's poo! 

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16 April: Tuesday blinkchutney.

Didn't poo Monday so this is a two day load. Big, healthy load. Beefy load. I knew this was going to be a big load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. Sometimes, you just know. Poo is poo. Poo is always poo. 

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14 April: Sunday florpkinsmurd.

Dropped this little dollop mid-morning.  Not much else to say. It's poo. 

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Saturday poo meme.

13 April: Saturday horchunkle.

Didn't know if I'd crap today, but 30 minutes into my morning routine, I got the old familiar stirring. And then I immediately had to shit. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Poo waits for no man. Sometimes poo is like, 0 to 100 in three seconds. Poo is poo. 

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12 April: Friday krumpjanus.

Hadn't crapped since Monday, so this is a 4 day load. Wasn't feeling anything stirring in the morning so I took 3 laxative caplets. 15 minutes later I had to crap. And this is a serious load--dark green and medium consistency. And that meant A LOT of wiping. A LOT. But there you go. With great poo come great wiping. 😁😁

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8 April: Monday glumkykorb.

Dropped this blorb after a lunch of an egg salad sandwich. Been eating a lot of egg salad lately. This poo is kind of glorby. Not sure why the light looks like it does--almost like I took this at work. That's okay--ooey, gooey and--not a bad poo pic 

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7 April: Sunday cloibsplooner.

Just a messy plop of gooey sploible. The solid part at the top is bi-colored, which is always fun. This came after lunch and is not a bad poo pic. 

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Saturday poo meme.

6 April: Saturday hobvangloby.

Didn't crap on Friday so this is a two day load. Not surprising I didn't crap on Friday considering how much I crapped on Thursday. I usually weigh myself on Friday but sometimes will defer if I haven't crapped in several days. A 3 or 4 day load can, in itself, weigh a couple of pounds. I want my real weight--not my weight plus a couple of pounds. This isn't a bad looking poo. Not top 10, but okay.

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4 April: Thursday double dump load

Woke up early Tuesday morning with intestinal cramps that only resulted in a couple of long farts. These loads are from Thursday, so they represent 4 day loads. Big loads. Two really big dumpers. Serious loads. Crapped a third time but it was all liquid. Ass was burning after wiping 3 times. But you gotta wipe, right? Not wiping would just be gross. But Thursday with a burning bunghole left me thinking, again, about a bidet. We can dream. 

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31 March: Sunday jommelgorger.

Just a Sunday florf of plobble. Started off as a log, and ended up as a plop. This is more a standard poo for me. As standard as poo can be. Not a spectacular poo, but it's still my poo. Poo is poo. Plobble is phlorph. Them is some special words.

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Saturday poo meme.

30 March: Saturday blookerquabbin.

Hadn't crapped since Tuesday, so this is a four day load. Came half way through my first cup of coffee. This one took a while to squeeze out. I had to work it pretty good though my bunghole. Saturdays are turning into "drop a log" day. Big, fat, dark green log 'o poo. Medium consistency, so a LOT of wiping. But the wiping was worth it--good poo pic.

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26 March: Tuesday larbinphlarrel.

Another insubstantial load. I don't get why my colon gets me ready for a serious dump, and then--this. No change in diet, but poos vary wildly. Weird. Poo never ceases to surprise me.

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25 March: Monday plobinsminch.

Well, kind of plorble of plop. This one got my out of bed at 5:30 am. I was expecting a more substantial load. Not an exciting poo but a pretty good poo pic. Light colored, greenish. Meh. But poo is poo. Always.

eNjoy.

24 March: Sunday chobkindorg.

Cool little loaflets. Interesting texture. Bi-colored--always fun. There you go. It's poo!

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Saturday poo meme.

23 March: Saturday holopmornty.

Crapped at work on Wednesday but the picture was terrible. Really--i took pics from several angles with and without flash, but--no joy. Lighting was just not working. Didn't poo Thursday or Friday, so this is a 3 day load. And this is a serious load. Foot and a half long log, maybe. Serious log. Medium consistency son that meant a lot of wiping. A LOT of wiping. Good poo pic. 

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19 March: Tuesday plupkdreener.

This poo got me out of bed at 1am. Stomach was really rumbling and not feeling well and I had significant intestinal discomfort. I thought I might have food poisoning. Got up and plorped this out. Immediately felt better. Crapped twice more that day--not pooagenic. Interesting poo day.

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17 March: Sunday chorklets.

Dropped these chorklets after a breakfast from McDonald's. Been a while since I've had breakfast from McDonald's. Has a breakfast burrito and half a steak, egg and cheese bagel. Not bad. I really like the breakfast burritos. I might get those again tomorrow. Tomorrow's poo will be courtesy of McDonald's. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

16 March: Saturday hoomphblurzle.

Dropped this blobble mid morning. Funny about poos...you can be fine one minute, feel the poo coming, think you're fine, that you've got time, and then you're running to the bathroom unbuttoning your pants. Happened this morning. I didn't think I was actually in danger of shitting my pants, but it seemed pretty urgent there for a second. Sometimes poo has a mind of its own.

eNjoy.

14 March: Thursday double morkphlugler.

It's been a while since I posted. Early Tuesday morning the poo got me out of bed. Big bloop of poo soup. Not pooagenic. So the first pic here is a two day load. Big bollop of florp. Sort of tidy and compact. Nice. Surprise second glorple came at about 7 in the evening. I was enjoying a nice, mild evening out on the deck and I felt those familiar stirrings, and then I was running for the bathroom. For a second poo it's definitely a cool poo pic. It works. 

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10 March: Sunday binkjuttner.

Laid down a serious block log of poo this morning. This is a serious log. Didn't feel this big when I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. Really good looking poo and an excellent poo pic. I'll admit it--this was a good one.

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Saturday poo meme.

8 March: Friday poolperchubbuck.

This poo got me out of bed. It was about 5:30 and I was awake but still in bed. And then I got this really uncomfortable intestinal cramping. Happens to me a couple of times a year--I'm in bed, usually asleep when I get these horrible gut cramps. They come in waves and the only thing that provides relief is taking a dump. So here you go. Post cramp dump. Big, fat, really stinky dump load. Hey, it's poo 

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6 March: Wednesday harbluncher.

Work poo, came after my noon workout and lunch. So, I pooed after my post-workout shower. Not optimal, but, hey, "...when you gotta go, you gotta go." Name the movie that's from. Extra credit, name the character who said it. Not an exciting poo pic, (bad overhead fluorescent lighting) but it's work, so there you go. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Tuesday chortlegumby.

Started off as a stumper and ended as a plumper and a plorp. Bi-colored poo--always fun! Good poo pic. There you go!

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4 March: Monday florplegoond.

Dropped this blopper as soon as I woke up. This is a two day load but it looks like more days worth. Interesting poo...long and gloogy. Several different colors which is always fun. Good poo pic. 

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Saturday poo meme.

Poo man coming for you...

2 March: Saturday hoovelstormp.

Didn't poo Friday, so this is a two day load. Serious load. Nice, dark, bloogy texture. Started off as a log, finished as a plorp. Good looking poo and a pretty good poo pic. Good stuff.

eNjoy.

29 February: Thursday plebechanker.

So, it's a big pile of leap-day poo. Leap poo. Big slobbery gloop of ooey, gooey glorp. This is a real plop of plorp. Good poo pic. Gloopy and bloopy. 

eNjoy.

28 February: Wednesday plobble

Rare Wednesday work poo. Happened after a lunch of chili. The poo landed on the ledge, so I didn't have to contend with the bad restroom lighting. Good poo pic--kind of gloopy and ploopy. There you go. 

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25 February: Sunday pookentyong.

Dropped a blocket this morning. Gloogy. Mostly soft, didn't think it would be quite the mound it turned out to be. Poo never disappoints. The more that I think about it, the more I think poo really is the stuff of life. Happy poo day!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

24 February: Saturday double hachinblunker.

Dropped a couple of glorkers this morning. Separated by about an hour and a half. Both poos were a little glooky. Don't know a better way to describe them. You can see corn niblets in the first poo from Thursday night's dinner. Corn poo. Always fun. Ha!

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22 February: Thursday hobbjobble.

Dropped this blobble late in the evening. A rare evening poo. It had been brewing for a couple of hours, and when it finally came, my housemate was in my preferred bathroom! Outrage! I had to go in the upstairs bathroom! Ugh. Not optimal. But hey, you don't always get what you want, right? Pretty good poo...ooey and gooey. Happy poo times.

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20 February: Tuesday gumptyjinling.

Dropped this little dollop in the morning about two hours into the work day. Not a bad little poop. Kind of a neat, tidy pile. A tidy little pile of poo. There you go.

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18 February: Sunday habblesmutter.

Dropped a blobble this morning and this one felt really good as it came squeezing out. Sometimes it just really feels good taking a poo. A really good poo can be akin to a religious experience. Interesting longy poo. Bi-colored in spots. Always fun. Good poo pic to start out the week. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 February: Saturday borbgrinchler.

Didn't crap at work, but got up early Thursday morning to pee and started to feel a little sick. Got up a little later and crapped a little dollop of poo. No pic. So this is a 2 1/2 day load. Not a bad looking poo. Good poo pic. Ooey and gooey and creamy and flooey. There you go. 

eNjoy.

13 February: Tuesday plumpkinwrumpth.

Strange, long poo. I had to hold my phone father away to get it all in the frame. And that resulted in a less than ideal picture. I had to use the "unblur" feature on my phone several times because the picture was blurry. My Google Pixel usually takes much better pictures. Ended up with kind of cool picture of an interesting poo. Hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

12 February: Monday chunkleflommond.

Dropped some chunkies Monday. Some blorks. These were rocks. Not too much of a struggle squeezing them out of my bunghole. But my bunghole did get a bit of a stretch. Cool looking poo. There you go.

eNjoy.