27 Jun: Saturday horkinbrood.

3 day weekend. Sat down for this poo and it just fell out. I didn't have to push, just loosened the old sphincter a tad and it splopped out. After the last couple of days' poo, this is just so-so. I rate this poo a 4 

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26 Jun: Friday sclerthorple.

End of the week. Pooed at home. I had corn on the cob the night before. Can you tell? Need I say more? Great poo pic. I rate this poo a solid 8.

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25 Jun: Thursday quorplesnag.

Had a nice poo Thursday morning, before my walk. This is a nice poo pic. Big, fat, soft log. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

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24 Jun: Wednesday gormphleychud.

Mid week work/home poo. My typical soft poo load. Nice, rich, brown color. Not a spectacular poo, but a pretty good poo pic. 

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23 Jun: Tuesday glimperzine.

So, still pooing so home. Haven't pooed in an outside bathroom for 15 weeks. That's okay. My bathrooms are the most comfortable. I can't imagine using a public restroom during a pandemic. Yuck. There isn't enough hand sanitizer in the world for that. This poo is the standard pre-walk gloop. Not firm, but but didn't. Kind of chunky and nubbly. I'm not sure what that yellow spot is. Any ideas? Average poo, I rate it a 5.

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22 Jun: Monday squarthjunkle.

So, this Monday begins my 15th week of working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic.  Whew. Where's the time gone? 15 weeks of work/ home poo. Some good poos, some not-so-good poos. But I'm still pooing. The poo never stops. And as long as I can draw breath, I'll keep blogging about my poo. This is not a bad looking poo. Kind of changes color from right to left. O rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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21 Jun: Sunday glorpchubbin.

Dropped this bad boy about 9 am, half way through my first cup of coffee. Nice, big, fat ploop. Nice and layered, log on the bottom, ploop on top. Nice, rich reddish brown color. Nice poo pic. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

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Funny story.

So, I know you don't read this blog for my commentary, but I had to pass along this funny story. Thursday, the 18th, I crapped 3 times. Once in the morning, once after lunch. In the afternoon, I had a snack of sliced baby tomatoes and pickled beets in cottage cheese. I then went on my afternoon walk about 6 pm. About 3/4 of the way through the walk, I realize I have to shit. It was a close thing. I was doing the sphincter-squeezing duck walk through the front door. Dropped trou and let loose. I just barely made it. I considered crapping in the bushes along the way, but I didn't think my neighbors would have appreciated that. 

When I looked down, I saw a big, purple beet colored mess. Really weird looking poo. Unfortunately, I didn't have my phone with me for that poo. But those beets went through me like a bullet train. Almost fast enough to make me shit my pants. Funny stuff.

20 Jun: Saturday glimponchorl.

Saturday. Day off. Got up late. And pooed before my morning walk, about 8:45 am. Nice looking poo. My poos have been darker than normal of late. Nice, dark poos. I like it! This poo is chunky and glunky. I rate it a solid 7.

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19 Jun: Friday florganhoot.

Still working from home. Still pooing at home. This is a chunky little poo. Want sure I'd poo Friday because I crapped 3 times Thursday. Another poo with a nice, rich brown. Dropped it after my first cup of coffee and before my morning walk. Always best to poo before you walk. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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18 Jun: Thursday kloobjunter.

Big, fat blob of a poo. Nice, deep brown. Nice texture. This is a good poo pic. No more to be said. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

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17 Jun: Wednesday glouferchort.

So, an interesting poo. There is a reddish area in the middle that is anomylous. A little weird. Cold be blood, but I don't think so. I've seen blood in my poo before. Either it's bright red, or darker, blackish. This is something else. Something different. I give this poo though marks for being different. I rate this poo a solid 7.

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16 Jun: Tuesday horkinbloog.

Another work/home poo. Another unexciting poo. Had that kind of dark, fried chicken look. I rate this poo a 4 1/2.

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15 Jun: Monday quardbollocks.

So, starting my 15th or 16th week working from home. Weeks and weeks of home/work poos. Oh joy. This poo came after my morning walk. And before breakfast. Kind of a chunky, coiled log. I think a different angle would have given us a better view. But I have to keep the phone directly over the poo, to avoid the flash reflecting in the water. Ah well.  I rate this poo a 6.

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14 Jun: Sunday globberchorb.

Sunday poo. Came later as I woke up late. Actually, came right after I woke up. Beefier than Saturday's poo. Chunkier, more heft. I rate this poo a 6.

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13 Jun: Saturday chudspockers.

I think I accidentally deleted Friday's poo. I think. Can't be sure. Saturday's poo was disjointed, fragmented. Not exciting. I rate it a 4 1/2.

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11 Jun: Thursday florgsprutting.

Guess what I had for lunch yesterday? A big, fat salad! And you can tell! Sometimes a big salad well make for green poo! And this poo is green! And you can see the endamame that was part of the salad. Like I didn't even chew! Always cool to see partially digested food in my poo. Otherwise, this poo is kind of a mess. If not for the green, I might have flushed this without taking a picture. I rate this poo a marginal 4 1/2.

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10 Jun: Wednesday joolingtrunx.

Early morning bolus. Just a big, brown blork. Standard configuration for my poo--log at the bottom, and a big, bloppy plop on top. Nice, rich, brown poo. I rate this poo a 6.

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9 Jun: Tuesday slunchbortle.

Pooed after my first cup of coffee, and before my walk. Good thing--don't want to get two miles from home, and then have to crap. (That's a very uncomfortable situation to be in.) Looks some residual corn in this poo. Always fun! I rate this poo a 6 

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8 Jun: Monday chlorphungle.

Start of my 14th (I think) week of working from home due to the Pandemic. Sigh. Although it's nice not to have to wake up at 5 in the morning, working from home is getting old. This poo came after coffee and before my morning walk. Felt like a long time coming out. Push, push, squeeze, oh wait, keep pushing. Keep squeezing. Plop. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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7 Jun: Sunday horkflauten.

Woke up a little late today. Had a big, fat mushroom pizza last night. Along with a couple of beers and a smidge of vodka. This poo came before my first sip of coffee. It was eager! Not a bad looking poo--kind of a big blorble with a tail. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

6 Jun: Saturday splobgobble.

So, dropped this bad boy this morning before I went for my walk. Just a big bloop. It was out in an instant. Nothing exceptional here. I rate this alpoo a 5 1/2.

5 Jun: Friday glurglepoon.

So, I dropped this after a long walk in the morning. Sweating my balls off, bouncing up the steps to my house because I had to crap. Sweating and pooping. And this felt it took forever sliding out. I ate corn the night before, and you can see a little of that. A long, interesting poo. I rate it a 6 1/2.

4 Jun: Thursday clungboogle.

Another big ploop of a poo. Kind of a big bloop. Looks like a big, upside down mushroom. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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3 Jun: Wednesday clumproddit.

Middle of the week, work/home poo. This one waited for the end of my morning walk. Kind of a grainy, checkered poo pile. I rate this poo a 5 1/2.

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2 Jun: Tuesday fraumpleglink.

I ate corn the night before. 'nuff said.

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1 Jun: Monday splorganwheesp.

So, this Monday starts my 12th or 13th week (I've lost count) working from home during the coronavirus pandemic. Fairly healthy poo. Came after 9 am and my walk. (I'm walking to a day to burn up calories.) Interesting dark and light mottling. Good little plorpers. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

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31 May: Sunday splop.

Big pile of ploo. Not much else to say 

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