13 May: Monday plotzfrabbling

So, went to First Watch to eat breakfast this morning. Always good breakfast at First Watch. I was driving home, and I had to poo! And poo I did! I pooed upstairs in the guest bathroom because yesterday's poo in the main floor bathroom stopped up the toilet! Yep. Middling poo load somehow stopped up the toilet. Today's load was a pretty substantial poo load. I feel like I have a lot more to poo, but we'll see. I'm off to Lowe's to get a plunger! 

eNjoy.

12 May: Sunday horchinglommed.

So, hadn't crapped since Tuesday. Stopped the opioid pain relievers Saturday because--I was CONSTIPATED! Was finally able to crap late in the day. It was a lot of work, hacking and pushing to get this out. And it was not very substantial. All in all very disappointing. And not a particularly good poo pic. Sometimes we work and we work and don't get very much to show for it. Ah well 

eNjoy.

No poo.

I haven't crapped since Tuesday. That's 5 days. I had a minor surgery done, and I've been taking opioids for pain relief. And that has stopped me up. No doubt. Kinda of sucks. Before Wegovy, I was crapping once, twice a day. So it's weird to go 5 days without a poo.

Sunday poo meme.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Name the movie, don't Google it 

7 May: Tuesday harplejoinget.

So, I had a nice poo. Good looking poo. Pooed again after lunch. First poo was best. First poos are always best. That should be the tagline for this blog. And so it is. 

eNjoy. 

6 May: Monday glubdumper.

Dropped a big load Monday. And part of it dropped to the bottom of the bowl. But much else to say--really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

4 May: Saturday pinchlerspoid.

So, I didn't poo Thursday or Friday, so this is at least a three day load. Big fat dump load. Can't remember if pooed Wednesday--if I did, I didn't get the pic. Yesterday was a high-traffic day to the blog--a lot of views from the Netherlands! And once again, I have no idea why. Last week there were a couple of high-traffic days from the Netherlands. It's a mystery. 

eNjoy.

30 April: Tuesday harfchumple.

This two day dump load. Serious load of poo. Pooed again later in the day but it was liquid. Poo is poo, always. 

eNjoy.

28 April: Sunday chunkgludner.

A big, fat chunk of poo. There was a piece of this poo that detached and dropped to to bottom of the bowl. I decided to focus on the big chunk. Chunky poo. Phlunky poo. A hunk 'o chunk of burning poo. Not really burning, but I looked the way that sounded. 

 eNjoy.