30 Jan: Thursday sortlebookmp.

So, didn't crap on Wednesday. And then didn't shit Thursday until after I got home from work. Started to get the rumbling as I was leaving, but the poo didn't come until about 5 pm. That was a little unusual. I felt like shit about 5 pounds, but the pic doesn't really reflect that. Interesting poo pic, though. Looks like an exploding star nebula. A nebula in poo. I give this poo a 6 1/2. 

eNjoy.

28 Jan: Tuesday schlobblewroat.

So, back to work Tuesday. As soon as I got to work, I had to poo! Imagine that. Kind of a coily, snaky, fuzzy tube worm. And, rarely for a work poo pic, a good pic. No annoying fluorescent light glare. You can see the nice texture of this poo. I give this poo a 5 1/2. 

eNjoy.

27 Jan: Monday corbalplute.

Day off on Monday. And started the day with a nice door. Not an impressive poo pic, but still, it's poo. My favorite line? They can't all be winners. O rate this poo a 4. 

eNjoy.

25 Jan: Saturday flobbityount.

So, fasted Friday day, feasted Friday night, and had a poo Saturday morning. Not an exciting poo. Not a big fat log, like Wednesday and Friday's poo. Just a poo plop. A ploop. And not an exciting ploop. But a good picture. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

24 Jan: Friday gloperwilp.

Didn't poo on Thursday. Ironic because that's the day this blog went over 500K pageviews. So Friday I had a load to drop. And drop I did. Another big fat poo log. Again, I felt like I crapped for 5 minutes. Not as big as Wednesday's poo log, but not a bad effort. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

eNjoy.

24 Jan: Thursday milestone.

I know most of my readers could care less, but my little poo blog hit a milestone Thursday. The blog I started in 2011 hit 500K pageviews. Yep, 500,000 pageviews. That's why I do it. Because people like looking at poo pics. My poo pics. When I first started this blog, I was happy when I got 30 pageviews a day. Now I regularly get 500-700 pageviews a day. 

Thank you my gentle readers. YOU are the reason I do this. I'll let you know when the bold goes over 1M views. Hopefully that won't take another 9 years!

22 Jan: Wednesday ploompgums.

Mid week poo log. Serious poo log. I felt like I was shitting a two by four when I squeezed this puppy out. Felt like it would never end. But made for a good poo pic. I rate this poo an 8. 

eNjoy.

21 Jan: Tuesday double frohorple.

Pooped the first time after I got to work, before I worked out. So, good timing. Poo, shower, fresh. First poo was soft and thin like a rope. Pooped second time after lunch. Ate a big Mexican meal, and that spurred a poo. Darker little chunklets. But, after...not fresh. There's a downside to poo. 

eNjoy.

20 Jan: Monday phlopyle.

Day off today. Federal holiday. So this is a holiday poo, of sorts. Kind of a big phlogey poo pile. Richly textured browns and tiny yellows. And no annoying light reflections. I give this poo a 6. 

eNjoy.

19 Jan: Sunday gorphlibbitz.

So, after my mammoth poo yesterday, I couldn't wait to see what came out of my asshole this morning! It was a smaller version of yesterday's poo. And it wasn't a struggle to push it out. And, not a bad looking poo. I rate this poo a 7. 

eNjoy.

18 Jan: Saturday blorscheldrimm.

So, didn't poo Friday, yesterday. So I knew today's load would be significant. And boy was it! Three sips into my first cup of coffee, I had to shit! And, second Saturday in a row, I really had to struggle to get this bad boy out. This poo was much more solid than normal. And it just kept coming and coming. I shit my brains out. Felt like I was passing a body thorough my colon. And what a poo it is. Huge poo log. Darker, greenish--maybe from the salad I had on Thursday? Nice poo, good poo pic. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

eNjoy.

16 Jan: Thursday clumpetchel.

Pooed twice on Wednesday, so Thursday's poo came a little later than normal. Came about 2 pm, after lunch, and after my post workout shower. 😖 Oh well. Kind of normal looking, chunklets. I rate this poo a 6. 

eNjoy.

15 Jan: Wednesday vorkleglue.

So, I had to poo yesterday after my big burrito bowl lunch. But the feeling went away. I also kind of had to poo yesterday evening, but it wasn't an overwhelming sensation like it normally is. But I did have to poo, really poo, first thing this morning upon waking. So I pooed right before I got into the shower. Always a good thing: poo then shower. Went to with fresh. It's a home poo pic, so it doesn't have that fluorescent little glare. Nice poo pic. Not a solid winner like yesterday's poo pic, but not a bad effort. Kind of stumpy and glumpy. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

14 Jan: Tuesday clomhumper.

I can't remember if I pooed Monday or not. Maybe not. Because Tuesday's load was significant. This is a serious poo log. Like a baseball bat. This is the type of poo I strive for. Great poo pic. I rate this poo a 9.

eNjoy.

12 Jan: Sunday bunxdormple.

Pooed this morning. Another big fat poo log. I had to push this one out, but not as hard as I had to push yesterday's poo. So, another solid, brown poo block. I rate this an 8. 

eNjoy.

11 Jan: Saturday schlobbloamer.

Friday was fast day, and I didn't poo. So I had a real poo brewing in Saturday. 3 sips into my first morning, I got that old familiar sensation. But this poo was different because I had to really push. Yep, I had to struggle to get this bad boy out. I mean real heaving and grunting. And this is the result. A serious, solid 2 day poo log. Great poo. I rate it an 8 1/2.

eNjoy.

9 Jan: Thursday fluffmuggle.

So, I can't quite remember why I didn't get a Tuesday poo pic. I missed Wednesday's pic because the tissue I put over the auto-flush sensor at work feel off and when I got up to take the pic, the toilet flushed and I missed the pic. Thursday's pic came after I worked out and ate a HUGE piece of lasagna. Interesting poo. I rate it a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

6 Jan: Monday morblunting.

Early work week poo splotch. Kind of a stickly, gooey poo glotp. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

5 Jan: Sunday chunklequert.

This ploop dropped mid Sunday morning. Mind big fat chunks. I rate this poo a solid 6. 

eNjoy.

4 Jan: Saturday hoopfroimle.

Feasted on pizza and lasagna last night. This poo came fast and furious this morning, right after I started my coffee. Big load. Felt like everything but the kitchen sink was coming out of my ass. Kind of dark, but nicely globular. I rate this poo a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.

3 Jan: Friday boilgomper.

Worked from home Friday and dropped this rather nondescript load miss day. Kind of a deep, reddish brown color.  Not a lot else going for it. I rate this poo a 5.

eNjoy.

2 Jan: Thursday squimpleborb.

Off again Thursday. Shat this bad boy out mid morning. Kind of interesting in that it looks like it's darker in the middle. In the nugget at the top you can see it's darker at the ends, in the middle. Pretty cool. I rate this poo a 6.

eNjoy.

1 Jan: Wednesday New Year's day glomokle.

Feasted and drank last night while watching football and celebrating the coming new year. Woke up later than I normally do as I was a bit hungover. And the poo didn't come until about noon. It felt like a big load, but the actual volume of turd was disappointing. The picture makes the turd look bigger than it actually is. It came out as a squiggle and I was hoping for a loaf. Oh well. I rate this first poo of the decade a 6. 

Happy New Year and, as always, eNjoy.

31 Dec: Tuesday New Year's Eve day glamorkle.

Last day of the year. I was hoping for a really spectacular end of the decade poo. This poo ain't that. Kind of amorphous, kind of blah. Oh well. I'm hoping that 2020 will be a great year for poos. I rate this poo a 4.

eNjoy.

30 Dec: Monday chunkledwort.

I'm off all week. So this is a home poo. All of my poos this week will be home poos. I'm hoping to end the year with some great poo pics. This pic is just okay. I rate it a 6 1/2. What say you?

eNjoy.