30 June: Friday plotzkyyorts.

Dropped another big, fat load. After yesterday's big, fat load. I have definitely been squeezing out some fat turds out of my bunghole lately. Colon is working overtime. Can't wait to see what comes out of my ass tomorrow!

eNjoy.

29 June: Thursday hooplegungeon.

Once again, I didn't poo Wednesday, the day I went into the office. So Thursday's poo was a two day load. And this was quite a load. Serious pile of poo. And exactly middle consistency--right in the middle between hard and soft--which meant a LOT of wiping. A LOT. Seriously, sometimes I really wish I had a bidet. 

eNjoy.

27 June: Tuesday forplungfrane.

Kind of a dump of a poo. You can still see the corn from the egg roll I ate over the weekend. Corn--the food that keeps on giving. Corn poo--always fun. 

eNjoy.

26 June: Monday sploobblefrintz.

A splob of a poo. Unexciting, but you can see corn from last night's southwest egg rolls. Corn poo is always fun. 

Question for my readers: what brings you to this blog? Why do you come here some days and not on others? You leave comments on the blog, or email me. All emails will be answered and remain anonymous. 

eNjoy.

25 June: Sunday planchintspoint.

Sunday poo.. Not exciting, but still poo. I guess after the three giant logs I dropped last week in spoiled. Interestingly, after the three big logs, traffic to this blog spiked way up. Coincidence?

eNjoy.

24 June: Saturday hibklomping.

End of the week poo load, and the streak of giant poo logs is over. This was a pretty standard poo pile. Will carb up today, so hopefully I'll be back to dropping poo loaves tomorrow. Fingers crossed! 

eNjoy.

23 June: Friday higbyyuntle.

Third big fat poo log in a row. It's been a very good week for poo. Three really good poo pics. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

22 June: Thursday grumpelflod.

So, I didn't poo at the office Wednesday. Again. That's like three weeks in a row. Not that I'm complaining. Work poo pics are usually awful. So Thursday's poo is a two day load. And what a load it was. An even bigger poo log. Two poos I'm a row. Can we make it three?

eNjoy.

20 June: Tuesday

Dropped a big, fat poo log. Unusual for the middle of the week. But, a happy surprise. Nice looking poo, if I do say so myself. And good looking poo pic. This is what I work for! 

eNjoy.

19 June: Monday brundleflonk.

Pretty much standard pile 'o Monday poo. Not exciting. But, hey, it's still poo. Poo is poo. Say no more...

eNjoy.

18 June: Sunday forthkundle.

Cute little Sunday plop. A squork at the bottom, with with three cute little poolets at the top. Cute little poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 June: Saturday hooplafleegun.

So, crapped soon after waking this morning. And then crapped again 30 minutes later. Will I poo again today? Only time will tell. Poo is a mystery. 

eNjoy.

16 June: Friday splumebingter.

Pretty standard home/work poo. Surprised I pooed at all considering I crapped three times the day before. But that's poo--there always seems to be an inexhaustible supply. Too bad I can't sell it for a profit, huh? I could quit my day job. 😁😁 Hah!

eNjoy.

15 June: Thursday horfenpluter.

Went into the office Wednesday and didn't poo. Again. Which is okay, because my work poo pics always sucked. So this poo is a two day load. And what a load of poo it was. A huge poo log. Nice looking poo. You're welcome.

eNjoy 

13 June: Tuesday sprobblegoind.

Working from home, pooing at home. It's been more than 3 years since the pandemic started and I started working from home. And pooing (mostly) at home. I remember he scared I was at the beginning of the pandemic. But it didn't stop the poo. Nothing stops the poo. That should be the title of the this blog. Anyway, it's all about the poo.

eNjoy.

12 June: Monday splinkjinkle.

Mindy poo. Looks like corn at the top but I haven't had corn in a couple of days. Maybe leftover from the previous week? I'm not sure how long stuff can linger in the colon. Any ideas? Anybody know?

eNjoy.

11 June: Sunday clobbagejinst.

Pile of Sunday poo. Dropped it while I was watching the men's final of the French Open. Tennis poo. I just wish they match had been more competitive. 

eNjoy.

11 June: Sunday jobblegurt.

Sunday morning and I had to poo. And poo I did. Wasn't the big carb loaf I was hoping for. But you can't always get what you want. Isn't that what the Rolling Stones said? But you get what you need? I needed to drop this poo, and that's what happened.

eNjoy.

10 June: Saturday hoobnogget.

Another pile of soft poo. Thursday's poo is just a memory. And it looks like all of the corn is cleared out. No more corn poo. No more fun. Just poo. Oh well. 

eNjoy.

9 June; Friday hulcherbrood.

Friday poo is glummy poo. Just a splort of poo. Not a bad pic, but not a particularly remarkable poo. Soft, as usual. Meh. 

eNjoy.

8 June: Thursday jernglummy.

Didn't poo at work Wednesday, so Thursday's poo was a load. What a load it was. Look at this giant greenish log. Any you can still see corn from Monday night's dinner. Corn: it's the food that just keeps on giving. I'll stop talking and let you bask in the light of the poo. 

eNjoy.

6 June: Tuesday hobblesplot.

So, this is poo soup. Normally I don't post poo pics like this, but I wanted to post this because you can see the corn I had for Monday's dinner. Yep, I had corn-on-the-cob Monday for dinner. And seeing corn in poo is always fun. Have no idea why the poo was liquid. Poo always baffles me. 

eNjoy.

5 June: Monday blikersnood.

Pile 'o Monday poo. Light colored, soft serve. Just a sploof of plood. A dumper of glumper. A plorf of glorf. There you go. Sploof. 

eNjoy.

4 June: Sunday plobbledrunken.

Sunday poo. Not bad, but I was hoping for a regular Sunday big-loaf. My to be. Rich, orange color though. A lot of wiping. Still haven't looked into the bidet. But I will be going to Home Depot today so I'll let you know what happens.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

3 June: Saturday chorblesquant.

Didn't poo yesterday, and dropped this dollop as soon as I woke this morning. Squirted another blorp out 30 minutes after that. Will be carbing it up today so I'm hoping for serious log tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed. 

eNjoy.

1 June: Thursday plumpgumpkin.

Thursday poo. Dark brown, rich and creamy. Not a bad poo, but not spectacular. 

Haven't gone to Home Depot yet to check out bidets. I think the best way to go is the bidet lid that you slide onto your existing toilet. $700, fully functional, but you have to have a special outlet installed by an electrician. Hmm. More later.

eNjoy.

31 May: flourvanhorfer.

Dark, rich brown poo loaves. And pungent! Nice looking poo. Pooping at home is a good thing. 😁👍

eNjoy.

30 May: Tuesday herbgingflunt.

Day off today-- but I still had to poo. I had shish kabobs on Monday so this is shish kabob poo. I think that may be a first. For this blog anyway.

eNjoy.