25 June: Thursday hophblimney.

Last morning in the Airbnb, still with the foreign toilet. This poo made itself known when I was making coffee and I ended up running to the bathroom. Sort of a blorp of poo. Reddish and PUNGENT.  Unfortunately, most of the poo was above water so it isn't all in focus. I should probably figure out the camera on my phone to keep that from happening. Will work on it. Still poo. 

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24 June: Wednesday bachelrootner.

Mid week holiday poo. Staying at an Airbnb, different toilet, different lighting. Just a big pile of messy stink. Dark reddish color, interesting orange froth at the bottom. It looks.....glorkish? Is that right? I love making up new words for poo. Maybe you noticed. 

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23 June: Tuesday twaddlebinket.

Tuesday was travel day. Going for a short holiday. This day I crapped at home, before I left. Kind of a cool looking poo--coiled and loafy at the top, blobby and splotchy at the bottom. Good color, good contrast--everything in focus. Always good for poo pics. 

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22 June: Monday zeebodringen.

Monday poo! Very cool poo pic. Kind of burbly and bumpy. Ooey and gooey, glumpy and mealy. You could almost call this "summer is coming poo." Why? Why not? Summer is almost heren and I'm pooing!

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21 June: Sunday bromphplincher.

Started off the week with a poo. Which is how I start off every week. Because the poo just never stops! Interesting kind of loafus poo...that is, sort of a soft, folded, dark speckled bloaf. A couple of satellites at the top. But really exciting, but what do I always say? It's still poo! 

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Saturday poo meme.

20 June: Saturday glirpspanger.

Big set of poo loaves to finish to the week. Good looking poo. Really good poo pic, nice coloring, focus and contrast. This is what I work for. This is what I slave away, day after day, to provide my readers. Poo for poo's sake. Poo as art. Poo as a definition of the human condition. 

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19 June: Friday poodingchoid.

Not quite weeks end, and still pooing. Interesting little chorklets here. Good poo pic...good contrast. Mealy, ooey and gooey. Interesting little red splorch middle right. Blood? If so, most likely from hemerrhoids my gastro doc keeps telling I have. It's poo! 

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18 June: Thursday cloopingzire.

I thought this was a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not as big as I imagined. Standard orangish brown, presenting as multiple mini-loaves. Not really exciting, but still poo. Still pooing, still fighting the good fight. Still bringing my poo to you. 

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17 June: Wednesday plobjabinsky.

Middle of the week poo. I'd call these "loafish" turds. Loafish? Uniform orange in color. Can't remember how pungent it was. Kind of a soft, velvety poo. Not perfect, but still poo. Poo works. 

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16 June: Tuesday carchtwaddle.

Tuesday loaf-log. The loaf finished dark and splotchy, folded in on itself with more splotches. Big, beefy load. Very cool poo and a good poo pic. 

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15 June: Monday chaglobberdrunt.

Starting off the work week with a splorch! Kind of globular with a dark spooge toward the top. Have by idea what that is. Poo started off as harder, with defined fissures at the beginning. Ended up as a creamy blobber!

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14 June: Sunday chorptwiddler.

Dropped this doddle about 30 minutes after waking. Felt like it took a long time to slither out of my bunghole. Kind of splotchy but not exactly bi-colored. Kind of--blobular? Not a bad effort to start off the week. Poo is poo. 

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Saturday poo meme.

13 June: Saturday jamionpleeble.

End of the week poo, chunky and blocky. Still affected by the antibiotic I took Thursday. Woke up early this morning not feeling well. Got on the toilet and let out a long fart and short poo squirt. Pissed for a long time and made it back to bed. Hopefully my gut microbiome will get back to normal soon. 

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12 June: Friday chogblunchner.

Small little poo pliddle. Meaty, mealy, glunchy, and bulbous. This was less substantial than it could have been because I crapped several times the day before. I had a small procedure done in my arm the day before and they gave me a single dose of doxycycline as an infection prophylactic. Antibiotics mess up gut bacteria, so I'm always curious about the effect on my poo. 

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11 June: Thursday blaverchinion.

Thursday poo. Pretty cool looking poo. Beefy, bi-colored poo. Bi-colored poo is always fun. Some poo fell to the bottom, which is unfortunate. This was a cool poo, but I think it could have been so much better. Ah, lost opportunities haunt this blog. Still waiting for the perfect poo. 

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10 June: Wednesday moobleyortner.

Mid week, very cool looking poo. Almost looks like jelly in the middle. Poo jelly. That's a first. Nice contrast. The usual suspects, dark splotches, light splotches? It's poo, so it's okay.

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9 June: Tuesday chuniondrope.

Big messy poo pile. Not surprising considering my messy day yesterday. Not a good poo pic. But, yes, to do see corn. I did have roasted corn last night with my grill-fired kabobs. Yum. And corn poo is always fun. Even in a messy poo. Messy, still poo. 

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8 June: Monday chonklebrimny.

Dropped this dollup Monday morning, and crapped three more times that day. My ass was chapped! Sore as hell. And the other poos were squirts, they were morning. Have to get back on the yogurt and kefir. First poo was--okay. A dollup, a blorb and a satellite. Not exciting, but still poo.

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7 June: Sunday mcchordertunk.

This poo, starting off the week, got me out of bed. Was about 8:30, and I had to poo. I got up and I didn't have time to make coffee, the poo was insistent. Kind of a blob of a poo. Just ooey and gooey and creamy and bubbly. Not as satisfying as yesterday's poo, but still poo.

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Saturday poo meme.

6 June: Saturday chaplinglegorph.

Finished up the week with a big, fat, orange poo log. I always appreciate from these but boys. Orange and pungent. I always say poo comes in all shapes and sizes, but I will admit I like the logs. Good looking poo and a great poo pic. You're welcome.

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5 June: Friday plorferwidle.

Smaller poo that looks bigger than it is. It's punching out of its league. But it's a good looking little poo. It looks "loafish" and there are several colors. Bi-colored poo is always fun! Solid, creamy and workmanlike. All poo should aspire to this. It's poo. 

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4 June: Thursday chumpkindward.

Interesting looking poo! Little poo loglets in the beginning, and a softer plop toward the end. We have multiple colors and corn, two things that are always fun. Together they make this poo a winner! Good poo pic!

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3 June: Wednesday gunchlychoad.

Middle of the week, still pooing. But that's why you're here, right? This poo was a little darker, a little more sinister. Dark splooges make this poo a little dangerous. Don't ask this poo questions, because you might not like the answer. I flushed this immediately, before it climbed out of the bowl and started demanding its rights. I flushed and put a stop to that shit. Bullet dodged.

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2 June: Tuesday ploomfoester.

Tuesday and I'm still pooing. But that's what my readers expect! The poo, the whole poo and nothing but the poo. This poo pic has a lot of detail and contrast? Definitely glunchy with some soft red highlights. Awww. Good poo. 

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1 June: Monday miquanjumble.

Well guess what? I started out the work week with a poo! Not a bad looking poo! Brown and beefy and well, glunky. Good way to start off the week! Good poo pic. But world shattering, but it works. 

eNjoy.