27 September: Sunday bladgerstronic.

Big fat Sunday dump load. Bigger load. Better load. Browner load. Dropped it about 10 minutes after waking. Actually darker on bottom, more orange on the top. That's it. That's all I got. What say you?

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Saturday poo meme.

Truth. 

26 September: Saturday mordenzilkus.

Big fat Saturday dump load. Dropped it about 30 minutes after waking. I crapped again whilst watching college football. But this load was the star. Orange and beefy. Brown spots and speckles, but not quite bi-colored. So not quite as fun as it could have been. Good poo, good work. 

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25 September: Friday korchslumpting.

Kind of a slender poo. Morning loads just aren't as big when I'm crapping 3/4 times a day. So far, no accidents. This poo was softer and stringier. Very slight, and brown. Not my preference, but still poo. 

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24 September: Thursday nablegavortnet.

Kind of a plumpy poo. A little darker than normal... Maybe some yellow speckles? Not exciting, but you can see logs at the top, fully submerged in water, just full of potential. What happened? They all got flushed. That's what happens to poo. 

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23 September: Wednesday gavoolchicksky.

Bigger load than I normally drop. Still crapping multiple times a day. First load is the biggest load. This poo/pic was long and tall.  Orangish and blithery. I see some yellow speckles--have no idea what they are. Good poo. 

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22 September: Tuesday brootlespinion.

Very cool looking Tuesday poo. Sort of a dollup and a schlort. Yellow-orange in the phloom at the bottom, with as reddish gloggle peeking out of the top. Lots going on in this poo. I'll stop. Have fun.

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21 September: Monday jumblecrumbit.

Started off the work week with a poo! Imagine that. Not an exciting poo, but not a dud either.. Sort of an orange, triangular glumpit. Still poo. Still pooing. Always pooing. 

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20 September: Sunday schnabblebrunyen.

This poo got me out of bed. I woke up about 9 am and went to the bathroom and peed. I wanted to go back to sleep. But my colon thought otherwise. I felt the old familiar rumblings, so I got out of bed. The result wasn't too shabby. Largish, brown loaf-logs, with chunkles and satellites. Not a bad looking poo. We'll hope for even better. 

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Saturday poo meme.

19 September: Saturday double chadidryflom.

First poo got me out of bed at 7:30. It was just okay. A little more volume than recent poos. Blotchy with some interesting colors? Maybe? Second poo came two and a half hours later. Not an impressive poo, but VERY pungent. Can't wait to see if other poos are coming. They probably are. Always pooing. Poo always. 

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18 September: Friday glumperchoon.

Another small little poo. Still crapping multiple times a day, which means all poos are smaller. Meh. That's the way it is now. Well, for the time being. This poo was light orangish, globular and not just a little gluey. Yep I said it. Gluey. Poo. Deal with it.

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17 September: Thursday choobalstrinchen.

Another instance of a middlin' poo. Woke up a little late, but I didn't want to get out of bed. And then I knew I'd have to poo soon. So I got up. And here we go. Another unexciting poo. This is my life now (bonus to whoever gets that reference--don't Google it--there's no prize involved). Orangish brown poo--almost looks like scrambled eggs. Meh. Still poo. 

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16 September: Wednesday ghanidchoirer.

Mid week poo. Another middlin' poo. Still crapping multiple times a day. A bigger poo Friday thing in the morning, and then several squirt sessions later il on the the day, sometimes after eating something and sometimes not. Meh. Darker splotch lower left, that's it. Not exciting. But still poo. 

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15 September: Tuesday haaljumsnorken.

Missed poos on Sunday and Monday. Hey, it happens. Various stories, various reasons, I won't explain them all. Use your imagination. This poo was just okay as I've been shitting multiple times a day for a couple of weeks. That's means the morning poos aren't as beefy. This is just a middling poo. But still poo. What you want. Be grateful.

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Saturday poo meme.

12 September: Saturday glomkdrimmner.

Small little poo to finish out the week. It looks bigger in the picture but it was a junior poo. Not surprising because I crapped three times the day before (again). Not a particularly impressive poo, but still not a bad effort. Brown and knobby, with a satellite poolet at the top. Still pooing. Still working. Still blogging. For my readers. Always. 

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11 September: Friday glunchnerspeeman.

Friday, end of the work week poo. I crapped three times the day before, so this one took a while. I actually got through a whole cup of coffee before I had to poo. And it was a pretty substantial poo. Grainy and speckley. And the sunken satellite at the top seems to be the same way. Grainy with dark splotches. Better than the day before. Not that they're competing. Because they all end up in the same place. A poo's existence is very brief. Here's to past poos. Word.

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10 September: Thursday drobjibling.

Kind of a mess of a poo. I crapped twice more after this poo. Messy poos. This one was kind of gurgly and chunky? Right? Not liquid but getting there. Always getting there. And always pooing. Never drop pooing. Ever. Out.

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9 September: Wednesday zimpkendroiner.

Got out of bed and I had to poo almost immediately. But it sort of snuck up on me. Drinking my coffee, and than I was running to the bathroom. Almost squirted my pants, and that's never good. Messy, semi-liquid poo. Yuck. Some splorches and splotches, but not a good looking poo. Oh well. Welcome home Billy. 

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8 September: Tuesday apopkajoonie.

This poo got me out of bed this morning--ended up  run/stumbling to the bathroom. But l made it. Just made it. Blorp came out in a splurge. But an exciting poo, but I do see some red peppers from last night's steamed veggies. Pretty cool. And I see a couple of dark botches--cool little pockets of blorf. So, messy poo, but a good affect. 

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7 September: Monday moinkenchumner.

First full day back from holiday, at the beach. Sleeping in my regular bed, crapping in my regular home toilet. Not a bad looking poo. Rich, beefy brown loaves. And I think I see some residual corn from Saturday's fish tacos. Nice looking poo, and a good poo pic.

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Sunday poo meme.

6 September: Sunday chorblezimsky.

Last day, partial day at the beach, on holiday. Had to depart the Airbnb by 10 am. I woke up a little earlier than I do, so as a result, I pooed a little earlier than I normally do. Not a very exciting poo, but I do see corn from the previous night's fish tacos. And corn poo is always fun. End of holiday. (Sniff).

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4 September: Friday flumequisner.

Friday at the beach poo. It was actually too hot at the beach and there were too many flies so we hung out by the pool. And ate, and drank. And then drank some more. This was a load, maybe because the previous day's poo was smallish. That's okay, it all comes out in the wash, an I right. Big beefy load. Some black splotches at the beginning, and a deep brown, ooey, gooey sploob at the end. Good poo. 

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3 September: Thursday whallaginchlik.

Mini-beach poo. Little brown blooger. Not huge. Not exciting. But a dense little poo pile. The little poo that could. Could what? Be born! Alas, it wasn't long before I flushed it and ended its dreams. So we'll never know what it could have done. 

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2 September: Wednesday blobgobble.

Still on holiday, still at an Airbnb in the beach. Holiday poo. Beach poo. And this was a dump load. Harder poo at the top (beginning), and softer poo at the finish. As usual. Cool black sploggles in that load at the bottom. Always fun pooing at the beach. 

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1 September: Tuesday quintlecroiming.

Still pooing at the beach! Not just pooing, I am spending time on the beach. Obviously I can't poo in the beach. But pooing is still on my mind, even on the beach. Cool looking poo. Interesting consistency at the bottom, partially shadowed. You have to deal with weird shadows in alien bathrooms. But I made it work. I always make it work.

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31 August: Monday klingjeenie.

Friday full day on holiday at the beach! So guy the next week it will be Airbnb poo. Crapping in strange toilets, with odd angles and weird lighting. That's okay. I always make it work. Because I'm dedicated to getting my fans my poo pics. I know that what they want! I've been averaging between 5k and 7k daily page views. Seems like a lot. This poo is a little rough, but it keeps on trying. Meh. Still poo. Airbnb poo. It works. 

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30 August: Sunday bloojemspluckney.

Leaving on holiday today, but still had to poo at home. Last home poo for a while. (Sniff). And this is a good poo pic. Just sort of brown and in your face. Started off as a log and ended as a blorget. Meaty and mealy and ooey and gooey. Not a bad looking poo. Yep. 

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