11 September: Friday glunchnerspeeman.

Friday, end of the work week poo. I crapped three times the day before, so this one took a while. I actually got through a whole cup of coffee before I had to poo. And it was a pretty substantial poo. Grainy and speckley. And the sunken satellite at the top seems to be the same way. Grainy with dark splotches. Better than the day before. Not that they're competing. Because they all end up in the same place. A poo's existence is very brief. Here's to past poos. Word.

eNjoy.