14 April: Tuesday chugglerspintgen.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, but held it for 30 minutes because it wasn't urgent. Street and coffee, I dropped this blurgle. Not a bad looking poo. Had harder and softer parts. Multi-colored on the left, and that's always fun! Not a bad effort, and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

13 April: Monday croipglantern.

Monday poo blorg. Small pile, and my only crap of the day. But particularly impressive, but, as I am fond of saying, it's still poo. Still a good poo pic, so, win/*. As the ancient Greek philosopher said: Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

12 April: Sunday muntzginchler.

Dropped this bloob about an hour after waking. Came on all-of-a-sudden like. Definitely a gloopy poo. Substantial, considering I crapped three times the day before. Yep, I've been crapping multiple times a day for the last week. It sucks. I need to get back on the metamucil. But hey, still pooing! Rock on!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

11 April: Saturday slogglebortney.

Big, fat, Saturday dump load. I guess I've been saving this for a while? Does that sound right? Can you save poo? I don't think so but it sounds cool. Like, "I've been saving up for a really huge load..." Ha! These were some serious logs. Even, brown color, no specks. This poo is a winner! 

eNjoy.

10 April: Friday choppspewdle.

Dropped this about an hour after waking. It's a curious poo. But curious is good! Multi-colored and glumpy. Different colors are always cool! This poo wasn't huge but it had a lot of character. Character is good! This is the little poo that could! 

eNjoy

9 April: Thursday choedlegrumly.

Interesting configuration of poo. Interesting shape. Part squadle and part chordle. Brown and mealy. And you can see the corn from the previous night's dinner. Corn poo! Always fun! 

eNjoy.

8 April: Wednesday moobdruncher.

Much beefier poo than the previous day's effort. Solid and beefy. Would have been even better looking if more of if it was above the water. Solid effort. And a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

7 April: Tuesday blinnerschmind.

Small poo. And I had to force it as it wasn't coming naturally and I wanted to poo before I left the house to run errands. And it ended up being a little blorb. Kind of soft and mealy. Meh. Still poo 

eNjoy. 

6 April: Monday wobegoginner.

Messy poo to start the work week. But sometimes poo is messy. And fluffy. Kind of an interesting poo, but not really exceptional. Not a lot of exceptional poos lately. But, still poo. Always poo. 

eNjoy.

5 April: Sunday chorbletweeb.

I dropped this mini-load whilst the coffee was brewing. It felt bigger than it actually was whilst I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I did end up crapping twice yesterday so that likely affected the size of the load. While but large, this load is beefy and workmanlike. Dark specks in the in top nugget. A solid effort.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

From one of my favorite movies...

4 April: Saturday chinesploggle.

So, Saturday poo. A little nugget load than previous days, but still not what I'd call "substantial." A little better. More brownish in color. More bulbous? And the dark specks are back. Can't have enough dark specks. At least it STARTED as a couple of loglets. Maybe I won't crap again today and tomorrow's poo will be a LOAD. Fingers crossed. 

eNjoy. 

3 April: Friday blurnersmidgen.

Another unexciting poo. Orangish and blobular. The loads I've been dropping lately have been-- insubstantial. But my eating hasn't changed, so the small poos are puzzling. Still poo, but I'm looking forward to the next big dump load. 

eNjoy.

2 April: Thursday cloobpunion.

Meh. Small, disorganized poo. Kind of a splatter of poo. Not exciting, unexceptional. Multi-colored, which is always fun. Maybe I'm not meeting fair? I should give this poo a second chance? What say you? Leave a comment and let me know.

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday phobblecheem.

Happy April Fools Day! But still pooing. Dropped this three sips into my first cup of coffee. Respectable. Not a true dump load, but getting there. Darker and globular at the top, and greener and gooier at the bottom. Which happens with a lot of my poos. My poos often have several different personalities. Very proud of my colon. There you go. 

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday skuackphorner.

So, starting off the work week, and I dropped a phlort. Kind of messy looking but with a lot of character. Messy and glunchy. Multi-colored, always fun. Not a spectacular poo but a good effort. Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

30 March: Monday morkingflingle.

Not an impressive poo. Mostly soft. But much else to say. Pooed twice the day before. Just didn't have enough in the chamber, but the poo came anyway. I see a red spot and a dark speck. And a squoggle at the top right. So this poo has it's own little personality. So there you go.

eNjoy. 

Sunday poo meme.

Even emporers have to poo...

29 March: Sunday hyblagorcher.

Another mini-load. Meh. Nice form and texture, right? Kind of globular at the beginning and ended as a splorb. Nice, even color. Coulda been better, but, it's still poo. And poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

28 March: Saturday zimpdungle.

Middling Saturday po load. Just a miniature version of as regular think load. The last couple of weeks I've been taking a big dump in the morning and then several squirt dumps later on in the day. Which makes for smaller loads in the morning. That's okay, mini is still poo. 

eNjoy.

27 March: Friday plobblespornge.

Big, fat Friday dump load. Interesting little dark nodules we the top. Nodules are always cool. Otherwise a nice even, orangish brown color.  Very cool poo and an excellent poo pic. This is a good another good one.

eNjoy.

26 March: Thursday humphlechubner.

Very cool poo. Sort of soft and formed at the same time. A light orangish brown in color completesb the effect. Loglets in a porridge sauce. Really good poo pic. This is a good one. 

eNjoy.

25 March: Wednesday hobblorgench.

Kind of a "meh" poo. Kind of globular and glorgy? I don't know, kind of an interesting consistency. Soft with dark specks. The specks are back. And a satellite at the top. Love those satellites! 

eNjoy.

24 March: Tuesday glorcheeschmud.

This poo guy me out of bed at 4 am. Ugh. When you gotta go you gotta go. I kept the lights off because I wanted to go back to bed. So, this was taken with the flash, so, not a good pic. Which is why I try not to use the flash, if possible. Bad poo pics. This looks like the pix I was taking 10 years ago. And the poo wasn't impressive. Ah well. 

eNjoy.

23 March: Monday morblunkening.

Smaller load than yesterday's load, as loads go. A mini-dump load. Kind of glommy and florb. Meh. Not exciting, but better than liquid, right? Any preferences, list them in the comments. I don't get enough comments. So, take care of that!

eNjoy.

22 March: Sunday tooblecranch.

Dropped a BIG LOAD.. This is a big, orangish, beefy pile of poo. Nice looking poo and a really good poo pic. I'd say it was a mic drop moment, but of course I'm not done. The poo never stops so I will never stop. I will continue to blog about my poo until I can no longer operate a smart phone. You're welcome for this poo. 

eNjoy. 

Saturday poo meme.

21 March: Saturday florklespudney.

This felt like it was going to be a serious log. It would have been had it not broken up. Not a bad looking poo. Thick and beefy. Kind of chunky and gnarly. Good poo pic. It works. Always. Always poo. Poo is eternal. 

eNjoy.

20 March: Friday glovegunion.

Just a little plooch of poo. A soft small little load. Orangish and gooey. Really smaller than it felt as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not TOO too bad. Just okay. Still poo. Still me. Still pooing. Poo. 

eNjoy.

19 March: Thursday chorbittalquins.

Mess of a poo. Soft logs and a sploodle. My poos have been soft lately. Need to get back on the yogurt. And I still have and kimchee in the fridge. But, poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

18 March: Wednesday proolchobbit.

Kind of a lumpy, gloopy poo. Started off as a log, ended as a globbit. More dark specks in the blorb. Not a bad poo pic. Out works. 

eNjoy.

17 March: Tuesday chonkendrood.

Big, messy glorpus of poo. Started off soft and ended up as soflogs (my word). Kind of glorpy, kind of gloopy but still poo. Not exciting, but still poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

16 March: Monday holbspurnion.

Pooed as soon as I got up. Set the Keurig machine and had a poo. Yep. Kind of a beefy poo. An orangeish poo. A gnarly poo. It's poo. That's all. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

15 March: Sunday gloilstrimpet.

Got out of bed because I had to poo. It's that's simple. I could have logged a couple more hours, but no, I had to poo. So this is the poo. I was hoping for something a little beefier. But oh well. Not a bad looking poo. Orange and scrungy, but not beefy. Ah well. I'll keep pooing. And blogging. 

eNjoy.

14 March: Saturday chunionbleave.

Same as yesterday, some poo ended up at the bottom of the bowl. Larger chunk below has a darker scruff. You know what I always say about bi-colored poo, right? Any guesses in the comments. Top left shows a little nugget with corn. Remember what I always say about corn poo? Guesses in comments please.

eNjoy.

13 March: Friday trimpelsplooner.

Friday the 13th plorp! Nothing happened. Another Friday the 13th non-event. Poo was....okay. Some of the poo ended up in the bottom of the bowl which is always a little disappointing. As well. Bottom part is beefy. So, sort of good. At the same time...meh. it's poo. 

eNjoy.

12 March: Thursday smoiglemoochner.

Thursday load. Not the most aesthetically pleasing poo, but still a pretty substantial load. Multi-colored load, always fun. Smother and crinkled at the top, and messy and dark at the bottom. A lot going on here, so, just enjoy the view. 

eNjoy.

10 March: Tuesday chobblebroozer.

I sat down for my first cup of coffee and had to poo. And, you can see corn from the previous evening's casserole. Corn poo is always fun! Got some different colors going too. But s bad looking poo--good effort for a Tuesday. 

eNjoy.

9 March: Monday monchcloonier.

Not an impressive poo. Probably because I crapped three times the day before. No good. Still poo. Still pooing. The pooing never stops. My poo is like the Terminator. It absolutely will not stop. Terminator poo. I like it. 

eNjoy.

8 March: Sunday blorkpharnion.

Had to poo as soon as I woke. Actually, I got up because I knew I'd have to poo. And poo I did. Big, beefy load. Nice even, consistent orangish color. I crapped twice more on Sunday, the last one at 8:15 in the evening. This is a good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

7 March: Saturday churdlesproing.

Didn't have a chance to drink coffee before I had to unload this. I knew as soon as I got out of bed that I had to poo. And this was a load. I knew it as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Serious log. Beefy log. Bi-colored log--speckled dark at the top (the first part of the poo that I squeezed out). Always fun! Good poo. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 March: Friday glatchnermorg.

So, end of work week poo. This was a pretty substantial load--I guess I ate a lot yesterday. Including three delicious barbacoa breakfast tacos at First Watch. Breakfast taco poo. Uniform, brownish color. Still with the dark specks. Still have no idea what they are. Poo can be mysterious. 

eNjoy.

5 March: Thursday glomskyphurn.

Mid week poo, got as far as two sips into my first cup of coffee when I had to poo. I drank a big glass of kefir and was hoping for something a little more solid. But that wasn't to be. It's orangish, phlumpy and PUNGENT! Definitely a phlopple. And poo is poo. That's the way it is. 

eNjoy.

4 March: Wednesday spoolgfraxer.

Chunky mid-week poo. Another unexciting glorge. This one's a but chunkier than the last couple of poos. More embedded dark dibits. Where are the dibits coming from? And ideas? I crapped again after lunch and it was completely liquid so I didn't include. Gotta get back on that kefir and yogurt. And I need to add more fiber to my diet. I'll get to work on that. 

eNjoy.

3 February: Tuesday glunklechudny.

Tuesday poo, again, smallish, not exciting. I need to start with the daily kefir intake. This one was mostly soft. I crapped twice the day before so I wasn't expecting much. This poo was creamy, orangish brown with and dark dollops embedded. Meh. 

eNjoy.

2 February: Monday horchunkle.

Monday morning load. Ugh. Not spectacular. Kind of blurbly with a comma on top. Creamy and gooey? I don't know, I'll try better. Talk to my colon, not my fault. 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.