18 October: Sunday holchucksporkny.

I was kind of waking up, took a pee but wanted to get back in bed. Chilly Sunday morning. Turns out, my large intestine has another idea. I went running to the downstairs bathroom to poo. I really had to poo. And boy did I poo. Big, skinny dump load. Large volume of poo. Black speckles. A lot going on here. I'll get out of your way so you can appreciate the poo. 

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Saturday poo meme.

17 October: Saturday churmintrunion.

This was a glumpular poo. Just a big, orange blob of plort. If you look hard, you can see corn from the roasted corn I had for dinner a couple of days ago. Corn is the gift that keeps on giving! Good looking, interesting poo. I like it. This works. For a Saturday, this was a good effort. 

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16 October: Friday pounchjudling.

Just a ploop of plop. Just a splat, a sploote. Not impressive, not fun. "It's not funny, and it's not fun." I did have roasted corn with my turkey the night before and you can definitely see it. Just a corn poo sproggle. And corn poo is USUALLY fun. At this point, it's just the corn. I'll keep trying. And pooing. And blogging. 

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15 October: Thursday horpumglimny.

Just a plorb of poo. Really, but an impressive poo. But what am I going to do? Orange and blorby. And it's a small little poo. I think I see some corn, but but even curb can salvage this poo. I flushed it--quick. There you go. I got it done, and then I got it done. 

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14 October: Wednesday scumpchodler.

Mid week poo. Very orange poo. Straight from my bunghole. Yep, the old bung has been busy lately. Lots of pooing. It's actually quite irritating. Poo first thing in the morning. Then more poo squirts throughout the day. Ugh. Still mulling the Metamucil. Will advise. And I will keep pooing. 

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13 October: Tuesday falkanbreaming.

Big pile of dark reddish brown poo. Really, kind of unique. My poos don't often look like this. Solid and beefy. Looks like corn bottom left. Always fun. Fun, beefy poo. What's next? We'll find out tomorrow. 

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12 October: Monday mauldychiming.

Woke up this morning and ran to the bathroom. Again. This is getting to be a habit. Still haven't started the Metamucil. This felt pretty bug as I pushed it out. A little disappointing upon inspection. Interesting poo, though.  Kind of chuckly and bluby. Very cool multi-color that stretches from main body to satellite. And multi-color poo is always fun. Poo is poo. 

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11 October: Sunday yobbingloovner.

Another poo that got me out of bed. And I was in a hurry. This felt like a big load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. And it is a pretty big load. Uniform brown orange in color, very consistent texture. No specks, no blobules. Just poo. Pretty good poo. Sunday poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.

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Saturday poo meme.

10 October: Saturday chimenstruebling.

Another poo that got me out of bed. Feel the rumblings, get out of bed, go downstairs and then run to the bathroom. Still haven't started the Metamucil. Maybe today? Stool was loose and PUNGENT. Really, just a messy, yucky poo. That's enough. 

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9 October: Friday ploigerschmidden.

Had to get out of bed early to poo. Got dressed, put the coffee on and then I was running to the bathroom. It just happens. When you gotta go, you gotta go. The poo felt like a load coming out. But it was just an orange, gloppy mess. Had to squirt out a follow up about two hours later. Just. Always. Pooing.

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8 October: Thursday twlajunkion.

Kind of a mess of a poo. The bottom of the poo looks like meat chunks in gravy. Ooey and gooey. The top satellite looks like it has a bit of corn. Corn poo! Always fun. I've been eating corn lately but it hasn't been visible in my poo. Oh well. Still poo. Still pooing.

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7 October: Wednesday vornichblunion.

Dropped this poo directly after waking. It felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a dump load, but a respectable poo. You can tell it's becoming gloopy at the end. I don't see corn even though they're was corn in the rice bowl I ate the night before. No-corn poo? Not nearly as fun. 

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6 October: Tuesday plootherstrinyed.

Got up late this morning, and had to poo whilst brewing my coffee. Fairly substantial poo. Kind of a load. Definitely an orangish brown, starting off harder, which is normal. This poo is more loaves that shplats. A little more solid poo. Good poo pic. Still haven't started the Metamucil--will let you know when I do. 

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5 October: Monday slimpingforyor.

Starting off the work week with a poo load. I did crap twice the day before (and also pooed again an hour after from this phlork) so I was happy with the volume of poo. More volume is better. More poo is better poo. Don't ask me why--it just is. More satisfying.  This poo was, like most of my poo, was more solid at the beginning, and it ended in a phlat. Meh. Not a perfect poo, but not a bad effort. 

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4 October: Sunday scupstroodling.

Big Sunday dump load. This one got me out of bed. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I went downstairs and immediately had to duck walk to the bathroom. Yep, I was doing the tight-sphincter-shuffle. I made it and pushed this puppy out. Big, brown, and beefy. Not surprising as I only crapped once the day before. This works. 

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Saturday poo meme.

3 October: Friday choominpliming.

Just a big fat mess of a poo. Only crapped once the day before, so I was expecting a bigger load. Interesting poo, started out as loaves at the beginning and ended with a splort. Ending part was deep brown and glooky. Good poo pic of a middlin poo. 

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2 October: Friday splooterploop.

Just a ploop of plorp. Almost completely soft.. Yep, time to eat more fiber. This ploop is just a little--splorchy. Ooey and gooey and creamy and bloogey. Lots of little yellow speckles down below. Not my best effort, but hey, it's still poo. 

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1 October: Thursday phugobejuntner.

Bigger, beefier poo to start off October. Not a huge poo, but better the week's earlier poos. Sort of chunky and solid. Still crapping multiple times a day, so all poos, on average, are smaller. I like the brown in the poo, and it has the consistency of glork. So there you go. Poo. 

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30 September: Wednesday choikenbloofer.

Middle of the week, and pooing. Poos have been soft and flaky lately. I'm thinking about supplementing with fiber because I didn't think I'm getting enough. Maybe Metamucil? Metamucil poo? We'll see. If the additional fiber changes my poo you will be the first people to see it. Right? I don't let other people see my poo because, well, that would be weird.

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29 September: Tuesday lorganjinek.

Bigger poo than Monday's poo. Not saying much. Deep brown--a nugget and a squiggle. And you can just see the remainder corn from the corn casserole I had a few evenings back. And you know what I always say--corn poo is always fun. 

eNjoy.

28 September: Monday hobjobkins.

Kind of a gloggle of a poo. Not exciting. Not big. Not a loaf. But still poo. Always pooing. 

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27 September: Sunday bladgerstronic.

Big fat Sunday dump load. Bigger load. Better load. Browner load. Dropped it about 10 minutes after waking. Actually darker on bottom, more orange on the top. That's it. That's all I got. What say you?

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Saturday poo meme.

Truth. 

26 September: Saturday mordenzilkus.

Big fat Saturday dump load. Dropped it about 30 minutes after waking. I crapped again whilst watching college football. But this load was the star. Orange and beefy. Brown spots and speckles, but not quite bi-colored. So not quite as fun as it could have been. Good poo, good work. 

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25 September: Friday korchslumpting.

Kind of a slender poo. Morning loads just aren't as big when I'm crapping 3/4 times a day. So far, no accidents. This poo was softer and stringier. Very slight, and brown. Not my preference, but still poo. 

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24 September: Thursday nablegavortnet.

Kind of a plumpy poo. A little darker than normal... Maybe some yellow speckles? Not exciting, but you can see logs at the top, fully submerged in water, just full of potential. What happened? They all got flushed. That's what happens to poo. 

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23 September: Wednesday gavoolchicksky.

Bigger load than I normally drop. Still crapping multiple times a day. First load is the biggest load. This poo/pic was long and tall.  Orangish and blithery. I see some yellow speckles--have no idea what they are. Good poo. 

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22 September: Tuesday brootlespinion.

Very cool looking Tuesday poo. Sort of a dollup and a schlort. Yellow-orange in the phloom at the bottom, with as reddish gloggle peeking out of the top. Lots going on in this poo. I'll stop. Have fun.

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21 September: Monday jumblecrumbit.

Started off the work week with a poo! Imagine that. Not an exciting poo, but not a dud either.. Sort of an orange, triangular glumpit. Still poo. Still pooing. Always pooing. 

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20 September: Sunday schnabblebrunyen.

This poo got me out of bed. I woke up about 9 am and went to the bathroom and peed. I wanted to go back to sleep. But my colon thought otherwise. I felt the old familiar rumblings, so I got out of bed. The result wasn't too shabby. Largish, brown loaf-logs, with chunkles and satellites. Not a bad looking poo. We'll hope for even better. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

19 September: Saturday double chadidryflom.

First poo got me out of bed at 7:30. It was just okay. A little more volume than recent poos. Blotchy with some interesting colors? Maybe? Second poo came two and a half hours later. Not an impressive poo, but VERY pungent. Can't wait to see if other poos are coming. They probably are. Always pooing. Poo always. 

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18 September: Friday glumperchoon.

Another small little poo. Still crapping multiple times a day, which means all poos are smaller. Meh. That's the way it is now. Well, for the time being. This poo was light orangish, globular and not just a little gluey. Yep I said it. Gluey. Poo. Deal with it.

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17 September: Thursday choobalstrinchen.

Another instance of a middlin' poo. Woke up a little late, but I didn't want to get out of bed. And then I knew I'd have to poo soon. So I got up. And here we go. Another unexciting poo. This is my life now (bonus to whoever gets that reference--don't Google it--there's no prize involved). Orangish brown poo--almost looks like scrambled eggs. Meh. Still poo. 

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16 September: Wednesday ghanidchoirer.

Mid week poo. Another middlin' poo. Still crapping multiple times a day. A bigger poo Friday thing in the morning, and then several squirt sessions later il on the the day, sometimes after eating something and sometimes not. Meh. Darker splotch lower left, that's it. Not exciting. But still poo. 

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15 September: Tuesday haaljumsnorken.

Missed poos on Sunday and Monday. Hey, it happens. Various stories, various reasons, I won't explain them all. Use your imagination. This poo was just okay as I've been shitting multiple times a day for a couple of weeks. That's means the morning poos aren't as beefy. This is just a middling poo. But still poo. What you want. Be grateful.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

12 September: Saturday glomkdrimmner.

Small little poo to finish out the week. It looks bigger in the picture but it was a junior poo. Not surprising because I crapped three times the day before (again). Not a particularly impressive poo, but still not a bad effort. Brown and knobby, with a satellite poolet at the top. Still pooing. Still working. Still blogging. For my readers. Always. 

eNjoy.

11 September: Friday glunchnerspeeman.

Friday, end of the work week poo. I crapped three times the day before, so this one took a while. I actually got through a whole cup of coffee before I had to poo. And it was a pretty substantial poo. Grainy and speckley. And the sunken satellite at the top seems to be the same way. Grainy with dark splotches. Better than the day before. Not that they're competing. Because they all end up in the same place. A poo's existence is very brief. Here's to past poos. Word.

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10 September: Thursday drobjibling.

Kind of a mess of a poo. I crapped twice more after this poo. Messy poos. This one was kind of gurgly and chunky? Right? Not liquid but getting there. Always getting there. And always pooing. Never drop pooing. Ever. Out.

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9 September: Wednesday zimpkendroiner.

Got out of bed and I had to poo almost immediately. But it sort of snuck up on me. Drinking my coffee, and than I was running to the bathroom. Almost squirted my pants, and that's never good. Messy, semi-liquid poo. Yuck. Some splorches and splotches, but not a good looking poo. Oh well. Welcome home Billy. 

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8 September: Tuesday apopkajoonie.

This poo got me out of bed this morning--ended up  run/stumbling to the bathroom. But l made it. Just made it. Blorp came out in a splurge. But an exciting poo, but I do see some red peppers from last night's steamed veggies. Pretty cool. And I see a couple of dark botches--cool little pockets of blorf. So, messy poo, but a good affect. 

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7 September: Monday moinkenchumner.

First full day back from holiday, at the beach. Sleeping in my regular bed, crapping in my regular home toilet. Not a bad looking poo. Rich, beefy brown loaves. And I think I see some residual corn from Saturday's fish tacos. Nice looking poo, and a good poo pic.

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Sunday poo meme.

6 September: Sunday chorblezimsky.

Last day, partial day at the beach, on holiday. Had to depart the Airbnb by 10 am. I woke up a little earlier than I do, so as a result, I pooed a little earlier than I normally do. Not a very exciting poo, but I do see corn from the previous night's fish tacos. And corn poo is always fun. End of holiday. (Sniff).

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4 September: Friday flumequisner.

Friday at the beach poo. It was actually too hot at the beach and there were too many flies so we hung out by the pool. And ate, and drank. And then drank some more. This was a load, maybe because the previous day's poo was smallish. That's okay, it all comes out in the wash, an I right. Big beefy load. Some black splotches at the beginning, and a deep brown, ooey, gooey sploob at the end. Good poo. 

eNjoy.