16 August: Sunday quabplajonsky.

Yep, the crapping continues. Always crapping. Right? That's why you're here. This poo came as my coffee was brewing. Big, beefy load. Uniform orange color, smooth and silky. Good looking poo, and a really good poo pic. This is what I work for. Keep pooing!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

15 August: Saturday kroptboindal.

This time the poo waited three sips into my first coffee of the morning. The satellite poo at the top started off farther away from the main island but floated back into the picture. Not an exciting poo, but still poo. And poo is what you're hear for, right? Standard brown color, standard consistency. It works.

eNjoy.

14 August: Friday morglenrumpit.

Dropped a poo, first thing in the morning. That's what I do. I drop loads and then blog about it. That's my life. This poo was a little different. Bi-colored, lighter in the outside, darker and glurchier in the middle. Really a pretty cool poo. Anybody have any ideas about what the poo looks like? Let me know in the comments.

eNjoy.

13 August: Thursday zimphleetner.

Dropped this dumper ass son as I woke up. It was raring to go. His little brother can't about an hour later but was just a squirt. Big brother was a dump load. Hard log at the beginning with a softer, loaflike consistency toward the end. Normal for me and my poos. Still pooing. Still blogging. 

eNjoy.

12 August: Wednesday goimerploff.

Another poo dropped whilst my Keurig was brewing. The poos are coming fast and furious as soon as I wake. This is another lumpy poo. You can see flecks or red from the tomatoes I are fur dinner last night. There are some black flecks as well. And again, this is a poo that states off as a log and ends as a plop. That's my poo life right now. Poo living, poo dropping. Ha! 

eNjoy.

11 August: Tuesday dumplegrunion.

Another poo that wouldn't wait. Put the Keurig pod in to brew and BOOM--I have to poo. And poo I did. This poo is kind of lumpy. Glumpy? Not hard, not soft. Poo. Kind of a cool shape, a cool form. Light and dark, with a bollus at the bottom. Good poo. Well, okay poo. 

eNjoy.

10 August: Monday blookenvimpty.

Started the week off with a blob. A blorp, really. There are some bi-colored nodules on the loaf at the top. Actually, I guess it's all one big loaf. Kind of orangish and sort of soft at the bottom. Not really exciting, but still poo. Always pooing. 

eNjoy.

9 August: Sunday chalpuskadreen.

Starting off week week, you'll never guess, a poo! Right after I woke up, dropped this dollup. Kind of tall and narrow,  with a dark colored bloop at the end of the bottom brump. That's makes this a bi-colored poo, and that's always fun. Satellite of the top that's also bi-colored. Crapped again two later but it was just a squirt. Respectable poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

8 August: Saturday blorkchiming.

Woke up a little this morning and immediately had to poo. As normal. Pretty hefty load. Fairly consistent coloring, with and black speckles thrown in for good measure. Good looking poo, after a couple of days of duds. Funny thing, this poo looks like it's pointing up. Ha! Things are long up! 

eNjoy.

Another milestone.

Yesterday (7 August, 2026) this blog saw its 2,000,000th page view. It took just over 15 years to get here. I'm thinking it won't take that long to get to 3 million views as the blog has been averaging 5K+ page views a day. I guess the word is spreading that my blog provides excellent poo content. 

For now, I'll keep pooing and blogging.

7 August: Friday jimtyglickt.

Just a splat, a ploop, a plop. Again, this is a second poo as I woke up again at 3 am and had to poo. Again, I pooed in the dark because I wanted to go back to sleep. So no pic of the first poo. Second poo cage about 10:30. This poo is notable only because it's CORN POO. Yep, I had roasted corn with my salmon last night. Corn poo is always fun! Still pooing. Still plopping. 

eNjoy. 

6 August: Thursday cholodolp.

Interesting looking poo. Extraneous little left leaning poo, bi-colored loaflet that's just doing its own thing. Not a huge poo but it has a lot of character. This is a poo that does what it wants to do. It has plans. But then it got flushed and its plans were dashed. 

eNjoy.

5 August: Wednesday glumpitbrome.

Not an impressive poo. Kind of a ploop.. But then,c this is a second poo so I was surprised it was this big. I woke up at 3 am and had to shit. But I wanted to go back to sleep, so I pooed in the dark. No pic. So the second poo wasn't estimated to be significant. It's just significant enough. Hey, it's poo. Don't complain. 

eNjoy.

4 August: Tuesday tordrygummel.

Smallish poo. That's because the last couple of weeks I've been pooing in the morning, and then again after eating (usually) lunch. Second poos are usually just a squirt or two. But the second poos inevitably shrink the next day's poo. Ah well. When you gotta go you gotta go. I had corn on the cob last night, so this is corn poo! Always fun! Lots of corn here. It works--it's poo. 

eNjoy.

3 August: Monday zinstymorble.

Starting off the week with a blump. Haven't pooed like this on a while--it's a blast from the past. Not an exciting poo, but a rather granular poo. Not compact but sort of fluffy. Orangish brown with a uniform texture. No surprises here, just poo.

eNjoy.

2 August: Sunday chollenprimbus.

Second day in a row a had to drop a poo whilst my coffee was brewing. Dark poo, and very pungent. Chunky and blocky poo, I guess. Meh. Color of this poo was cool, otherwise, not exciting. Still pooing. Always. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

1 August: Saturday double chudnysquimer.

Back pooing at home where I'm comfortable. On my home toilet. First poo came as soon as I woke up. Really, after I set the coffee to brew I had to run to the bathroom because the poo was coming NOW. A little softer, as little more coily. Back to smooth, consistent orange. Standard. 

Second bloop came about four hours later. I though it would be a squirt but it was more substantial.  A little darker orange and definitely bloiber.  Hey, it's poo! 

eNjoy.

31 July: Friday zonkchooner.

Last day on holiday, last day pooing in the Airbnb toilet. This is a pretty cool poo. A little more solid, a little  chunky. Got some gloppy brown spots and some bulbous, chunky glorts. I wish I could poo like this every day because the pics are so cool! This works! Goodbye vacation toilet! There is number like taking big dumps in somebody else's toilet!

eNjoy.

30 July: Thursday flonkspooging.

Still on holiday, still in the Airbnb, still pooing! The pooing never stops. Another orange poo. Floppy and florpy, this poo has some interesting "folds," like a loaf bread that's rising. Poo loaf. 

eNjoy.

29 July: Wednesday chorblefunches.

First full day on mini holiday, do this is Airbnb poo. Another orange dollup of poo. Mealy and ooey and gooey. Very uniform in color and consistency. Kind of cool. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

28 July: Tuesday jobdollup.

Getting ready to go on a mini holiday and I dropped this blobber whilst packing. Interesting red splorch mid left poo. Otherwise, not an exciting poo. But still poo. There you go. 

eNjoy.

26 July: Sunday horchfungle.

Starting off the week (and the next 15 years) with a big pile of poo. And this is a pile. Uniformly orange in color and smooth in consistency. Just a good looking poo. And a pretty good poo pic. My work is done for the day. Good job.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

25 July: Saturday chromerstunchly.

So, yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the start of this blog. Today is the 15th anniversary of the first actual poo post. There you go. Another hurdle jumped. I dropped this load whilst brewing my first cup of coffee (is using the Keurig considered "brewing"?). One of those poos that would have looked a lot better had it stayed together. Submerged loaflet is bi-colored--always fun. The bottom pollup is orange and buttery and glorpy. Good looking poo. 

eNjoy.

This poo blog is 15 years old today.

You read that right--I started this blog 15 years ago today, in 2011. I can hardly believe it myself. The first three years were spotty--I'd blog for a month or two and stop. It was just a pain in the ass to take the picture with a digital camera (not always easy to explain coming out of the bathroom), and transfer the image to my desktop computer via memory sticks (remember those?), and then write the blog entries on the blogger website. Now I do it all in my phone. 

As of today, this blog has logged 1.9 million page views, based on just over 4,000 posts, the vast majority of which are poo posts. I actually have 35 followers. I never expected this blog to amount to much--i knew this was a niche subject at best. But I stuck with it. I kept pooing and blogging. And I will continue to poo and blog, until I physically can't do it. Why? Because the poo never stops. Ever. 

Regards,

Billy, your faithful poo blogger

24 July: Friday froolchgamunion.

Had to poo three sips into my first cup of coffee. I see bi-colored poo, which is....what? It's ALWAYS FUN! And I also see a bit if corn (not a lot) from the previous night's Shepherds pie. Corn poo is....what? ALWAYS FUN! A lot going on with this poo. It's busy. But still poo. It works. 

eNjoy.

23 July: Thursday brancewhorter.

Thursday poo! Definitely a bit gloinky. Loaflet bottom left has some interesting little brown blobbits incorporated. Pretty cool. Brown speckles throughout. Just ooey and gooey and filled with poo strangeness! 

eNjoy. 

22 July: Wednesday bundrimchool.

Just a blob of poo. Even distributed loaves. Dark brownish dollop at the top. Just a beefy portlet--a workmanlike poo. Not exciting, but solid. A solid plorp. There you go. Poo. 

eNjoy.

21 July: Tuesday phankporchins.

Crapped this out about 9:30 in the morning. Started off glunchy and finished blorgy and gooey. Interesting reddish glork in the middle--different colors are usually fun. This was a little weird. Oh well. It's poo! 

eNjoy.

20 July: Monday blormpkinsprood.

Starting off the work week with a blormp. Gooey and glormy. Specks and speckles and glomples. Of you look closely, you can see corn from Sunday's burrito bowl. Not a lot of corn, but it's there. Always fun. Still pooing. Coming up on an important anniversary. Stay tuned. 

eNjoy.

19 July: Sunday plobjobbling.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, before I started to drink coffee. Kind of a cool little poo--I only crapped once the day before so I was expecting a bigger load. This was orangish and bi-colored at the top. And PUNGENT.  Hey, it is what it is, right? Poo. Always poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

18 July: Saturday prooblebuntny.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. And this was a dump load. Bi-colored nuggets toward the top, a fading ghost satellite load at the top, and some intriguing red bits toward the bottom. Always something new and exciting with poo, if only you take the time to look. Well I do. And I will, always.

eNjoy.

17 July: Friday blomchstorion.

Just a little dollop of Friday poo. Kind of lumpy and glumpy and full of fun. Fun, you ask? I say, yes. Poo can be fun. But don't have too much fun with poo, because people might think you're weird. Just saying. 

eNjoy.

4,000th post.

My 16 July post was my 4,000th post. Hallelujah. It's been a long ride. 4,000 posts, almost all of which are poo posts. There are a handful of posts like this that are narrative in nature, discussing metrics of this blog. That's a lot of poo posts. Am I crazy? You tell me. All comments are okay, as long as they're not blatantly insulting or disrespectful. 

Also, I discovered that this blog no longer features ads. I included ads about 7-8 years ago as a goof, just to see what would happen. And, due to the nature of my blog, I never expected it to be a big revenue source. And I was right. It's literally pennies a day. But after my 11 July post was hidden, I guess they decided to axe the ads as well. Oh well. The blog will go on, ads or not. You're welcome.

16 July: Thursday flodgersmurph.

Dropped this mealy load right after waking. Which is my pattern now. Wake, poo, repeat. Not a bad looking poo. Softer, orangish and folded in on itself. And dark specklesv are always fun! One loaflet sank to the bottom but I kept it in the frame. Like a ghost. A ghost poo. Good poo pic.

eNjoy

My "hidden" Saturday, 11 July post.

Well, I checked Blogger's "Community guidelines," am I couldn't determine which of those guidelines my post violated. Hmmm. Any ideas? You can find Blogger's Community guidelines here. Check 'em out, see what you think. I'm not going to make a stink about it, I mean, it is what it is. I'm not going to appeal the decision (it's only one post), but I'm genuinely curious why the post was hidden. As I said before, it's Google's world and I'm just living in it. 

15 July: Wednesday voiplesmocking.

Big, fat middle of the week poo log. This poo came about 20 minutes after I woke up. I knew it was going to special as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. We have several different colors going on here--very cool. Hey man, this is the poo I work for--a big, fat poo loaf. I know my readers can appreciate this. This is poo--really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

14 July: Tuesday plobjobbling.

Pooed a couple of times the day before so this is as baby poo. Not exciting. Darker, orangish brown. Pungent. The little squiggle at the bottom looks like a little--well, you get point. I won't say more because I don't want this post hidden like the post Saturday. It's poo. That's all that counts. 

eNjoy.

13 July: Monday chibgrobber.

Monday poo. Small, dark poo. No poo pic yesterday because I woke up very early in the morning with intestinal distress--had to poo in the dark because I wanted to go back to sleep. No pic. I also pooed in the afternoon yesterday, so today's poo is smallish. Overall greenish, with some beef faint other colors visible. Middle left, darker (redder?) and groinky. Not s spectacular poo, but still poo. 

eNjoy 

My recent Saturday post (11 July) was "hidden."

I received notification that my 11 July post was "hidden," so you have to click through to see the post. I find that to be a little odd, considering what my blog is about: poo. I mean, each post with a poo pic is pretty graphic. But because I mention that one of the poos looks like a part of the male anatomy, I guess that tripped some rule that the post couldn't be seen in the summary page. I think it's a little silly (I used the "P" word--not profanity or slang), but this is Google's world and I'm just living in it.

Saturday poo meme.

11 July: Saturday chabangling.

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10 July: Friday splumbfoibly.

End of the work week blorp. Interesting looking poo. Looks a bit reddish in the middle, greasy green above and below. Looks like leftover corn. Corn poo is always fun. Smaller poo because I crapped three times the day before. Small or not, still poo. 

eNjoy.

9 July: Thursday wobblebliner.

Thursday poo. Big, beefy loaves. Consistent orangish color and maybe a leftover corn nugget--at the top--from before? Good looking, normal looking poo--if any poo is normal looking. Still pooing. Always pooing. Poo always. 

eNjoy.

8 July: Wednesday zorpengunchly.

Middle of the week, and two sips into my first cup of coffee and I had to poo. Kind of an interesting poo, started off as loglets and ended as plorp. The poo was orangish and PUNGENT. Orange, pungent poo. And then, flush. Wipe and repeat. That's the cycle. 

eNjoy.

7 July: Tuesday halderbleeth.

Very cool poo. It was a dump load! Beefy, juicy and glumpty with a little poo foam at the bottom. There's are several colors and consistencies going here. Just a lot to take in. A lot going on. Good looking poo. 

eNjoy.