24 May: Sunday smorchvimpy.

Had to poo three sips in my first cup of coffee. Poo just couldn't wait. Felt substantial coming out. Turns out it was a whole mess of mini-loaves! Orangish brown, typical funk (pungent). Nice looking poo and a good poo pic. Good way to start out the week. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

23 May: Saturday glumptionduze.

Had to poo half way through my first cup of coffee. Interesting glump. Mostly soft and creamy. Middling orangish brown color. Felt like it would be more substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Hmmm...pretty standard poo for me. Still poo. Poo works.

eNjoy.

22 May: Friday chafradiddling.

Another poo that interrupted a meal. I woke up late and was preparing my microwave bean and cheese burrito (hey, what can I say, I like them) when I had to poo. So I pooed. Interesting dark brown color. And PUNGENT! Pungent poo. We'll see what my buddy turns the burrito into tomorrow. Stay tuned!

eNjoy.

21 May: Thursday chorganfloober.

This poo waited until just before lunch to make its presence known. I was at the stove ready to fry and eggs and, boom, I had to poo. And when you gotta go, you gotta go. Not an exciting poo. Workmanlike. This was a gollop of poo. Normal color, soft, creamy consistency. Is that a nugget of corn middle right? I don't know. Still poo. Still pooing. 

eNjoy.

20 May: Wednesday vumplequeesing.

Mid week poo. Not a huge poo, but, still poo. Meh. A satellite on top, and pollop on the bottom with a pointed tail. It's gotta be pointed so your ass doesn't slap shut! Right? Ha! Old joke. It's still poo. 

eNjoy.

19 May: Tuesday twobblegorfun.

Interesting poo fur the colors. Several different colors going on with this poo. Greenish, reddish, orangish and brownish. Very cool combination. Always amazed at what comes out of my ass. Cool poo pic. 

eNjoy.

18 May: Monday double chastroinkleby

Dropped the first load right after waking. Pretty hefty load. Loaflike, like bread dough that has risen. Maybe? Second load came two and a half hours later. Not as hefty, but notable. For what, you ask? It's a big, beefy second load! Always fun! 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

17 May: Sunday hollumchinder.

Big fat Sunday loafload. A load of loaf. Seriously hefty poo. Not a lot else to say....this poo speaks for itself. It didn't say anything in its brief stay in the toilet, but it could have. Really good poo pic. There you go. 

eNjoy.

16 May: Saturday ooblecranchly.

Saturday poo! Always fun! Always a little different, although this one, not so much. A pile of little loaflets at the bottom with a couple of wispy satellites at the top. I had to poo again a couple of hours later. I guess the loaflets alone would have been better. A well. Still poo. 

eNjoy.

15 May: Friday zongblurkee.

Kind of a messy, runny poo. The bottom part looks like it's covered in poo gravy. That's a first. A first time mentioning it, anyway. Not really exciting, but poo. Always poo. Poo always. It works.

eNjoy.

14 May: Thursday klimptmorner.

Had to poo two sips into my first cup of coffee. This felt like a load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo with lots of dark splotches. The poo appears much lighter in the pic than it did in person. Really good poo pic--this works.

eNjoy.

13 May: Wednesday blookprimny.

Big, fat mid-week poo. This was a load. Lighter and darker orange, so an interesting color palette. And orange poo means PUNGENT. This was stinky poo. But worth it. Good looking poo and an excellent poo pic. 

eNjoy.

12 May: Tuesday chimblefrinker.

Sort of a blah kind of poo. Not exciting. Kind of brown and blurby at the bottom. Bah--still poo but not a good effort. Feeling curmudgeony today. No more words, just poo. 

eNjoy.

11 May: Monday quisyaldren.

Monday poo. It is....glorpulent. Enough said, right? Not exciting, and I debated including the little satellite at the top. But I figured more poo is better poo. Kind of messy and but sometimes poo is messy. It's still poo. 

eNjoy.

Calling all poo memes.

As you know, I like to publish poo memes on the weekend. But I'm running out of memes. Google and Instagram searches are proving less and less fruitful. So I'm calling on my readers to provide poo memes. Show me what you got. I'm looking for to to plumb alternate sources as I've already seen the memes on Google and IG. I need new sources of memes. I need new blood. 

Please email me your best memes--don't post them as comments. My email address is:  billydanner@gmail.com. Again, I DO NOT want your poo pics. Ever. I want your memes. I can give you credit if I publish your meme or you can remain anonymous.

10 May: Sunday minkchorming.

Woke up late this Mother's Day and almost got through my cup of coffee without popping. And then I had to poo.  Poo in basic brown, solid at the beginning, ending with a classic plorp. But terribly exciting, but still poo. Always poo. Poo always. Poo is eternal. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

9 May: Saturday chumloaking.

Had to pee immediately upon waking. I pooed while my coffee was brewing. And this was a substantial load. More compact than I thought it would be as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Darker than of reflected in the pic. And this was a PUNGENT load. Dark brown, lumpy and mealy. Good poo. Great poo pic. 

eNjoy.

8 May: Friday pluncherchorn.

Big pile of Friday poo. Standard orangish plorp. Even consistency in the bottom dollop. The top satellite plorbus has some different colors. So that makes this multi colored poo. And that's always fun. Pretty hefty load. Serious poo and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

7 May: Thursday phlooginthunion.

This felt pretty substantial as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a bad looking poo. Kind of stuffy and glumpy and uniform brown. Got some nuggets at the top and a blornion at the bottom. Still poo. And still pooing. And blogging. You're welcome.

eNjoy.

6 May: Wednesday kroipenfoogler.

Another really interesting poo. Several different colors and consistencies. Fluffy and at the and time gunchly. Black specks and wispy bits. There's a lot going with this poo. I'm going to leave off and just let you soak it all in. 

eNjoy.

5 May: Tuesday plompchurner.

Another bulbous, burbly poo. Lots of interesting little blorps. The nugget on the left is darker, so, it's multi-colored poo. Always fun! Definitely a different sort of poo. But poo is poo. And poo is what I do. 

eNjoy. 

4 May: Monday plookstumpion.

Starting off the work week with a blorpit. Sort of an orangish, brownish green. Sort of bulbous and glumpy. This poo was a little unusual, but, still poo. 

eNjoy.

3 May: Sunday choolmeggandron.

Woke up a little later today, this lazy Sunday. Started my cup of coffee going and immediately had to poo. Before starting my coffee. I could tell this was a load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. But most of the poo sank, which made for a more evenly focused picture. Some dark splotches in the main log. Good poo. Really good poo pic. This works.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

2 May: Saturday blookdurnier.

This poo got me out of bed. I didn't want to get out of bed, and I delayed it for as long as I could, but then the old familiar urging made it inevitable. So I went downstairs, doing the sphincter shuffle, and dropped this nordle. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo, really interesting color and consistency. This is it. This works. Very good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

1 May: Friday flokenbrimble.

Had to poo first thing in in morning. Whilst the coffee was brewing, the poo was dropping. 😆😆 Interesting juxtaposition of above water and below water, before and after poo, focused and less focused. These are some serious logs, but better, a really good poo pic. This one works. I can take a break after this. (Yep, keeping up with a daily poo blog is exhausting! 😆😆)

eNjoy.

30 April: Thursday sloobygumner.

Pretty cool poo. Glunchy and jumny. Ended up with a little pudding poo. Maybe my first pudding poo! Orange chunk in the middle left blorb that I can't identify. Cool colors and textures. Good poo. 

eNjoy.

29 April: Wednesday blungevorder.

Made it to the middle of the week. And still pooing. This is an interesting poo pic. Light orangish color, floater, and kind of glurmy? I don't know. Chunky and spiky? Hats to describe. Still an excellent example of the wide range of poo shapes and sizes. It's poo. 

eNjoy.

28. April: Tuesday chomblegumthing.

Big load this morning. Didn't poo the day before, so I was expecting a bigger load. Big, beefy and dark green. Really interesting poo. Not a spectacular poo  pic, but a good effort.  Hey, it's poo. It's always about the poo. I just Keep. On. Working. For you. 

eNjoy.

26 April: Sunday joopqwendry.

Was making breakfast when I had to poo. When you gotta go you gotta go. I did wash my hands before going back to breakfast. This was an okay poo. I prefer even poos stay on the ledge because it makes for better pictures. But, this was a good effort. This is multi-colored poo! At least three colors. Always fun. Two satellite blorbles at the top fill out this picture. Good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

25 April: Saturday plorderchinkus.

So Saturday morning, I'm getting ready to watch my regular Saturday morning programming, and I suddenly, immediately had to poo. This poo really snuck up on me. Phew. But no brief bullets. No squirts. Just made it. A little darker than the previous day's poo. Not quite and pungent, but still poo. And poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

24 April: Friday froodlejinkus.

Regular morning poo. Meh. Unexciting but PUNGENT. And pungent is always fun. Although fun isn't always pungent. Crapped again in the afternoon (in a Lowe's bathroom) after a big lunch. That kinda sucked because I really, REALLY prefer to poo at home. Which I've discussed many times. Still poo. Still pooing.

eNjoy.

23 April: Thursday younchfreming.

First poo on the day. Another poo came later. This poo was smaller, and stinkier. Pungent is the word. Medium brown with three satellites. Ha. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

22 April: Wednesday zeemjamper.

Another smaller load (I'm still crapping at least twice a day). So, it's still hot a lot going for it. Definitely orangish with dark specks. The specks are back. And this poo was PUNGENT. Pungent poo means healthy poo....? I don't know about that, but it sounds good. I guess all poo is at least a little pungent. Poo. 

eNjoy.

21 April: Tuesday crompminglesh.

Dark little turd pile. Dark green little pile, although I'm the picture they appear lighter in color. I use the "enhance" filter on my phone... Maybe that's it. That's the ticket! Cute little poo. Right? What say you? Leave a comment.

eNjoy.

20 April: Monday blorbinchomkiss.

So it's 420. For all of you that celebrate, happy day to you! Woke up this morning and immediately had to poo. I was still wiping the sleep out of my eyes.. Not a bad looking effort. Bi-colored poo is always fun! I like the globbiness of it.. It works! Not a big log, but poo none-the-less! 

eNjoy.

Sunday poo meme.

19 April: Sunday mirkenspointer.

This poo didn't exactly get me out of bed but it was close. I had to poo as soon as I got up. Before coffee. Yet another unexciting poo. {Sigh} Consistently brown. That's it. Mealy and jiggly maybe? What say you? Still poo. Still pooing. 

eNjoy.

18 April: Saturday chordentmong.

Saturday load...dropped it just after waking. Nothing spectacular, but there are some speckles in the nugget at the top which is pretty cool. Blobby poo. Blooby poo. Poo is poo. That's what I'm sticking with. 

eNjoy.

17 April: Friday glumlychorden.

Another pretty substantial load. Still with the dark green. Mostly above the water, so a better representation. Definitely glinchy and mealy. This is a messy poo, but still poo. Poo is poo. Always. Poo is forever. Into you flush it, of course. 

eNjoy.

16 April: Thursday hoobstranker.

Big load Thursday as I didn't crap the day before, which is rare. This was a solid load but doesn't look it because it's mostly submerged. Big loaves. Dark green with speckles. Really good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

14 April: Tuesday chugglerspintgen.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, but held it for 30 minutes because it wasn't urgent. Street and coffee, I dropped this blurgle. Not a bad looking poo. Had harder and softer parts. Multi-colored on the left, and that's always fun! Not a bad effort, and a pretty good poo pic. 

eNjoy.

13 April: Monday croipglantern.

Monday poo blorg. Small pile, and my only crap of the day. But particularly impressive, but, as I am fond of saying, it's still poo. Still a good poo pic, so, win/*. As the ancient Greek philosopher said: Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

12 April: Sunday muntzginchler.

Dropped this bloob about an hour after waking. Came on all-of-a-sudden like. Definitely a gloopy poo. Substantial, considering I crapped three times the day before. Yep, I've been crapping multiple times a day for the last week. It sucks. I need to get back on the metamucil. But hey, still pooing! Rock on!

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

11 April: Saturday slogglebortney.

Big, fat, Saturday dump load. I guess I've been saving this for a while? Does that sound right? Can you save poo? I don't think so but it sounds cool. Like, "I've been saving up for a really huge load..." Ha! These were some serious logs. Even, brown color, no specks. This poo is a winner! 

eNjoy.