3 May: Sunday choolmeggandron.

Woke up a little later today, this lazy Sunday. Started my cup of coffee going and immediately had to poo. Before starting my coffee. I could tell this was a load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. But most of the poo sank, which made for a more evenly focused picture. Some dark splotches in the main log. Good poo. Really good poo pic. This works.

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Saturday poo meme.

2 May: Saturday blookdurnier.

This poo got me out of bed. I didn't want to get out of bed, and I delayed it for as long as I could, but then the old familiar urging made it inevitable. So I went downstairs, doing the sphincter shuffle, and dropped this nordle. Very cool looking poo. Multi-colored poo, really interesting color and consistency. This is it. This works. Very good poo pic. 

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1 May: Friday flokenbrimble.

Had to poo first thing in in morning. Whilst the coffee was brewing, the poo was dropping. 😆😆 Interesting juxtaposition of above water and below water, before and after poo, focused and less focused. These are some serious logs, but better, a really good poo pic. This one works. I can take a break after this. (Yep, keeping up with a daily poo blog is exhausting! 😆😆)

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30 April: Thursday sloobygumner.

Pretty cool poo. Glunchy and jumny. Ended up with a little pudding poo. Maybe my first pudding poo! Orange chunk in the middle left blorb that I can't identify. Cool colors and textures. Good poo. 

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29 April: Wednesday blungevorder.

Made it to the middle of the week. And still pooing. This is an interesting poo pic. Light orangish color, floater, and kind of glurmy? I don't know. Chunky and spiky? Hats to describe. Still an excellent example of the wide range of poo shapes and sizes. It's poo. 

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28. April: Tuesday chomblegumthing.

Big load this morning. Didn't poo the day before, so I was expecting a bigger load. Big, beefy and dark green. Really interesting poo. Not a spectacular poo  pic, but a good effort.  Hey, it's poo. It's always about the poo. I just Keep. On. Working. For you. 

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26 April: Sunday joopqwendry.

Was making breakfast when I had to poo. When you gotta go you gotta go. I did wash my hands before going back to breakfast. This was an okay poo. I prefer even poos stay on the ledge because it makes for better pictures. But, this was a good effort. This is multi-colored poo! At least three colors. Always fun. Two satellite blorbles at the top fill out this picture. Good poo pic. 

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Saturday poo meme.

25 April: Saturday plorderchinkus.

So Saturday morning, I'm getting ready to watch my regular Saturday morning programming, and I suddenly, immediately had to poo. This poo really snuck up on me. Phew. But no brief bullets. No squirts. Just made it. A little darker than the previous day's poo. Not quite and pungent, but still poo. And poo is poo. 

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24 April: Friday froodlejinkus.

Regular morning poo. Meh. Unexciting but PUNGENT. And pungent is always fun. Although fun isn't always pungent. Crapped again in the afternoon (in a Lowe's bathroom) after a big lunch. That kinda sucked because I really, REALLY prefer to poo at home. Which I've discussed many times. Still poo. Still pooing.

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23 April: Thursday younchfreming.

First poo on the day. Another poo came later. This poo was smaller, and stinkier. Pungent is the word. Medium brown with three satellites. Ha. Poo is poo. 

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22 April: Wednesday zeemjamper.

Another smaller load (I'm still crapping at least twice a day). So, it's still hot a lot going for it. Definitely orangish with dark specks. The specks are back. And this poo was PUNGENT. Pungent poo means healthy poo....? I don't know about that, but it sounds good. I guess all poo is at least a little pungent. Poo. 

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21 April: Tuesday crompminglesh.

Dark little turd pile. Dark green little pile, although I'm the picture they appear lighter in color. I use the "enhance" filter on my phone... Maybe that's it. That's the ticket! Cute little poo. Right? What say you? Leave a comment.

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20 April: Monday blorbinchomkiss.

So it's 420. For all of you that celebrate, happy day to you! Woke up this morning and immediately had to poo. I was still wiping the sleep out of my eyes.. Not a bad looking effort. Bi-colored poo is always fun! I like the globbiness of it.. It works! Not a big log, but poo none-the-less! 

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Sunday poo meme.

19 April: Sunday mirkenspointer.

This poo didn't exactly get me out of bed but it was close. I had to poo as soon as I got up. Before coffee. Yet another unexciting poo. {Sigh} Consistently brown. That's it. Mealy and jiggly maybe? What say you? Still poo. Still pooing. 

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18 April: Saturday chordentmong.

Saturday load...dropped it just after waking. Nothing spectacular, but there are some speckles in the nugget at the top which is pretty cool. Blobby poo. Blooby poo. Poo is poo. That's what I'm sticking with. 

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17 April: Friday glumlychorden.

Another pretty substantial load. Still with the dark green. Mostly above the water, so a better representation. Definitely glinchy and mealy. This is a messy poo, but still poo. Poo is poo. Always. Poo is forever. Into you flush it, of course. 

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16 April: Thursday hoobstranker.

Big load Thursday as I didn't crap the day before, which is rare. This was a solid load but doesn't look it because it's mostly submerged. Big loaves. Dark green with speckles. Really good poo pic. 

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14 April: Tuesday chugglerspintgen.

Had to poo as soon as I woke up, but held it for 30 minutes because it wasn't urgent. Street and coffee, I dropped this blurgle. Not a bad looking poo. Had harder and softer parts. Multi-colored on the left, and that's always fun! Not a bad effort, and a pretty good poo pic. 

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13 April: Monday croipglantern.

Monday poo blorg. Small pile, and my only crap of the day. But particularly impressive, but, as I am fond of saying, it's still poo. Still a good poo pic, so, win/*. As the ancient Greek philosopher said: Poo is poo. 

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12 April: Sunday muntzginchler.

Dropped this bloob about an hour after waking. Came on all-of-a-sudden like. Definitely a gloopy poo. Substantial, considering I crapped three times the day before. Yep, I've been crapping multiple times a day for the last week. It sucks. I need to get back on the metamucil. But hey, still pooing! Rock on!

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Saturday poo meme.

11 April: Saturday slogglebortney.

Big, fat, Saturday dump load. I guess I've been saving this for a while? Does that sound right? Can you save poo? I don't think so but it sounds cool. Like, "I've been saving up for a really huge load..." Ha! These were some serious logs. Even, brown color, no specks. This poo is a winner! 

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10 April: Friday choppspewdle.

Dropped this about an hour after waking. It's a curious poo. But curious is good! Multi-colored and glumpy. Different colors are always cool! This poo wasn't huge but it had a lot of character. Character is good! This is the little poo that could! 

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9 April: Thursday choedlegrumly.

Interesting configuration of poo. Interesting shape. Part squadle and part chordle. Brown and mealy. And you can see the corn from the previous night's dinner. Corn poo! Always fun! 

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8 April: Wednesday moobdruncher.

Much beefier poo than the previous day's effort. Solid and beefy. Would have been even better looking if more of if it was above the water. Solid effort. And a good poo pic. 

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7 April: Tuesday blinnerschmind.

Small poo. And I had to force it as it wasn't coming naturally and I wanted to poo before I left the house to run errands. And it ended up being a little blorb. Kind of soft and mealy. Meh. Still poo 

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6 April: Monday wobegoginner.

Messy poo to start the work week. But sometimes poo is messy. And fluffy. Kind of an interesting poo, but not really exceptional. Not a lot of exceptional poos lately. But, still poo. Always poo. 

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5 April: Sunday chorbletweeb.

I dropped this mini-load whilst the coffee was brewing. It felt bigger than it actually was whilst I squeezed it out of my bunghole. I did end up crapping twice yesterday so that likely affected the size of the load. While but large, this load is beefy and workmanlike. Dark specks in the in top nugget. A solid effort.

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Saturday poo meme.

From one of my favorite movies...

4 April: Saturday chinesploggle.

So, Saturday poo. A little nugget load than previous days, but still not what I'd call "substantial." A little better. More brownish in color. More bulbous? And the dark specks are back. Can't have enough dark specks. At least it STARTED as a couple of loglets. Maybe I won't crap again today and tomorrow's poo will be a LOAD. Fingers crossed. 

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3 April: Friday blurnersmidgen.

Another unexciting poo. Orangish and blobular. The loads I've been dropping lately have been-- insubstantial. But my eating hasn't changed, so the small poos are puzzling. Still poo, but I'm looking forward to the next big dump load. 

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2 April: Thursday cloobpunion.

Meh. Small, disorganized poo. Kind of a splatter of poo. Not exciting, unexceptional. Multi-colored, which is always fun. Maybe I'm not meeting fair? I should give this poo a second chance? What say you? Leave a comment and let me know.

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1 April: Tuesday phobblecheem.

Happy April Fools Day! But still pooing. Dropped this three sips into my first cup of coffee. Respectable. Not a true dump load, but getting there. Darker and globular at the top, and greener and gooier at the bottom. Which happens with a lot of my poos. My poos often have several different personalities. Very proud of my colon. There you go. 

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31 March: Monday skuackphorner.

So, starting off the work week, and I dropped a phlort. Kind of messy looking but with a lot of character. Messy and glunchy. Multi-colored, always fun. Not a spectacular poo but a good effort. Hey, it's poo! 

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30 March: Monday morkingflingle.

Not an impressive poo. Mostly soft. But much else to say. Pooed twice the day before. Just didn't have enough in the chamber, but the poo came anyway. I see a red spot and a dark speck. And a squoggle at the top right. So this poo has it's own little personality. So there you go.

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Sunday poo meme.

Even emporers have to poo...

29 March: Sunday hyblagorcher.

Another mini-load. Meh. Nice form and texture, right? Kind of globular at the beginning and ended as a splorb. Nice, even color. Coulda been better, but, it's still poo. And poo is poo. 

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28 March: Saturday zimpdungle.

Middling Saturday po load. Just a miniature version of as regular think load. The last couple of weeks I've been taking a big dump in the morning and then several squirt dumps later on in the day. Which makes for smaller loads in the morning. That's okay, mini is still poo. 

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27 March: Friday plobblespornge.

Big, fat Friday dump load. Interesting little dark nodules we the top. Nodules are always cool. Otherwise a nice even, orangish brown color.  Very cool poo and an excellent poo pic. This is a good another good one.

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26 March: Thursday humphlechubner.

Very cool poo. Sort of soft and formed at the same time. A light orangish brown in color completesb the effect. Loglets in a porridge sauce. Really good poo pic. This is a good one. 

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25 March: Wednesday hobblorgench.

Kind of a "meh" poo. Kind of globular and glorgy? I don't know, kind of an interesting consistency. Soft with dark specks. The specks are back. And a satellite at the top. Love those satellites! 

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24 March: Tuesday glorcheeschmud.

This poo guy me out of bed at 4 am. Ugh. When you gotta go you gotta go. I kept the lights off because I wanted to go back to bed. So, this was taken with the flash, so, not a good pic. Which is why I try not to use the flash, if possible. Bad poo pics. This looks like the pix I was taking 10 years ago. And the poo wasn't impressive. Ah well. 

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23 March: Monday morblunkening.

Smaller load than yesterday's load, as loads go. A mini-dump load. Kind of glommy and florb. Meh. Not exciting, but better than liquid, right? Any preferences, list them in the comments. I don't get enough comments. So, take care of that!

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22 March: Sunday tooblecranch.

Dropped a BIG LOAD.. This is a big, orangish, beefy pile of poo. Nice looking poo and a really good poo pic. I'd say it was a mic drop moment, but of course I'm not done. The poo never stops so I will never stop. I will continue to blog about my poo until I can no longer operate a smart phone. You're welcome for this poo. 

eNjoy. 

Saturday poo meme.

21 March: Saturday florklespudney.

This felt like it was going to be a serious log. It would have been had it not broken up. Not a bad looking poo. Thick and beefy. Kind of chunky and gnarly. Good poo pic. It works. Always. Always poo. Poo is eternal. 

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20 March: Friday glovegunion.

Just a little plooch of poo. A soft small little load. Orangish and gooey. Really smaller than it felt as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not TOO too bad. Just okay. Still poo. Still me. Still pooing. Poo. 

eNjoy.