Saturday poo meme.

Not a good poo day.

24 October: Saturday blorkasmorch.

Another smaller poo load. Still crapping multiple loads a day. And believe me, that makes for a sore ass. And reddish toilet paper. Not fun. This poo was a little bigger than I expected, and more solid. Little chunksters. So, kind of a cool poo. Hey, it's poo, right? Cool little chunks work. For poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.

eNjoy.

23 October: Friday wolberchoinkus.

Another scam poo load. That's the way it's been lately--crapping multiple times a day makes for smaller overall loads. This was a small little bloikus: it was orange and PUNGENT. So, of I can't get a bug dunno load, I'll take the little orange, stinky bolus. Hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

22 October: Thursday frumptongoizer.

Not much of a poo. I woke up early in the AM and had to poo. Really, like 2am. So crapped the major load in the dark, upstairs bathroom, no pic, because I wanted to go back to sleep. I crapped several additional times that day, including the pictured poo. Small. Unsubstantial. But, worthy enough for a pic. It's all poo, right? 

eNjoy.

21 October: Wednesday squirglebogent.

So, another splobble of poo. Firmer at the start, glorbus at the end. Really orangish brown, black speckles, not really very exciting.  But it's poo. It's always poo. Poo is life, right? If you're still pooing, your still living. Words to live by. 

eNjoy.

20 October: Tuesday boogerblockney.

This poo got me out of bed this morning. As poos usually do at this point. Got up, went downstairs and immediately had to poo. And poo I did. Mostly brown and speckled with a gloob at the end. And PUNGENT. As poo goes, it's respectable. And think the gloob is kind of cool. Cool gloob. There's the title of my book! 

eNjoy.

19 October: Monday chucklejeonies.

Big fat Monday morning dump load. This felt significant as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. And it is a load. I guess I had as busy weekend. Dark globules at the beginning means this is bi-colored poo! And that's always fun! All in all, a good effort. Once again, still pooing. Always pooing. Pooing always.

eNjoy.

18 October: Sunday holchucksporkny.

I was kind of waking up, took a pee but wanted to get back in bed. Chilly Sunday morning. Turns out, my large intestine has another idea. I went running to the downstairs bathroom to poo. I really had to poo. And boy did I poo. Big, skinny dump load. Large volume of poo. Black speckles. A lot going on here. I'll get out of your way so you can appreciate the poo. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

17 October: Saturday churmintrunion.

This was a glumpular poo. Just a big, orange blob of plort. If you look hard, you can see corn from the roasted corn I had for dinner a couple of days ago. Corn is the gift that keeps on giving! Good looking, interesting poo. I like it. This works. For a Saturday, this was a good effort. 

eNjoy.

16 October: Friday pounchjudling.

Just a ploop of plop. Just a splat, a sploote. Not impressive, not fun. "It's not funny, and it's not fun." I did have roasted corn with my turkey the night before and you can definitely see it. Just a corn poo sproggle. And corn poo is USUALLY fun. At this point, it's just the corn. I'll keep trying. And pooing. And blogging. 

eNjoy.

15 October: Thursday horpumglimny.

Just a plorb of poo. Really, but an impressive poo. But what am I going to do? Orange and blorby. And it's a small little poo. I think I see some corn, but but even curb can salvage this poo. I flushed it--quick. There you go. I got it done, and then I got it done. 

eNjoy.

14 October: Wednesday scumpchodler.

Mid week poo. Very orange poo. Straight from my bunghole. Yep, the old bung has been busy lately. Lots of pooing. It's actually quite irritating. Poo first thing in the morning. Then more poo squirts throughout the day. Ugh. Still mulling the Metamucil. Will advise. And I will keep pooing. 

eNjoy.

13 October: Tuesday falkanbreaming.

Big pile of dark reddish brown poo. Really, kind of unique. My poos don't often look like this. Solid and beefy. Looks like corn bottom left. Always fun. Fun, beefy poo. What's next? We'll find out tomorrow. 

eNjoy.

12 October: Monday mauldychiming.

Woke up this morning and ran to the bathroom. Again. This is getting to be a habit. Still haven't started the Metamucil. This felt pretty bug as I pushed it out. A little disappointing upon inspection. Interesting poo, though.  Kind of chuckly and bluby. Very cool multi-color that stretches from main body to satellite. And multi-color poo is always fun. Poo is poo. 

eNjoy.

11 October: Sunday yobbingloovner.

Another poo that got me out of bed. And I was in a hurry. This felt like a big load as I was squeezing it out of my bunghole. And it is a pretty big load. Uniform brown orange in color, very consistent texture. No specks, no blobules. Just poo. Pretty good poo. Sunday poo. Still pooing. Always pooing.

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

10 October: Saturday chimenstruebling.

Another poo that got me out of bed. Feel the rumblings, get out of bed, go downstairs and then run to the bathroom. Still haven't started the Metamucil. Maybe today? Stool was loose and PUNGENT. Really, just a messy, yucky poo. That's enough. 

eNjoy.

9 October: Friday ploigerschmidden.

Had to get out of bed early to poo. Got dressed, put the coffee on and then I was running to the bathroom. It just happens. When you gotta go, you gotta go. The poo felt like a load coming out. But it was just an orange, gloppy mess. Had to squirt out a follow up about two hours later. Just. Always. Pooing.

eNjoy. 

8 October: Thursday twlajunkion.

Kind of a mess of a poo. The bottom of the poo looks like meat chunks in gravy. Ooey and gooey. The top satellite looks like it has a bit of corn. Corn poo! Always fun. I've been eating corn lately but it hasn't been visible in my poo. Oh well. Still poo. Still pooing.

eNjoy.

7 October: Wednesday vornichblunion.

Dropped this poo directly after waking. It felt like a big load as I squeezed it out of my bunghole. Not a dump load, but a respectable poo. You can tell it's becoming gloopy at the end. I don't see corn even though they're was corn in the rice bowl I ate the night before. No-corn poo? Not nearly as fun. 

eNjoy.

6 October: Tuesday plootherstrinyed.

Got up late this morning, and had to poo whilst brewing my coffee. Fairly substantial poo. Kind of a load. Definitely an orangish brown, starting off harder, which is normal. This poo is more loaves that shplats. A little more solid poo. Good poo pic. Still haven't started the Metamucil--will let you know when I do. 

eNjoy.

5 October: Monday slimpingforyor.

Starting off the work week with a poo load. I did crap twice the day before (and also pooed again an hour after from this phlork) so I was happy with the volume of poo. More volume is better. More poo is better poo. Don't ask me why--it just is. More satisfying.  This poo was, like most of my poo, was more solid at the beginning, and it ended in a phlat. Meh. Not a perfect poo, but not a bad effort. 

eNjoy. 

4 October: Sunday scupstroodling.

Big Sunday dump load. This one got me out of bed. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I went downstairs and immediately had to duck walk to the bathroom. Yep, I was doing the tight-sphincter-shuffle. I made it and pushed this puppy out. Big, brown, and beefy. Not surprising as I only crapped once the day before. This works. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

3 October: Friday choominpliming.

Just a big fat mess of a poo. Only crapped once the day before, so I was expecting a bigger load. Interesting poo, started out as loaves at the beginning and ended with a splort. Ending part was deep brown and glooky. Good poo pic of a middlin poo. 

eNjoy.

2 October: Friday splooterploop.

Just a ploop of plorp. Almost completely soft.. Yep, time to eat more fiber. This ploop is just a little--splorchy. Ooey and gooey and creamy and bloogey. Lots of little yellow speckles down below. Not my best effort, but hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

1 October: Thursday phugobejuntner.

Bigger, beefier poo to start off October. Not a huge poo, but better the week's earlier poos. Sort of chunky and solid. Still crapping multiple times a day, so all poos, on average, are smaller. I like the brown in the poo, and it has the consistency of glork. So there you go. Poo. 

eNjoy. 

30 September: Wednesday choikenbloofer.

Middle of the week, and pooing. Poos have been soft and flaky lately. I'm thinking about supplementing with fiber because I didn't think I'm getting enough. Maybe Metamucil? Metamucil poo? We'll see. If the additional fiber changes my poo you will be the first people to see it. Right? I don't let other people see my poo because, well, that would be weird.

eNjoy.

29 September: Tuesday lorganjinek.

Bigger poo than Monday's poo. Not saying much. Deep brown--a nugget and a squiggle. And you can just see the remainder corn from the corn casserole I had a few evenings back. And you know what I always say--corn poo is always fun. 

eNjoy.

28 September: Monday hobjobkins.

Kind of a gloggle of a poo. Not exciting. Not big. Not a loaf. But still poo. Always pooing. 

eNjoy.