4 October: Sunday scupstroodling.

Big Sunday dump load. This one got me out of bed. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I went downstairs and immediately had to duck walk to the bathroom. Yep, I was doing the tight-sphincter-shuffle. I made it and pushed this puppy out. Big, brown, and beefy. Not surprising as I only crapped once the day before. This works. 

eNjoy.

Saturday poo meme.

3 October: Friday choominpliming.

Just a big fat mess of a poo. Only crapped once the day before, so I was expecting a bigger load. Interesting poo, started out as loaves at the beginning and ended with a splort. Ending part was deep brown and glooky. Good poo pic of a middlin poo. 

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2 October: Friday splooterploop.

Just a ploop of plorp. Almost completely soft.. Yep, time to eat more fiber. This ploop is just a little--splorchy. Ooey and gooey and creamy and bloogey. Lots of little yellow speckles down below. Not my best effort, but hey, it's still poo. 

eNjoy.

1 October: Thursday phugobejuntner.

Bigger, beefier poo to start off October. Not a huge poo, but better the week's earlier poos. Sort of chunky and solid. Still crapping multiple times a day, so all poos, on average, are smaller. I like the brown in the poo, and it has the consistency of glork. So there you go. Poo. 

eNjoy. 

30 September: Wednesday choikenbloofer.

Middle of the week, and pooing. Poos have been soft and flaky lately. I'm thinking about supplementing with fiber because I didn't think I'm getting enough. Maybe Metamucil? Metamucil poo? We'll see. If the additional fiber changes my poo you will be the first people to see it. Right? I don't let other people see my poo because, well, that would be weird.

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29 September: Tuesday lorganjinek.

Bigger poo than Monday's poo. Not saying much. Deep brown--a nugget and a squiggle. And you can just see the remainder corn from the corn casserole I had a few evenings back. And you know what I always say--corn poo is always fun. 

eNjoy.

28 September: Monday hobjobkins.

Kind of a gloggle of a poo. Not exciting. Not big. Not a loaf. But still poo. Always pooing. 

eNjoy.