8 March: Friday poolperchubbuck.

This poo got me out of bed. It was about 5:30 and I was awake but still in bed. And then I got this really uncomfortable intestinal cramping. Happens to me a couple of times a year--I'm in bed, usually asleep when I get these horrible gut cramps. They come in waves and the only thing that provides relief is taking a dump. So here you go. Post cramp dump. Big, fat, really stinky dump load. Hey, it's poo 

eNjoy.