8 May: Saturday kliberbrunch.

So, I didn't eat yesterday until 6 pm. I also didn't poo yesterday. So, I was expecting a big poo today. Didn't happen. At least not all at once. I woke up and started drinking coffee. And then I had to poo. The poo came almost immediately (as it almost always does), and I could tell it was a log. A big log. It was a log, but not a big one. And it sank right to the bottom. Not an impressive log. A lot of texture, but no bulk. I crapped again an hour later. Have no idea why my colon decided to split it into two poos. Second poo was a mess. So, that's the way it goes.