15 May: second Saturday juloop.

So, Saturday was cheat day. So I had a 5 Guys large (double) bacon cheeseburger, with sauteed onions and mushrooms. And lots of French fries. Probably 1500 calories. And that meant running to the bathroom to take another big dump an hour later. And this load came screaming out of my ass. Literally sat down, unflexed the ole sphincter, and dropped. Took 3 1/2 seconds. Yep. I'm just that good.

eNjoy.