Howard Stern's poo.

I heard Howard Stern say the other day on his SiriusXM radio show that because of the way he eats, his shit doesn't stink. Now, I know Howard Stern must have a pretty high opinion of himself, but for him to say that his shit doesn't stink--that sounds like narcissism to me. Honestly Howard, you're shit doesn't stink? Howard, EVERYbody's shit stinks. EVERYBODY'S. My poo stinks. YOUR poo stinks. The Pope's poo stinks. 

The next thing you know, Howard is going to say that he shits white.