28 May: Saturday goomdrapner.

Back at home, and this poo came before I started my first cup of coffee. This poo just fell out of my bunghole. All I had to do was unkink the old sphincter a little. And just like that--splorch. Sometimes you just can't hold poo back. The rectum fills with poo, and the poo starts knocking. The rectum fills, and it's time to poo. That's how it works. You can always count on getting a lesson in the blog. You're welcome.

eNjoy.