25 May: Wednesday krimpleyunk.

Another mountain morning poo. Beefy and splirchy. Middle of the week, enjoying my vacation. Eating lots of carbs. Ate a big lunch, and then had to poo again while driving through an interesting little town. I mean, I really had to poo. Saw a really cool library, and went inside to use their toilet. Only one stall, but luckily unoccupied. Dropped my completely liquid deposit, wiped and left. Thanks, cool little library! You saved me from shitting my pants. 

eNjoy.