7 May: Saturday chultzperidian.

At this writing, this if the first of 3 poos this morning. Second and third poos were completely liquid. It's looking like it's going to be one of those days. If you haven't seen the movie "Nomadland," it's about a whole subculture of modern day nomads--people who live in vans. There's a scene where Francis McDormand is sitting in van, and then immediately has to shit in a bucket. That's what the second poo was like: one minute I was fine, the next I was running to the bathroom. I have no idea why the contents of my bowel turn to liquid and must immediately evacuate. Stupid bowel.

eNjoy.