13 July: Tuesday floodgerwang.

So this poo came after a BIG Qdoba burrito bowl for lunch. The bowl was delicious, and I knew it would induce a poo, because I didn't poo this morning. And poo I did. This plorp came slithering out of my bunghole like a big, thick brown boa constrictor. It was right in the middle when it came to consistency. So that meant a soft, gooey mess on the ole brown starfish. I had to wipe 3 times with regular TP once with a wet wipe. But it was worth it. Great poo pic. You're welcome.

eNjoy.