10 July: Saturday spormalbrinch.

Woke up at 8 am this morning and really had to poo. Big time. Sat on the toilet and the only thing that came out was a big, long, deep fart. It felt like a poo, but was only a fart. Disappointed. I got up, had a cup of coffee, and THEN pooed. But a bad poo. And not bad for a day that started off with a huge fart.

eNjoy.