13 August: Saturday choolblumper.

I didn't poo yesterday and I woke up early this morning, despite drinking a lot of vodka last night. 5:30 I got out of bed and started a cup of coffee in the Keurig. Before it was done, I had to poo. And then poo again. A lot of poo. Only the first was pooagenic enough to post here. This poo was weird--mostly solid, but kind of soft. Hey, it's poo! Poo never fails to surprise me 

eNjoy.