8 August: Monday glumchchukker.

So, started off the work week with a nice poo. There you go. Not a bad looking poo. Carbed it up pretty good most of the weekend so the poo is flowing freely. As poo does. It comes. It oozes. It squirts (sometimes, at the worst time). It shuffles out. When it's time for the poo to emerge, it simply does. It is. If you're pooing, you're living. So really, poo is life. I hope you learned something. 

eNjoy.