1 January: Friday stoomperjord.

Woke up this morning not too hungover. Had to poo before my coffee was ready. Felt like a big load--came out in fast, quick phlop. PHLOP. I was hoping for a ooey, gooey floater, but was disappointed. Not a super, spectacular poo for the new year. Oh well. There's always tomorrow. 

eNjoy.