25 January: Monday no pic.

So, crapped twice Monday. First time directly after a HUGE salad for lunch. I RAN to the bathroom. That shit came out of my asshole like a nuclear torpedo. It exploded out of my ass. Second poo came an hour later. Similar explosion, smaller nuclear torpedo. Something about big salads just turn the contents of my bowel into very impatient liquid. These poos were liquid, so not much to see. Poo soup. I just had to tell you about the experience.