21 January: Thursday scroogedumper.

Didn't poo on Wednesday. And dropped this gloppy mess the next day. Nice looking poo log. It wasn't hard or soft--it was in between. Sort of gooey and gummy. And you know what that means: I was wiping my ass for 3 hours. When poo is gummy like that it always leaves a lot of residue. Which means a lot of residue. And if you don't want that residue on your shorts, you have to wipe. A LOT. Oh well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

eNjoy.