Aug 22, 2011

 So, I wake up Monday morning and Ihave to shit. No notable poos on Sunday, but I know that today will be a pre-commute poo. I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth and feel that familar urge. I have to shit--but I forgot my cell phone. But then I couldn't find the phone. I finally figured out that I'd left it outside in my car. So I put on some gym shorts, ran out to my car and got th phone. And the resulting poo was not impressive.

Ah well. nJoy.