29 January: Sunday schlortfurter.

Didn't know if I'd crap today because I crapped THREE times yesterday. Grrr. My ass was sore. I shouldn't have worried. I ate a lot yesterday, so there was plenty of material for today's poo. Big, fat, stinking (and I do mean stinking) pile of poo. As I've said several times, the poo just never stops. There you go.

eNjoy.

1,000,000 pageviews.

Just a quick note: 3 or 4 days ago this blog went over a million pageviews. July 24, 2011 I started a poo blog. This poo blog. After 11 1/2 years, I'm still blogging, and you guys are still reading. And looking. 

Thanks for that. Here's to the next million views. 

28 January: Saturday gloomsyerfrinch.

Strange week for poo. I didn't poo Tuesday. Went to work Wednesday and went out to lunch. After eating one crab fritter, I had to poo. Completely liquid. Like turning on a faucet. So, no work poo pic. Then I didn't poo Thursday or Friday. Saturday I woke a little late and immediately had to poo. Big, dark and stinky. And gummy. Real gummy. I had to wipe 6 times. And 30 minutes one HUGE fart. And then I had to poo again. When it rains, it pours. I wouldn't be surprised if I pooed again later in the day.

eNjoy.

23 January: Monday ploochintforder.

A big, fat plooch of poo. Gooey and floochy. A pile 'o poo. Not much else to say. Not a bad poo pic.

eNjoy.

22 January: Sunday flooverplommit.

Big fat, brown Sunday dumper. Fat, mealy glorf. And PUNGENT. Yesterday was cheat day so I carbed up.. Drank beer and had a big fat chicken sandwich, with mashed potatoes and mac-n-cheese for lunch. Yum. So the first thing I did upon waking was take a dump. And here you go 

eNjoy.

21 January: Saturday flumpitchord.

Didn't poo Friday. Dropped a big plord first thing this morning upon waking up. Just a ploop of plord. A pile of poo. And a pretty good poo pic. Knobby and glumpy. I think this one's a winner.

eNjoy.

19 January: Thursday choolglimpet.

Didn't poo on Wednesday, when I was at work. So, no work poo. Didn't poo Thursday until well after lunch. And when I went, I went big. I big, fat splobbit of poo. Dark brown, gooey and creamy. This was a three flusher. Big time glorb. Not pretty, but it's poo. 

eNjoy.