9 August: Monday folschgunter.

So, this pile 'o poo just fell out of my ass. I sat down, relaxed my bunghole just a smidge, and this big mess just flortle do right out. No pushing, no straining--i would have to have strained to hold it in. Just flopped right out. The good news is, I will likely never have a stroke trying to push poo out.

eNjoy.