8 August: Sunday pormslitter.

Woke up this morning and pooed exactly after my first couple of sips of coffee. It was ready to come out. Not a bad looking poo. If I do say so myself. I then had a breakfast of eggs and sausage, and 30 minutes after that, had to run and poo again. Second poo was completely liquid. I have no idea why my bowel does that: solid poo one minute, liquid poo the next. Stupid, silly poo. But it's still poo.

eNjoy.