7 August: Saturday freemplezank.

So, woke up this morning, had a cup of coffee and dropped as big, soft load of glormph. Kind of yucky. Kind of mucky. Soft. Had to wipe my ass for 5 minutes to get my bunghole clean. I hate that. Wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and I STILL feel itchy. Oh well, it's poo. It doesn't always behave. 

eNjoy.