18 Apr: Saturday flompchomble.

So, I didn't poo on Friday. Not that unusual because I fast during the day on Fridays. Saturday I crapped 3 times. The first 2 produced pretty good pictures. The third poo was prompted by a big, fat Jersey Mike's chicken cheesesteak sub. Yum. The first poo is a big log, but it's submerged so it's hard to see. The phone focused on the surface of the water so the poo is fuzzy. I'll rate it a neutral 4. The second poo is a much better, very contrasty rich brown poo. I rate it a 6 1/2.

eNjoy.