13 Apr: Monday glorblechort.

So, my poo decided to wait for me to wake up today. Came about 5 minutes into my first cup of coffee. Sort of a middlin' poo. And--I changed my running wiping routine. Because I've been told flushable wipes aren't actually flushable, I can no longer flush them. But they do get me really clean. So, I wipe twice with regular TP, then wipe with a wet (flushable) wipe, fold it up and put it carefully on the floor, wipe again with TP, and go and put the wet wipe in the trash. Sigh. And then I flush and wash my hands. What a brother got to go through to get a clean ass 

eNjoy.