29 Dec: Sunday floogprantle.

So, I drank beer and cider last night. And ate catfish fingers and chicken tenders from a local BBQ joint. Good stuff. And woke up to a big, fat poo pile this morning. Really, right after I took my first sip of coffee, I had to shit. And shit I did. Good poo pic. Nice, rich, ooey, gooey poo pile. I rate this poo an 8.

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28 Dec: Saturday sclomperjummin.

So, feasted on pizza last night, after fasting all day. So, I had to poo right after I made my coffee. And this is a big, giant dumper of a poo. This late 2019 poo is a winner. Hopefully it portends good poos for the new year. I rate this poo an 8 1/2.

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27 Dec: Friday flourgloit.

Another really slow, post Christmas holiday work day. Another slow day at the office. Which meant nobody was there, which meant a nice, quiet, relaxed dumper. This ploop came out in a big plop. An ooey, gooey poo plooper. 

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26 Dec: Thursday klorbungle.

Work day, day after Christmas. The office was empty. And sure enough, 30 minutes after I got to work, I had to poo. The day before, Christmas day, I feasted, so this poo was big. I mean, a big gooping glopper. A big, brown, dumping dopper. An ooey gooey, fluffy flopper. 

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25 Dec: Christmas day schlaborple.

I woke up Christmas day, for a cup of coffee and has a nice poo! I ate chili last night for Christmas Eve dinner, and then had some eggnog. And that made for one of my cool, bicolored poo. I rate this poo a 7 1/2.

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24 Dec: Tuesday forkergint.

Day off today, the day before Christmas. The sips into my coffee, I had to poo. And I dropped a nice heathy load, as you can tell from the pic. This is a solid poo pic. Nice, ooey, gooey consistency. I rate this poo a 9. You're welcome.

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23 Dec: Monday prunchglooble.

Day off today. And started it off with a nice door. This load came in three quick bloops. But it was mostly soft and sinking. Not in the same league as the weekend poos. I rate this poo a 4.

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