30 September: Saturday double hrumphjintler.

Didn't poo Thursday or Friday. And Wednesday's poo was small. So, I haven't been pooping a lot. I weighed in Friday and I was up a pound and a half. But I hadn't shit since Wednesday! I was full of poo! I pooed twice Saturday, and they weren't fun. Hard poos. Ass-rippers. It took a lot of work to get those poos out. And after all of that work, and all of that discomfort, I ended up with very unsatisfactory little nuggets. Ugh. Pooing just hasn't been satisfying lately. So yesterday, I decided that I was officially constipated. First time in my life. So I took a dose of Miralax. A stool softener. I'll let you know how that goes. 

eNjoy.