21 October: Saturday horpfingwurg.

Didn't poo Friday so this is a two day load. And a big, beefy load it is. This one wasn't too bad squeezing out of my bunghole. It definitely felt beefy coming out. That's okay. Nothing quite like squeezing out a big turd. Really makes you feel better. Taking a really good shit is almost life a religious experience. Ron White once asked "Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit better afterward?" Yes. Yes I have. And it was glorious.

eNjoy.