17 April: Sunday morginnist.

Woke up in Saturday and shit a couple of bricks. Hard poo. Really. These turds stretched and scratched the old bunghole. Luckily no blood. Turds like this last October caused blood in my stool (yes, you can go back to lay October and see the blood) three times in one week. Ugh. Sometimes poo is a pain in the ass.

eNjoy.