25 February: Friday clarjunkster.

So, I didn't poo Wednesday or Thursday. I'm not sure why because my diet didn't change much. Then Friday's poo was GOOEY. Exactly in between soft and hard. I had to squeeze it out like stuffy serve ice cream. And gooey means a LOT of wiping. I wiped 4 times with regular TP and once with a wet wipe. Reminded me of an old Richard Pryor bit about having to wipe your ass for 5 hours. That's what I felt like. I'm glad most poos aren't like this. It sucked. Wiping and wiping and I still didn't feel clean. (sigh)

eNjoy.