22 February: Tuesday spoobgortner.

Started the day off with a nice poo. Still pooing at home. I can't remember the last time I pooed I'm a public restaurant. When I eventually go back into the office, I hope I remember how to poop in public. Ha! Who am I kidding? I could poop on national TV with multiple cameras on me. I'm the poo champ! Champion pooer of the world. Oh there was a poo tournament, I'd win, hands down! There you go!

eNjoy.