20 February: Sunday florchumple.

Drank a lot of vodka last night. So I slept late this morning. Two sips into my first cup of coffee and I had to poo. I sat down and just phlapped it out. I just unlimber the old bunghole, give a quick heave and out comes poo! And not a bad looking poo. My poos have been dark lately and this one was a bright, orangish brown. This works. 

eNjoy.