31 January: Monday thaumpkortner.

Tried to poo directly before I got into the shower, but, no joy. It wasn't ready to come out. So, I took the shower and I was fresh until about two hours later, when this poo came squiggling out of my bunghole. I definitely felt this come out--it had different thicknesses and was much more bulbous it places--so I could definitely it. Then I was no longer fresh. Meh--not a bad looking poo. 

eNjoy.