31 October: Sunday jorbglunger.

Halloween poo! Didn't poo on Friday. Saturday's poo woke me up at 4:45. Not a good feeling. My stomach was upset and it wasn't a pleasant experience. It must have been the rum from the night before. No pic because I was in the dark (I wanted to go back to sleep after). 

Today's poo was a much more satisfying experience. As you can see, nice and solid. This was a serious load. I really felt it as it passed through my bunghole. Brown and chunky. This is a big boy's poo. You're welcome.

eNjoy.